The Voice of God (New Blog)

[ChunkyBarbie]

Who you're attracted to isn't a choice, but who you choose to have sex with, is.

Why would you have sex with someone you are not attracted to? Because God said so? Serious WTF?

ETA I just realized I accidentally repeated a few people, but seriously WTF?!?

[samithemage]

Who you're attracted to isn't a choice, but who you choose to have sex with, is.

My question about this is "Why is the fundie god such a jerk?" God created everyone. Therefore, he created people who are attracted to people of the same sex...and then forbid them to have sex with the people they were attracted to? Why? Some sort of sick practical joke? A sadistic streak? Why deliberately create someone a certain way, only to tell them that the way the were created was wrong? Are they supposed to shut up and get married to someone of the opposite sex, create a miserable home life for both of them, and have terrible sex for the rest of their lives? Or are they simply forbidden from ever having sex? Fundie god seems like he needs a good therapist to work out his issues.

[Boogalou]

My question about this is "Why is the fundie god such a jerk?" God created everyone. Therefore, he created people who are attracted to people of the same sex...and then forbid them to have sex with the people they were attracted to? Why? Some sort of sick practical joke? A sadistic streak? Why deliberately create someone a certain way, only to tell them that the way the were created was wrong? Are they supposed to shut up and get married to someone of the opposite sex, create a miserable home life for both of them, and have terrible sex for the rest of their lives? Or are they simply forbidden from ever having sex? Fundie god seems like he needs a good therapist to work out his issues.

Sin nature, don't ya know. That's why people want to over eat, lie, steal, etc. We are inherently bad and need to fight it. Clearly. :roll:

[Constance Vigilance]

Guys, do you think Ellen is tired of kissing Portia di Rossi? Cause I really don't.

0bpPa5MtNW4

[Effie]

Wow, they are extremely cute. A loving couple. :D How long have they been together now? That's quite some time right? They are the first famous gay couple I ever heard about.

[ChunkyBarbie]

Guys, do you think Ellen is tired of kissing Portia di Rossi? Cause I really don't.

0bpPa5MtNW4

They are such a lovely couple. I heart them both!

[kpmom]

Who you're attracted to isn't a choice, but who you choose to have sex with, is.

H.A., I guess I don't quite get you. Somewhere in that Who Are You thread you say you have a laissez-faire philosophy, but I'm reading the above quote to mean you are judging those who have sex with same-sex partners. Am I reading that right?

And if so, which attitude is truly you?

[Witsec7]

My first kiss was at my wedding and I have still never experienced a kiss like that. Thank God! That video sends me into hysterics every time!

And perhaps a video of your kisses would send me into hysterics. Please post it so I can judge for myself.

[Constance Vigilance]

Wow, they are extremely cute. A loving couple. :D How long have they been together now? That's quite some time right? They are the first famous gay couple I ever heard about.

Interesting fact! You know how there is lots of research saying that the one thing that makes a huge difference to homophobic people is actually knowing a gay person? It turns out that 'knowing' someone famous who you like and who is gay has almost the same effect. So basically Ellen is the first gay person a lot of people have 'met', and by 'knowing' her many people have become less homophobic. I think that's wonderful.

I think she and Portia have been together since about 2005. On the one hand I am sad because this lessens my chances with Portia, but it is migitated by them being one of the cutest couples of all time.

Who could see them and not be happy for them? Ah, fundies. Yours is a sadder world.

[Extricated]

And perhaps a video of your kisses would send me into hysterics. Please post it so I can judge for myself.

It's possible but then I didn't invite a television show to record the event for the world to see. I won't be uploading pictures of myself to the internet anytime soon either. I enjoy my privacy. I don't get these people that put everything out there.

[meda]

[attachment=0]dogma.jpg[/attachment]All I can think of here is Alan Rickman as the Metatron in "Dogma"

[pixydust]

That video makes me cringe. How is a kiss wonderful if you are trying to eat the other persons face off before he can eat yours?? That's seriously what it looks like to me!

Zombie kisses! :dance:

[Rachel333]

Oh my.

Her second comment on the first post:

I know that there is homosexual conduct in animals, but we are not animals. I also think you need to be careful with science, because many scientists are very biased. You can misinterpret the animals who engage in homosexual behavior. Like giraffes who mate with other males, but they are really just waiting for the right woman at the right time. We are different so we do not have to be like the animals.

I hear the jury's still out on science.

[Extricated]

She's back to tell the SAHD's how evil it is for them to read the Song of Solomon. It should only be read by married couples as a couple, never on their own, otherwise it's a sin. I wonder why God didn't put those warnings in my bible? I'm probably reading the wrong version.

[formergothardite]

Who you're attracted to isn't a choice, but who you choose to have sex with, is.

How many people do you know have sex with people they are not attracted to?

[galaxygirl]

Wow, they are extremely cute. A loving couple. :D How long have they been together now? That's quite some time right? They are the first famous gay couple I ever heard about.

They are just too damn cute. So are NPH and his partner. Both couples just warm my cold, cold heart.

[Marian the Librarian]

This blog screams "troll" to me. I call bullshit.

[dairyfreelife]

Yeah, and it makes good sense to have sex with someone you're attracted to. Why would someone have sex with a person they're not attracted to?

Well, prostitutes and escorts do, but since they do it for money, I don't think that counts. ;)

edited: There are 3 t's in prostitutes.

[Gizmola]

This blog screams "troll" to me. I call bullshit.

I agree. It's too pat, too cliched. Basically, it sounds like a parody blog. I did one once and being overly cliched is an obvious giveaway. There is nothing personal in this blog, either. It's just too dry, impersonal and is trying too hard to be controversial and self-righteous.

I call shenanigans, too.

[Rachel333]

This blog screams "troll" to me. I call bullshit.

Okay, I'm glad you said that. I tend to think "fake" really quickly, so I'm glad I'm not the only one. (Also, I thought the "gays aren't real" was a dead giveaway, but it turns out there are real people who believe that. :lol: )

[CanadianHippie]

Well if it's real then... well... That didn't take long.

I showed my parents some things people were saying about me and they want me to make my blog private for now. I am very sad this happened but I need to obey my parents. Even though I cannot have a blog right now, I will make my light seen in the world in other ways.

I'm thinking 3 days must be a new record.

[lindsey]

Oh my.

Her second comment on the first post:

I hear the jury's still out on science.

Damn you science, for making me think giraffes were looking to mate with each other.

In reality, all this time they were just waiting for an unsuspecting woman to walk by so they can marry her and make her pop out a trillion human/giraffe hybrids while Mr. Giraffe reads his bible.

Thank you fundies for setting us straight on the many ways the secular world is deluding all of us.

[Happy_Anabaptist]

H.A., I guess I don't quite get you. Somewhere in that Who Are You thread you say you have a laissez-faire philosophy, but I'm reading the above quote to mean you are judging those who have sex with same-sex partners. Am I reading that right?

And if so, which attitude is truly you?

Both, seriously.

I believe homosexuality is wrong.

I accept gay marriage.

I guess all I'm saying is that just because someone has an attraction to someone else, it doesn't necessarily mean they need to run out and get in a relationship with them. That goes for heterosexual, homosexual and any other type of attraction there can be.

[Guest Anonymous]

Happy_Anabaptist - At this point I hope you're trolling. If you aren't then I really don't understand how one person can contain the amount of self-contradictory cognitive dissonance that you've displayed since you began posting here without imploding. Do you ever examine why you hold the positions that you do? For example - you came in here hollering about the evils of feminism and you didn't even know what it was. Your username says you're happy and your first post said that you're a contented fundie, but then you admitted that you're depressed. If someone dumped a bucket of logic water on your head you would melt.

If you aren't a troll I wish you would educate yourself on the joys of critical thinking. You say that your family wanted you to have an education and that you liked art enough to go to school to learn more about it. If it's true then you probably have the potential to do better than this fuckery you're spewing all over the place.

Shut the fuck up for a little while. Lurk, read, and think. Or continue flailing around and making an ass of yourself. Whichever.

[slh12280]

She's back to tell the SAHD's how evil it is for them to read the Song of Solomon. It should only be read by married couples as a couple, never on their own, otherwise it's a sin. I wonder why God didn't put those warnings in my bible? I'm probably reading the wrong version.

Haha how could it be a sin to read the Bible? Part of me hopes this blog is real but I suspect not.