Dear Duggars,

[meow139]

Dear Smuggar,

I hear that whale hunting is still alive and well in many places, legally and illegally. So... you know, be careful. Wear only BRIGHTLY COLOURED wholesomewear next time your daddy pays for you to go to the beach, so that no Japanese whaling boats mistake you for their prey.

Also, shave your ridiculous "beard" and stop reproducing yourself. Or at least hold off for a few years. Your captive uterus will thank you.

THIS.ALL THIS. EVERY WORD.

[lilwriter85]

Dear Jim Bob,

You are not Joe Kennedy and your sons are not political dynamite or attractive like JFK and RFK. Your family is classless compared to the Kennedys. Please stop trying to push them on us and tell your oldest to STFU.

I love this one. The Kennedys did have their share of problems but when it came politics they really knew what they were doing. The Kennedy sons were well educated unlike Boob and Smuggar.

[meow139]

dear Jill,

Many view you as a kook aid drinker. But are you, REALLY? I think you just have a big heart. You can do so many things to help people if you just get out of there, be free!!!!!