Prepare me! Fundie youth meeting.

[CanadianHippie]

I've found myself suddenly attending a youth meeting at a fundamentalist church tomorrow night. I need support to get through it without doing something nuts!

Also, anyone know what kind of church believes that when the rapture comes we will all be turned into babies?

[VodouDoll]

An insane one? If we were all babies who would take care of us?

[FJismyheadship]

An insane one? If we were all babies who would take care of us?

THA LAWRD!!!! (trying to say that in a thick accent... not sure it worked.)

[godlytomatosoup]

I think I read that issue of Justice League of America.

[VodouDoll]

THA LAWRD!!!! (trying to say that in a thick accent... not sure it worked.)

HA! Silly me! I forgot. That's a lot of diapers for the Lawrd to change, but I'm sure He's more than up to the job.

[CanadianHippie]

An insane one? If we were all babies who would take care of us?

I think it is supposed to be Jesus actually...

[FJismyheadship]

I think it is supposed to be Jesus actually...

Right! Jesus is our big brother! So if everyone else is a baby, then delegation falls to the oldest male.... right?

[CanadianHippie]

Also there is a slight possibility this might be the church of gemstones and gold dust discussed previously on the board. That is "slight possibility" as in, I don't know the name of the church yet but I found out they are in the same municipality and it's not a big one.

[CanadianHippie]

Right! Jesus is our big brother! So if everyone else is a baby, then delegation falls to the oldest male.... right?

He probably pawns it off on his mom.

[VodouDoll]

I assume Jesus is planning on formula feeding....

[Artemis]

Hang on, He's a boy. Boys don't do girls' work like changing babies!

[CanadianHippie]

In heaven... Nobody poops.

[FJismyheadship]

I'm laughing so hard my puppy is whining at me.

[Artemis]

In heaven... Nobody poops.

Holy Shit!

Or perhaps not in that case.

[VodouDoll]

In heaven... Nobody poops.

*snerk* I dare you to not think of this at the meeting tomorrow. How will you keep a straight face?

[thoughtful]

THA LAWRD!!!! (trying to say that in a thick accent... not sure it worked.)

Now I'm really glad I think the Pearls are interpreting the Bible all wrong!

[BoomerLynn]

Holy Shit!

Or perhaps not in that case.

[CanadianHippie]

*snerk* I dare you to not think of this at the meeting tomorrow. How will you keep a straight face?

I'll consider your dare, I'll let you know if I accept tomorrow, after the meeting.

[Witsec7]

In heaven... Nobody poops.

Vampires don't poop. Does that mean everyone becomes a vampire when they get to heaven?

[thoughtful]

In heaven... Nobody poops.

[Artemis]

Vampires don't poop. Does that mean everyone becomes a vampire when they get to heaven?

No, some people are vampires here on earth. Their other title is 'fundamentalist'. And the reason they don't poop is because their anal orifices are completely blocked by their own craniums.

[Witsec7]

No, some people are vampires here on earth. Their other title is 'fundamentalist'. And the reason they don't poop is becaus their anal orifices are completely blocked by their own craniums.

TY Artemis, I forgot the part about their heads up their asses, silly me :lol:

[JesusFightClub]

Vampires don't poop. Does that mean everyone becomes a vampire when they get to heaven?

Vampires don't poop?

FJ is very educational :)

[thoughtful]

Vampires don't poop?

FJ is very educational :)

Ah, they poop -- they just think they don't because they can't see themselves doing it in the bathroom mirror.

;)

[Witsec7]

Vampires don't poop?

FJ is very educational :)

Lestat didn't poop except for when he became human, and he found it icky.