things that would make you watch ANOTHER duggar season

[Luvchild]

Oh, just please, can one of those girls move out and go to a real college. Live in a dorm and show her having some fun in her life.

My best hope is towards the end, TLC turns on the Duggars (like they did with Kate showing her nanny being all upset at the end of the Gosselins with that horrible road trip) and show some of the things the Duggars would not like shown on TV. Like Michelle and Jim Bob's not so nice moments and the kids saying things that wouldn't be approved by their parents. There has to be some footage like that around. I

[emmiedahl]

There used to be a television show in which people turned in bad cooks, and a personal chef came into their home and taught them how to make decent versions of their favorites. I cannot remember the name, but I would watch a Duggar version.

[bbfreethinker]

Dear Duggars,

+ Jana to anounce that God has been leading her heart towards Sarah Maxwell and they beging courting.

:lol:

[galaxygirl]

They start showing people on the street actively telling JB to shove it when he starts talking religion.

I would watch this for hours.

[holierthanyou]

There used to be a television show in which people turned in bad cooks, and a personal chef came into their home and taught them how to make decent versions of their favorites. I cannot remember the name, but I would watch a Duggar version.

Actually I think that idea could be a serious winner. I would definitely want to see the TTC do-over.

[lilwriter85]

I would watch this for hours.

Me too.

[freejoytoo]

The Duggars having a debate with Stephen Fry about religion.

[Sister Mary Savage]

I would want to see an episode where Michelle finally loses it completely (what she hasn't lost already) and checks herself into the loony bin. Meanwhile, all of the J'slaves band together and hit the road never to see the compound again.

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God's holy lightning burns down the Tinker Toy House. Since they don't have insurance (Ned Flanders says it's gambling) they have to move back into a 1500 sq.

HA I heard that quote from Flanders the other day, made me laugh my ass off!!!

[I live off the state]

The Duggars having a debate with Stephen Fry about religion.

Oh and can we bring in Hugh Laurie too (please please please) in character as House.

[freejoytoo]

Yes. And the debate with Stephen Fry doesn't just have to be about religion, it can be about anything. Fry will always win and make Jim Bob look like a twat, which he does most of the time anyway, but it would be good to see him and Michelle actually get smacked down.

[ElphabaGalinda]

The only thing that would make me watch another season is ANYTHING different. Like one of the kids breaking the mold a little, I would watch that. Or an official announcement that Michelle and Jim Bob aren't going to try to add more arrows to the quiver. Perhaps Joy Anna running away to live with sister-in-law Suze. Not gonna happen, so I'll wait for the tell-all. I hope it's written by Jordyn, the most overlooked of them all, without even a consisten sister-mom like Jennifer had for a while. Maybe sometime in the future one of them is gonna come out as gay and have a Very Special Episode about that. I really hope none of them are just because of all the pain they'll experience in that family, but they have just as much likelyhood of being gay as any person in any other family, so that's one of the things I worry about happening, though that might be a way out for that kid.

[Kitty]

One of the girls saying that JOY is a screwed- up idea.

Bonus points if it's Joy. :D

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FJ invading the compound.

[ladypuglover]

There used to be a television show in which people turned in bad cooks, and a personal chef came into their home and taught them how to make decent versions of their favorites. I cannot remember the name, but I would watch a Duggar version.

Was it Cooking 101 or Cooking 911?

[m0drnmoonlight]

Was it Cooking 101 or Cooking 911?

Cooking 911 sounds right? There's also Worst Cooks in America!

I'd also like to see a nutritionist or professional chef come visit the Tinker Toy House and show them how to cook properly and make TTC more nutritious. I wonder how the family would react to that!

And I know this would never happen, but I'd love to see some of the older girls move into an apartment together and get some schooling or a job or SOMETHING that would release them from the prison that is the Tinker Toy House. I'd love for it to be Jana and Jill, but those two are still being used by their parents as live-in nannies, so they seem trapped :(

(by the way, I'm new! I lurked on TWoP for years and checked this place out when it was mentioned over there!)

[crassy]

Yes. And the debate with Stephen Fry doesn't just have to be about religion, it can be about anything. Fry will always win and make Jim Bob look like a twat, which he does most of the time anyway, but it would be good to see him and Michelle actually get smacked down.

Indeed! I saw an old episode the other day (the one where they go to the diamond place and we all get to see what merry pranksters they are) where Jim Bob waxes scientific about how scientists use circular reasoning to explain how old the earth is.

I nearly fell off of the couch listening to him. I swear his little interview contained about 10 logical fallacies but the circular reasoning one really frosted my cupcakes. It really just shows how brainwashed he is as well.

[Visionoyahweh]

FJ invading the compound.

Occupy the compound! Can we camp out around the fence hold pro-feminist signs?

[Guest Anonymous]

Occupy the compound! Can we camp out around the fence hold pro-feminist signs?

And maybe lob copies of The Handmaid's Tale and The Virgin Suicides into the stalag.

[Alecto]

Paula Dean teaches the Duggars to cook... and confuses them with her lewd comments.

Michelle has a hysterical pregnancy.

Janna hires a long haired housekeeper to wear a long skirt and do her chores while she sneaks out to do radical things like go to the library and wear pants.

[ilovetchotchkes]

Paula Dean teaches the Duggars to cook... and confuses them with her lewd comments.

Michelle has a hysterical pregnancy.

Janna hires a long haired housekeeper to wear a long skirt and do her chores while she sneaks out to do radical things like go to the library and wear pants.

Not only would I watch that, i'd pay to see it on pay per view... hee!!!

I wanna see the older girls get out.

[meow139]

Okay... I want a very special episode that features Jim Boob at a strippers club trying to pole dance, and getting rotten fruit chucked at him.

How about this one: Insane woman attacks Michelle Duggar, steals 38 week old quintuplets out of womb!!!

or, my personal favorite- Joy goes ballistic at the announcement of baby 20 (expected by Duggars lot survive of course) and pushed her mom into a mud pit made by the howler monkeys, wrestling her before hot wiring the best looking car in Smuggars car place, and driving to Vegas where she pags people to rape pineapples and after a a short run as a Hawaiian hula dancer, decides to secretly enter John David into The Bachelorette where he wins and become really famous and runs away, soon to be followed by the J slaves, who kidnapped Jackson to Josie, and they all live in a giant mansion on the west coast.

[JesusFightClub]

Stuff blowing up. If I am going to watch moving images, they have to be either stuff blowing up or riot porn (hopefully both).

Having reluctantly ruled out the second option (as we are talking about the Duggars) I have decided that if something of theirs blows up in a cool way, I will watch it. I would prefer it to be a different thing every episode. Not people...people blowing up is not that interesting, although with suicide bombers you do get an intriguing effect due to the placement of the explosives on the body (it's known as the "champagne cork"). But I do not picture the Duggars as suicide bombers nor wish them ill, and I don't want any of the poor little Jslaves hurt, so definitely no exploding people.

Perhaps a whole lot of cars going on fire. Again, no one needs to get harmed! Just the cars.

I bet some of the Js would like to blow stuff up. My personal preference is for Jinger, as our mascot, to do it, but they could take turns. They could be bought new stuff afterwards so everyone would be happy and I would get to see things exploding.

Fuck, I just reread this. I am evidently a 12 year old boy in the body of a grown woman. Sorry.

[Sola]

I would love to see anyone in the family convert to a different religion. Any religion will do, but it'd be really entertaining if it was something different like Hinduism or Wicca. That'd be awesome. And anyone saying f-you to the parents and going off on their own would be good :)

Oh this^

I would love to see Jana or Jill convert to Islam. Can you imagine how much shite would hit the fan?

Makes me wonder just how pissed off Chris Jeub was when Alyssa converted to Islam. Sure I bet he was all smiles in public, but I bet he was furious in private.

[freejoytoo]

Indeed! I saw an old episode the other day (the one where they go to the diamond place and we all get to see what merry pranksters they are) where Jim Bob waxes scientific about how scientists use circular reasoning to explain how old the earth is.

I nearly fell off of the couch listening to him. I swear his little interview contained about 10 logical fallacies but the circular reasoning one really frosted my cupcakes. It really just shows how brainwashed he is as well.

Why the hell does no one ever CORRECT Jim Bob? That is just scientifically wrong. Naturally, Fry would be the best man to do it, but anyone correcting him would be good.

Oh, I'd also like to bring in Dawkins. And then after the kids see the downfall they all break out and the older girls get spectacularly drunk. There are haircuts, piercings and trousers and at least one of the kids comes out of the closet, and that's not the prayer one. Hey, maybe they could lock Jim Bob and Michelle in it!