What would you give Jinger for her bday?

[annalena]

I'd love to give her an own checkings account and a car so she can flee.

[JenniferJuniper]

Directions to the nearest circuit court so she can file a petition to correct the spelling of her first name.

I'd be seriously pissed if my parents gave me a name like that. It looks like it goes with Jinger the Clown or Jinger the Porn Star. She can pay them back by legally becoming the first non-J Duggar offspring.

[FloraDoraDolly]

I'd get her a pair of skinny jeans.

[muffynbear]

Independence.

[marmalade]

She likes necklaces. So, an ankh. And a one year ban on the spiral perm and gel.

[annalena]

Didn't know about this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jinger

[tabitha2]

I would give her the ability and wisdom to appreciate all those things.

[JenniferJuniper]

Didn't know about this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jinger

Lots of sex and drugs, I see.

Way to go, Boob!

(Josh, if you happen to be reading this post looking for gift ideas, go to link above, hit print and give it Pa. Tx.)

[Witsec7]

A vibrator and a fat joint.

[FundiesInMyFamily]

Un-filtered acess to google and the internet so she could learn about the world around her.

[Crackedeggs]

an IPod filled with Chrissy Hynde and the Pretenders, Blondie, Courtney Love, Paramore, Joan Jett, Lita Ford, L7, Heart, Stevie Nicks, and Tori Amos. Then she'd realize all those things she thinks, those strange and fleeting thoughts.. are common to all women.

[crazyforkate]

Bring her up to Montreal (where drinking age is 18) and buy her a drink, then take her on an educational tour of the city. Teach her such basic lessons as "In Canada, You Can Light Up a Joint in Front of a Cop"* and "There Ain't No Bar Like a Gay Bar"**. Introduce her to a few really cool childfree women. If a Sunday is involved, take her to a liberal church. Return her to Arkansas and tell her to tell her siblings everything she did, except Smuggar, but out of earshot of the parents. And the Duggars thought their trip to San Francisco was corrupting.

*True story, on multiple occasions, although I wouldn't try it outside some of the big cities.

**May be continued with sequel "There Ain't No Wedding Like A Gay Wedding", depending on whether we're sober enough to hang out outside of City Hall with binoculars the next day.

[CanadianHippie]

Tamora Pierce books. She can learn the fun way that woman can be a kickass heroine and not loose her feminine side!

[bananacat]

A vibrator and a fat joint.

And to go with that vibrator, I'd get a her a calender full of hot half-naked men.

[CanadianHippie]

Teach her such basic lessons as "In Canada, You Can Light Up a Joint in Front of a Cop"*

*True story, on multiple occasions, although I wouldn't try it outside some of the big cities.

Vancouver is a good one for that too. We even had a pot store (not just a headshop, an actual restaurant where you could buy pot, and pot cookies, and pot brownies, and other stuff made with pot) for a while, everyone (even the cops) new it was there and it took years for them to bother doing anything about it. It was just down the street from a police station too, I believe. We should team up and give Gin Jinger a Liberal's Tour of Canada.

[deelaem]

A college education. At a liberal college.

[fakepigtails73]

Bring her up to Montreal (where drinking age is 18) and buy her a drink, then take her on an educational tour of the city. Teach her such basic lessons as "In Canada, You Can Light Up a Joint in Front of a Cop"* and "There Ain't No Bar Like a Gay Bar"**. Introduce her to a few really cool childfree women. If a Sunday is involved, take her to a liberal church. Return her to Arkansas and tell her to tell her siblings everything she did, except Smuggar, but out of earshot of the parents. And the Duggars thought their trip to San Francisco was corrupting.

Can I join?? :dance:

*True story, on multiple occasions, although I wouldn't try it outside some of the big cities.

**May be continued with sequel "There Ain't No Wedding Like A Gay Wedding", depending on whether we're sober enough to hang out outside of City Hall with binoculars the next day.

[crazyforkate]

Vancouver is a good one for that too. We even had a pot store (not just a headshop, an actual restaurant where you could buy pot, and pot cookies, and pot brownies, and other stuff made with pot) for a while, everyone (even the cops) new it was there and it took years for them to bother doing anything about it. It was just down the street from a police station too, I believe. We should team up and give Gin Jinger a Liberal's Tour of Canada.

I'm actually from BC (a town that is fundy-central), have lived in Vancouver, and currently live in Toronto. I am well aware of Vancouver and its wonderfully weedy ways! Yes, we should do that. And on her 21st someone should take Jinger to Vegas!

[loveandwar]

A full-ride scholarship to a college of her choosing, skinny jeans, and a really cute pair of boots.

[Mais Pourquoi]

A vibrator and a fat joint.

These are what I was thinking. I'd also add a couple of excellent albums she should listen to, and to pair with the vibrator... perhaps a book such as this one: http://www.amazon.com/Orgasms-Have-Them ... pd_sim_b_7

[ellerigby]

A college education. At a liberal college.

I was coming in here to say exactly that. Included would be an outing to a great salon so she could get whatever haircut she chose, a shopping trip to add some modern additions to her wardrobe, and an awesome posse of "worldly" friends.

[annalena]

Vibrator and joint, Idk, I find kind of...tasteless.

Not everyone needs to use these and smoke pot. Everyone needs to value and hopefully have a good education though.

[jenny_islander]

Two years paid for at a community college that offers remedial courses for people who were short-changed in their education, followed by a full-ride scholarship to the university of her choice.

[Maul the Koala]

Directions to the nearest circuit court so she can file a petition to correct the spelling of her first name.

I'd be seriously pissed if my parents gave me a name like that. It looks like it goes with Jinger the Clown or Jinger the Porn Star. She can pay them back by legally becoming the first non-J Duggar offspring.

With a shirt that says "Take that conformity!"

I'd get her a pitch to TLC that involves the four older girls getting an apartment in the city and following them around on their wacky hijinks.