This would be a great prank to do on the duggers

[doggie]

We I have heard of pranki9ng someone with a pizza delivery but this would be so much better to the duggers or any fundy we talk about.

 

A Park Slope sex toy store has the answer for residents that want some action on days when they just don’t want to get out of bed.

 

Babeland is delivering kinky treats right to your home within an hour — teaming up with a bike courier company to bring adult goodies to Brooklyn horndogs because in Brooklyn, getting dildos should be no different than getting Domino’s.

 

“This is New York City. You can get anything delivered,†said Pamela Doan, a spokeswoman for the purveyors of all things that vibrate and lubricate.

 

The door-to-door of service works like this: whoopie-makers can scope out items online, then call Babeland to place an order. A receptionist at the shop, which is located on Bergen Street near Flatbush Avenue, then assigns the delivery to a cyclist at the forward-thinking bike messenger company, Clementine Courier. A pedal-grinder then drops a “discreet-looking box†at any address in Brooklyn, usually in less than an hour.

 

It was Babeland shoppers who made a proposition for delivery, Doan said.

 

“These customers know exactly what they want, †she said.

 

And the action packs are now flying out the door and down the streets.

 

Babeland staffers say shoppers use the service most on three-day weekends and claim hotels get the majority of the action when it comes to delivery.

 

There are plenty of reasons why boot-knockin’ Brooklynites might turn to bike messengers to kick things into higher gear.

 

For some, getting dressed and heading to the sex shop could ruin the mood. For others, a broken toy could cause a bedroom emergency. And, of course, there’s bad weather — one of the main reasons people order delivery in general, and a great incentive for frisky Brooklynites to stay in bed.

 

“We’ve had people call and say, ‘We desperately need it here within the hour,’ †said Steph, one of Babeland’s sex educators, who asked The Brooklyn Paper to omit her last name in order to dodge potential internet creeps. “It’s the gift that keeps on giving.â€

 

The “Hitachi Magic Wand†— one of the oldest and least flashy plug-in vibrators on the market — is the product most often delivered by bicycle, likely because folks are familiar with it, Doan said.

 

Singles sometimes call to replace a beloved gadget, while couples tend to stock up on lube and condoms.

 

Delivery costs $30, but it’s free on Valentine’s Day — just like last year, when workers on two-wheelers wore bow ties for the occasion.

 

“It’s hilarious,†said Diana Delatorre, a fan of Babeland. “I’ve never used it — but now I want to.â€

[koolmom]

(Shakes head and laughs) I guess the real priceless thing would be if one of the younger howlers opened it, thinking it was an early birthday gift for someone in the family and checks it out! Can you picture Jackson and Hannie trying to operate some battery-powered, buzzing toy?

[ladypuglover]

(Shakes head and laughs) I guess the real priceless thing would be if one of the younger howlers opened it, thinking it was an early birthday gift for someone in the family and checks it out! Can you picture Jackson and Hannie trying to operate some battery-powered, buzzing toy?

:oops: :oops: Ummm, I've already lived that as the mother and don't care to repeat that. :oops: :oops:

[doggie]

(Shakes head and laughs) I guess the real priceless thing would be if one of the younger howlers opened it, thinking it was an early birthday gift for someone in the family and checks it out! Can you picture Jackson and Hannie trying to operate some battery-powered, buzzing toy?

funnier still if no one in the house knew what it was and they showed friends.

[koolmom]

There ya go!

[Witsec7]

Total waste of money and a good buzzy toy.

[doggie]

Total waste of money and a good buzzy toy.

not if you were a fly on the wall.

[koolmom]

:oops: :oops: Ummm, I've already lived that as the mother and don't care to repeat that. :oops: :oops:

I'm so sorry I brought up such a baleful memory...

[Visionoyahweh]

Mean prank. Better prank is to show up as free house painters and let it slip over the course of the workday that you're a wiccan atheist lesbian who's just painting houses to pay for her abortions.

Then you proceed to write all kinds of crazy crap on their walls in UV paint

[lilwriter85]

The OP's idea for a prank would be good and that would a good one to pull if the Duggars ever go back to NYC and people know when they are.

[fakepigtails73]

(Shakes head and laughs) I guess the real priceless thing would be if one of the younger howlers opened it, thinking it was an early birthday gift for someone in the family and checks it out! Can you picture Jackson and Hannie trying to operate some battery-powered, buzzing toy?

That reminds me of when they were in that posh hotel room in London playing with the bidet...

Hannie to Jackson: "This is my sink and there is yrs over there!", said while pointing the bidet that little Mackynzie was drinking water out of... :o

[Witsec7]

That reminds me of when they were in that posh hotel room in London playing with the bidet...

Hannie to Jackson: "This is my sink and there is yrs over there!", said while pointing the bidet that little Mackynzie was drinking water out of...

I had to look this up on youtube, unfortunately it doesn't have audio due to copyright issues.

UrRHEZGWUEM

How hard is it to explain to a child what a bidet is for?

"Jackson, a bidet is a way some people clean themselves after a BM."

[doggie]

How hard is it to explain to a child what a bidet is for?

"Jackson, a bidet is a way some people clean themselves after a BM."

well since the boys don't know what parts a female has it may be hard.