Liberty Counsel's "Adopt a Liberal" Prayer Program

[Buzzard]

OK, I freely admit that I disagree with the politics of a good number of people on their adoption list, but this is fucked up.

lc.org/media/9980/adopt_a_liberal.htm

I'll give them credit that we arent praying for them to die or email bomb their offices... but really?

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[JesusFightClub]

Aww! I can't decide if that is cute or evil. Can something be both? ;)

[2 much chickenetti]

Oooh, I'm a liberal, can they pray for me to "become a good influence on our Nation's culture." It's what I'm working on anyway :lol:

[doggie]

Of course they really know God believes just like they do so god wants liberals to change because don't you know god follows the bible.

[CanadianHippie]

Of course they really know God believes just like they do so god wants liberals to change because don't you know god follows the bible.

If God followed the Bible, he'd be a socialist!

[Maul the Koala]

Do they adopt Commies too?

[CanadianHippie]

I see Obama's on the list. I wonder for how long? Because I know his views on same-sex marriage have gone from "Civil unions are good" to "You know, they ought to be able to marry!" Plus he succeeded in repealing DADT and all that... So maybe they pray, and God answers those prayers by making liberals more liberal and better able to succeed in their "liberal agendas".

[Witsec7]

Do they adopt Commies too?

Yea, they don't know the difference between a commie and a liberal.

I'd prefer to stay an orphan though.

[CanadianHippie]

Yea, they don't know the difference between a commie and a liberal.

I'd prefer to stay an orphan though.

Come up to Canada, we are all a bunch of orphaned liberals... Plus your dog can marry his same-sex lover who is also a toaster.

[Witsec7]

I'm a commie and not a liberal.

[CanadianHippie]

I'm a commie and not a liberal.

We're liberal enough that we don't care if you're a commie.

[Witsec7]

We're liberal enough that we don't care if you're a commie.

I tried the Canadian thing, the govt. said I was undesirable.

[CanadianHippie]

I tried the Canadian thing, the govt. said I was undesirable.

It mighta been that bra...

[JesusFightClub]

It mighta been that bra...

Wouldn't the bra make her more desirable? ;)

I'm not a liberal either but I am a different flavour of commie to Experiencedd. I was tempted to write in and ask them to adopt me. I have been a Trotskyist for twelve years and wondered if the power of prayer would have any effect ;) Perhaps a strange reverse one where I get more lefty?

[CanadianHippie]

Wouldn't the bra make her more desirable? ;)

You would think, but we have a lot of large, carnivorous animals up here. Wearing a bra like that will just attract them.

[Jezebel]

I'll bet that was it. It should have been made from Canadian bacon...

[FuManchu]

I love the fact that Alan Colmes is there because he asked them to put him there. I wonder if they realised he was making fun of them.

[JesusFightClub]

She could reveal the bra at strategic moments (meetings with customs officials) and conceal it at other strategic moments (meetings with large, fanged animals). This would work, no? ;)

[Buzzard]

I love the fact that Alan Colmes is there because he asked them to put him there. I wonder if they realised he was making fun of them.

Theres no way they understand snark. Clearly Alan Colmes is struggling with his ebil beliefs and needs their help to reform his ways. God purposed him to ask for their intervention.

[freejoytoo]

Very liberal and not a commie, but I live in England which has da ebil NHS which hands out free abortions and birth control so I'm probably a lost cause anyway.

[dairyfreelife]

I'm not liberal (or conservative), but certainly believe everything they are against-women's rights, pro-choice, pro-homosexual marriage (what adults do in their free time is none of my business as long as all parties are legally consenting), and I don't get the stem cell issue-those eggs are not being used and would be otherwise destroyed. I don't see unused eggs are being human anymore than a dropped chicken would equal a baby chick, but I also don't believe life begins at conception.

I vote for the FreeJingers to be a part of the adopt a liberal program. While they pray for me, I will pray for them to get a small dose of reality and a clue.

[Austin]

This liberal has but one sentiment toward these jackasses: