The purity bear - dont open if anything is in your mouth!

[Buzzard]

Purity bear reminds me of pedo bear. Can that possibly by where they got the idea from? Oy.

This has GOT to be a parody, or someone is just...head-crushingly ironic.

The "day of purity" people are tweeting it every 30 seconds. Its real. I had to respond, couldnt help it! I cant control my urges!

Mary Bush@MaryBush3Reply

@DoPurity "Please use front entrance?" Wow... way to add in an extra message!

[Kitty]

Am I the only person who thought the two were going to start fucking right there at the end?

[clibbyjo]

Well that was an minute of AWESOME!!!!! LOL, I love it!

[Buzzard]

Well that was an minute of AWESOME!!!!! LOL, I love it!

They need to get used to about a minute if theyre gonna wait!

[StarrieEyedKat]

OMG, perfection, thank you.

[Witsec7]

That would be pretty awesome. Or there could be a video about "special time" with the teddy bear as an alternative to impure behaviors.

Ah sweet fellowship with the PB. :clap: :clap:

[Guest Anonymous]

Almost as awkward as David and Priscilla's engagement video.

[thoughtful]

OMG, perfection, thank you.

Glad you liked it!

How about this:

[lexiloumarie]

I think we should make this happen. Maybe a couple FJ women can get together and make a video about how it's totally cool for lesbians to do it because no penis = no loss of purity.

As a resident FJ lesbian, I'd watch this.

[lawfulevil]

Nothing says "Now, this feels right!" like getting married right out of high school just so you can have sex. The Bad Idea Bears had much better ideas than the Purity Bear. Buy a whole case of beer when you're on a budget, play "I Bet I Can Drink This Faster Than You Can", "take money from your parents as long as possible".

The Scientology thing is a tie.

[clibbyjo]

We need a FJ Youtube channel where our parodies can be loaded and viewed. How to do it anonymously where any FJ member can add a video though? I am not a tech person,just an idea person. I would LOVE to have a fundie fashion show or host" fundie fashion corner" type thing.(weekly guests ..think "schweddy balls ladies but fundie) I would totally rock a floor length jean skirt and head covering as long as I could disguise myself enough IRL people wouldn't recognize me. Fake mustaches would work. :whistle:

[JesusFightClub]

Can't work out youtube linkage but has anyone seen "I Don't Want It?" It came up next after Purity Bear and amazed me in all the wrong ways...

[genericJname]

Can't work out youtube linkage but has anyone seen "I Don't Want It?" It came up next after Purity Bear and amazed me in all the wrong ways...

:shock: I am equally as shocked that DC Talk is still around. They were old school back when I was a chaste christian teen.

[JesusFightClub]

:shock: I am equally as shocked that DC Talk is still around. They were old school back when I was a chaste christian teen.

That is some of the worst rap I ever heard, and I like rap and hiphop in its myriad forms a lot (though am not the most up to date ever ;)). Not because of its' theme, because it was dire.

I looked it up and it's early 90s, but it's not *good* early 90s. The best rap and hiphop is clever, it plays off words, and the flow sounds good. If you can't achieve all of the above, enjoy yourself and amuse your audience and everyone will be happy. DC Talk sound like the "down wid da kidz" efforts of an uptight biology teacher.

[Kitty]

Day of Purity still hasn't replied to my tweet. :x

[Guest Anonymous]

DC Talk sound like the "down wid da kidz" efforts of an uptight biology teacher.

:lol:

I couldn't listen all the way through; I was too embarassed for them. :oops:

Likewise I could only bear 3 minutes of the 7 min Purity Bear response....

[clibbyjo]

OMG "I Don't Want It" just made my day. :) :dance:

[Buzzard]

Day of Purity still hasn't replied to my tweet. :x

They ignored me too. Thats it, I'm inviting a random male neighbor over for some "fuck you day of purity" sex.

[defrauding]

Likewise I could only bear 3 minutes of the 7 min Purity Bear response....

I bear-ly made it past the first minute.

To my great amusement, one of the "related videos" on the sidebar is the the video for Perfume Genius' "Hood," featuring gay porn star Arpad Miklos. Miklos may be a bear, but he's definitely not a purity bear.

[Buzzard]

I bear-ly made it past the first minute.

To my great amusement, one of the "related videos" on the sidebar is the the video for Perfume Genius' "Hood," featuring gay porn star Arpad Miklos. Miklos may be a bear, but he's definitely not a purity bear.

I dont think the fundies understand how twitter/youtube etc works. It seems like a lot of this shit (makaziville) is backfiring big time.

[GenerationCedarchip]

Okay - it's official. Purity Bear is so bad that fundies on my FB are making fun of it. I've also seen a number of statements along the lines of, "Well, they seem very earnest and I'm sure their hearts are in the right place." Which are the kind of statements usually reserved for the big-haired televangelists of whom many fundies are skeptical but are reluctant to go off on publicly since they're supposed to share the same religion and all.

[DistantStar]

Likewise I could only bear 3 minutes of the 7 min Purity Bear response....

I see what you did there. :mrgreen:

I hate the way you can't tell if something a fundie puts together is a parody or not!

[Buzzard]

Okay - it's official. Purity Bear is so bad that fundies on my FB are making fun of it. I've also seen a number of statements along the lines of, "Well, they seem very earnest and I'm sure their hearts are in the right place." Which are the kind of statements usually reserved for the big-haired televangelists of whom many fundies are skeptical but are reluctant to go off on publicly since they're supposed to share the same religion and all.

Well bless their little virgin hearts, they meant well!

[Luvchild]

lmao - but why do they always show the girl tempting the guy? It's usually the other way around. The hate these fundies show to girls and their treatment of girls is so sad.

[Buzzard]

OMG how did I miss this!??!? SHE'S WEARING PANTS! That JEZEBEL!!!!

The parodies have started. They're not very good yet...