"Day of Purity" - Have fun guys!

[Buzzard]

lc.org/dayofpurity

or for more immediate awesomness:

twitter.com/#!/DoPurity

So the business day before valentines day we're supposed to buck the fucking culture and "Just say No."

Some suggestions to prepare yourself for the day of losers purity

Write an article on sexual purity for your school or local paper.

BWAHAHAHAH Really? These are public schools that have signed up for this shit! Holy crap!

3. Plan Your Day of Purity Events

Some ideas for special events include a father/daughter banquet, a group-date for Valentine’s Day, holding a school rally and inviting people to share why sexual abstinence is so important, getting a local Christian band to play at a rally. Also remember to plan to hand out flyers and get the word out about wearing a t-shirt that stands for sexual purity. College students be sure to check out the “College Idea Sheet.â€

Yes, definitely. Get a christian band involved because that will TOTALLY make everyone not horny at a PUBLIC school. Go let the jews/muslims/mormons/buddhists fuck away while you dont dance to "Our god is an awesome god."

Decide now what you will wear on the Day of Purity – get your plain white t-shirt, place an order for your Day of Purity t-shirt, or decide on another abstinence-based message t-shirt. Also be sure to get your LIVEPURE wristband with memory verse 1 Tim. 4:12. The goal is to stand out from the crowd and get people talking about sexual purity!

I'm gonna wear a halter top with a bra on the outside and some really tight pants that show off my ass... on second thought, there may be some crotchless panties under a bloomer...

Take Pictures during the Day at school and during your Event.

Please post them here, thanks.

[Witsec7]

Thanks for the reminder. I'll be wearing chaps with nothing else, a pair of fetish heels and some kind of leather corset. Naturally the cat will look at me funny, but all I'll have to do is whisper 'santorum' and he will flee under the bed.

edited for spelling

[Kitty]

I'll wear my black "Sexpectations" T-shirt on the Day of Purity. I got it at an event for sexual health awareness at my public university.

[ilovetchotchkes]

I'm going to throw on my victorian underwear and parade around in that all day. Crotchless drawers (historically accurate dontcha know), a chemise, and my magenta corset.

[Deleted07]

I'll be wearing a t-shirt that stands for sexual purity....

[Buzzard]

I'll be wearing a t-shirt that stands for sexual purity....

OMG how awesome would that be in maternity sizes!

[doggie]

How can you talk about purity and stay pure? being igorant will not make you a better person it just maks you igorant.

[Buzzard]

How can you talk about purity and stay pure? being igorant will not make you a better person it just maks you igorant.

You have to sign a pledge and mail it in to them. Then you have to buy their t shirts and wristbands and wear them on the day of purity! :dance: All your friends will think your the shizzle and listen to you about not having sex and staying pure! Dont you know STDs will kill you! :doh:

This is just another opportunity for fundies to talk about their fav subject, SEX! All while NOT talking about SEX!

[JesusFightClub]

O.M.G.

I am an insomniac ;) and I just went through my wardrobe for the most defrauding clothes I can find. Since I don't really do defrauding, the nearest I got is an old tartan miniskirt and an equally old strapless Che Guevara boob tube thingy.

Hellloooo Day of Purity! There is also a high chance the age of the garments will cause them to crumble, causing even MOAR defrauding. It's all good!

[O Latin]

I want to know what's on the "College Idea Sheet" :lol:

[Deleted07]

I found some more good t-shirts for the day, I hope you don't mind!

:mrgreen:

[Buzzard]

Take the purity pledge today! I encourage you to sign up for your purity pledge card. We will mail you a beautiful wallet-sized laminated card that will include your name along with the wording of the purity pledge - all at no cost to you. We want you to take this action and remember it each day going forward.

Or, if you can't wait to have it in your hands, you can print your own purity pledge card right now, cut it out, fold it over and sign it. You can keep this paper copy until you receive yours in the mail.

I think I peed myself a little on the red part. I CANT WAIT TO HAVE MY CARD BUT I CAN WAIT FOR SEX!

#logicandhumannaturefail!

Does the logo remind anyone else of the Klingon war insignia?

[doggie]

one thrust and the so so blessed purity is history and good riddence unless you are a fundy.

[Deleted07]

Why Purity?

Teen virgins can expect an average income that is 16 percent higher than sexually active teens from

identical socioeconomic backgrounds. This will mean an increased average salary of $370,000 over

their lifetime according to the Heritage Foundation.

When a woman is married as a virgin, her divorce rate is 76 percent lower than a non-virgin. For

men it's 63 percent lower, according to The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the

United States.

:shock: I have no words...

[Buzzard]

The social organization of sexuality? WTF is that? They totally made that up!

I know ONE virgin at marriage. Yes, she's highly educated and probably makes more than I do... but considering that a good number of people in my graduating class make more than 370k IN A YEAR at this point in their careers I'm not buying that shit.

[Deleted07]

Yeah I call complete BULLSHIT on the income thing. Especially when most women who choose not to have sex before marriage, also do not go on to have any form of career. So how the hell do they earn more on average? *eyeroll of extreme proportions*

[doggie]

The social organization of sexuality? WTF is that? They totally made that up!

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it is a book google is your friend

http://www.amazon.com/Social-Organizati ... 0226469573

[Deleted07]

Publication Date: October 17, 1994 |

Correct me if I'm wrong. But when its a study from almost 20 years ago, how can the results still be valid today?

Also, '94 was the middle of the epidemic with HIV/Aids and such, not to mention a completely different socio-economic time...

:-|

[crassy]

I can think of a billion things I would rather organise than a day devoted to my husband thinking about my daughter's future sex life.

Fucking gross. And wrong.

[CanadianHippie]

I'll just wear one of my "not without a jacket" tops... The sight if my G-cup cleavage will let people know I'm all about purity!

[AnnieC 305]

How about a t-shirt that reads:

Liberal Atheist

Come talk to me if you don't want to talk about sex.

[Maul the Koala]

I want this t-shirt and I'm in my mid-20s. :D

[Guest Anonymous]

I was seriously going to request a laminated wallet-sized personalized Purity Pledge card but that website's all flash & I can't work it on my phone.

Fuck.

[Buzzard]

I was seriously going to request a laminated wallet-sized personalized Purity Pledge card but that website's all flash & I can't work it on my phone.

Fuck.

I'm still not understanding why even having a "laminated wallet-sized personalized pledge card" is going to convince a 17 year old staring at tits for the first time to run away and pray.

I'd bet dollars to donuts that if we offered free porn on the day of purity they'd take it.

[genericJname]

Yeah I call complete BULLSHIT on the income thing. Especially when most women who choose not to have sex before marriage, also do not go on to have any form of career. So how the hell do they earn more on average? *eyeroll of extreme proportions*

That income isn't from having a career, silly. Its from staying pure enough to marry a high earning man to support your family, as the good lord intended.