A Flowchart for Choosing Your Religion

[ilovetchotchkes]

I'm Mormon because I believe underwear can be magical--if they're Spanx.

[2xx1xy1JD]

Candles work for the difference between Jews and Muslims, but so would attitude toward fasting.

No more than 1 day of fasting, with plenty of feasting = Jew

1 month/year of daytime fasting = Muslim

Alternatively, you could ask, "do you love to argue and debate constantly?"

Hummus, though, is definitely shared.

Maybe we could differentiate between pork-avoiding Christians and Jews/Muslims with these questions:

"Would you eat tater tot casserole for dinner?" Yes = fundie

"Are you vegetarian" Yes = Seventh Day Adventist

"Do you like Chinese food?" Yes = Jewish

"Do you eat only kosher Chinese food?" Yes = Orthodox, No = Reform

[emmiedahl]

But what about the Duggars? They refuse to eat bacon, and all other pork products, like all the Gothardites. Only turkey bacon. But since the chart doesn't specify "pork bacon", I guess they're safe. :lol:

[snarkykitty]

[Lostie]

We've already talked about (and improved upon) this chart here:

http://freejinger.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=6649&hilit=spanx

Edited for proper use of English.

[DistantStar]

Every time I follow the bacon line I think of a friend of mine who must have bacon at breakfast after church every week. But a group of us are regulars at this place so they know to break out both the bacon and the mimosas about 10:45 or so, right before we show up. :)

[Peas n carrots]

Isn't the Buddhist one wrong? If I recall, Buddhism doesn't really worship Gods at all...I was under the impression it is more of a philosophy than anything.

Btw...the Magical Underwear question makes me LOL