Lookin' fo' Sump'n at Vision Fo'um?

[WanderingStar]

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Sorry. It needed to be done. :D

[Fun-Dee]

Here is something from Daddy Maxwell, about death of course.

Sarah wondered how life would be different if everyone wo'e sump'n on de front uh deir clodin', maybe similar t'a Cho'ePack, but instead uh cho'es, it displayed da damn mond and year some sucka' would die. Dink about how soberin' it would be t'have some constant reminda' each time ya' looked at some sucka' tellin' ya' he only had so's much longa' befo'e he wuz goin' t'face God in eternity. Slap mah fro! Life might look sump'n likes de followin' scenario. 'S coo', bro.

Eta another paragraph from the same "Dad's Corner."

Yo' mind drifts t'yo' broder. Ah be baaad... You's bod wuz raised in some "Christian" crib where Pops and Mom wuz token Christians. Sadly, yo' broda' has followed afta' Dad's 'esample and gots little time fo' de Lo'd. It's not dat he be evil o' nuthin likes dat. Man! He goes t'church and prays befo'e meals, but he feels God put us on dis eard t'enjoy it, and he be goin' t'have fun wid everydin' dat be not baaaad. His idea be dat if God ain't said "Dou shalt not…" den it be coo', cuz' he be "free in Christ. Man!"

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OMG, Josh's blurb line from Instagram comes up a treat in translation!

So as it appears normally:

Jesus is my Lord. Anna is my wife. Mackynzie & Michael are my kids. Jim Bob & Michelle are my parents. The oldest of 19 children. Work = Cars!

In redneck:

Jesus is mah Lo'd, cuss it all t' tarnation. Henrietta is mah wife. Mackynzie & Ichabod is mah kids. Jim Billy Bob & Michelle is mah parents. Th' oldess of 19 chillun. Wawk = Cars!

:lol:

In Jive:

Jesus be my Lo'd. Anna be my mama. Mackynzie & Michael is my kids. Bo-Jangles Leroy & Michelle is my parents. De oldest uh 19 children. 'S coo', bro. Wo'k = Cars! Right on!

:lol:

Cokney:

Jesus is me Lord. Anna is me ole lady. Mackynzie & Michael are me kids. Cor blimey guv! Jim Bob & Michelle are me parents. The bloomin' oldest of 19 children. Work = Cars! Honest guv!

:lol:

Elmer Fudd:

Jesus is my Wowd. Anna is my wife. Mackynzie & Michaew awe my kids. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Jim Bob & Michewwe awe my pawents. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De owdest of 19 chiwdwen, uh-hah-hah-hah. Wowk = Caws!

:lol:

Swedish Chef:

Jesoos is my Lurd. Bork bork bork! Unna is my veeffe-a. Meckynzeee-a & Meecheel ere-a my keeds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Jeem Bub & Meechelle-a ere-a my perents. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee ooldest ooff 19 cheeldree. Vurk = Cers!

:lol:

[Sister Mary Savage]

:lol:

Maybe this would be a good description for Smuggar's website: (Jive)

Hey ya'll, ah sho man am Josh Duggar! Ah be baaad....Anna be my chick slave, Micheal be mah patriarch in trainin, and dat crazy ho Michelle be mah mama. I sho be lazy cept when ah is shovin da taters in mah mouth. One day, I be so fa dah Anna be liftin me ougta mah bed wid a crane.

[mirele]

This brings back memories of posting $cientology's $uper $ekrit $akrid $kripchers on Usenet around 1996 -- after they'd been run through the Encheferator (makes it sound like the Swedish Chef). Interestingly enough, the cult wasn't able to figure out what I'd done until a wacked out former member named me a "Suppressive Person." THEN I got the lawyer nastygrams.

(These days, everyone knows about Xenu.)

[ladypuglover]

First the reasl one.

Steve Maxwell presents the groundwork for preparing your son to be a wage-earning adult. He gives practical suggestions and direction to parents for working with their sons from preschool age all the way through to adulthood. You will be challenged to evaluate your own life and the example you are setting for your son.

Now the redneck one.

Your Text, Dialectized (redneck)

Steve Maxfine presents th' groun'wawk fo' preparin' yer son t'be a wage-arnin' adult. He gives prackical suggesshuns an' direckshun t'parents fo' wawkin' wif their sons fum prexchool age all th' way through t'adulthood, cuss it all t' tarnation. Yo' will be challenged t'evaluate yer own life an' th' example yer settin' fo' yer son, as enny fool kin plainly see.

The real one. Vision Forum.

There is going to be a lot on the plate this year. There are going to be many things pressing for your time. The tyranny of the urgent will no doubt wage war on your good intentions. That is why now is the time to make your decision to commit a special weekend to focus on your daughters. They need it. You need it. So much is at stake. There are many ways to make a weekend meaningful with your daughter. Find one. And for those who would like to take advantage of a special father and daughter weekend which for close to a decade has a proven track record of success as a God-blessed tool for knitting the hearts of fathers and daughters, and casting a vision of unity and love between them, please consider the 2012 Vision Forum Ministries Father and Daughter Retreat at the Calloway Gardens, this March 23-25.

Your Text, Dialectized (redneck)

Thar is a-gonna be a lot on th' plate this hyar year. Thar is a-gonna be menny thin's pressin' fo' yer time. Th' tyranny of th' urjunt will no doubt wage war on yer fine intenshuns. Thet is whuffo' now is th' time t'make yer decishun t'commit a special weekend t'focus on yer dotters. They need it. Yo' need it. So much is at stake. Thar is menny ways t'make a weekend meanin'ful witcher dotter. Find one. An' fo' them who'd like t'take advantage of a special Pappy an' dotter weekend which fo' close t'a decade has a proven track reco'd of success as a God-blessed tool fo' knittin' th' hearts of Pappys an' dotters, an' castin' a vishun of unity an' love between them, please cornsider th' 2012 Vishun Fo'um Ministries Pappy an' Dotter Retreat at th' Calleray Gardens, this hyar March 23-25.