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Oh, props, I've been waiting for the perfect time to pull that smiley out. Good job!

Seriously, my life won't be complete now until I see a bedazzled fetus bumper sticker.

If I see one here I'll take a photo. There's a very fundie Catholic church near me, I'll do a slow drive by some Sunday.

I hate cars with tons of stickers, they are very distracting.

I saw a car recently that was totally painted with murals depicting water birth, I did take photos but the lighting wasn't very good. I know what school the car parks at, I should try again.

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Just add a few sequins to this:

fetus.jpg

Oh dear. Who made this?!

The bedazzled part was the best for me too. It's what I imagine right wing crazy Southerners do with their time. I dunno why. Does anyone remember the TLC show Tuckerville with Tanya Tucker? There was this one episode where she bedazzled EVERTHING, even some fanny packs and something with shoulder pads. In my mind, a similar type of woman is now the driver of the car lol.

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No kidding. None of my kids came out sparkly. I guess it's cause I didn't marry Edward Cullen.

Yes, sparkly fetus must mean vampire child, and having read about the plot of the last Twilight book, it seems to me that would NOT be an encouraging thought to have on the back of a prolife car. Not too fun a prospect as a reward for being prolife (and I am prolife).

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I'm ordering them for stocking stuffers. :D

Mmm, delicious babies! The perfect gift for all of the angry feminists on your Christmas list.

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I know and knew at the time that I was failing in not getting pics. I didn't have my cell phone with me and there was a police man behind me. It's against the law here to pick up your cell phone while driving. So couldn't have gotten them either way, BUT, they must be local and I will just keep my eye out for them. :D

Oh.. my... god.. please do..

I have to know what kind of car it was. Minivan? Old rusty beat-up Impala? Shiny new Lexus?

And where in hell did this

A sticker that showed a black pg woman and having the caption of "the most dangerous place for a baby"

come from? Is there a secret KKK bumper sticker store somewhere that we don't know about?

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You can actually buy the plastic ones that the protesters use to demonstrate the size. In bulk. A VERY pro CHOICE friend of mine did it. She made fetus earrings, and fetus Christmas tree ornaments. She kept one in her purse and would pull it out and make it pretend to talk. (She's a nut but in like a delightfully, absolutely crazy wacky way).

I once saw a van in the parking lot of a grocery store plastered with anti abortion bumper stickers. And next to each one? an NRA/pro gun sticker. It was very... bizzare. I've seen it more than once. If I ever see it again, I promise, I shall take pictures!

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:text-worthless:

I googled "bedazzled fetus" but the closest thing I came up with was a bedazzled tampon finger puppet.

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I want bumper stickers that says "You can have your guns, leave my uterus alone." "My uterus is not a political party"

I am so tempted to start a business that sells bumper stickers like that.

Also the fetus cookies are made of win. Anyone accuse you of being one of those left wing pinko commies who is pro-abortion, just pull out a fetus cookie and reply "I eat babies too".

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The description of the car in the OP reminded me of this joke:

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right

thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red

light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as

she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was

still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face

of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car

with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched,

fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the

door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer

was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your

car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you,

and cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate

holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday

School' bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the

trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

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I'm loving the idea of the bedazzled fetus stickers.

I went to school with a boy whose mother drove what I dubbed the Fetus Van. She posted photos of fetuses in various stages of development in the windows of her van. I'm not sure what effect this was supposed to have on people.

It makes me want to throw things at it, honestly. Any time I see a "sanctity of life" car, I see red.

I should probably work on that....

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I remember once watching a car plastered in pro-life bumper stickers, with a rosary dangling from the rear mirror, plow through an intersection filled with families with small children in strollers- it was incredible no one was hit. The guy driving had a small kid in the front seat. So.very.pro-life.

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Wow... fetus? Isn't that illegal? Bah NM. Silly racist fundies. *whaps on nose* No fetuses! Bad!!! Bad Fundies!

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In the vein of weird car stickers, I saw a minivan last week featuring both a McCain-Palin sticker *and* a "Follow Me To Hooters" one. Plus some troop support ones and a Masons sticker. I guess it can all go together but all the McCain-Palin and very pro-military people I know wouldn't be caught dead at a Hooters.

It's only tangentially related to all this, but I felt the need to share the fun somewhere and this seemed most appropriate.

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