Looks like Miss Raquel is going to train her own horse.

[emmyfair]

So how quickly do you think this will fill up?

BAD OWNER BINGO, DAUGHTERS OF FUNDAMENTALISM EDITION

1. I LOVE MY HORSE TOO MUCH TO LET IT DIE WITH DIGNITY

2. VETS ARE EVIL--THEY TELL UNPLEASANT TRUTHS

3. WATCHING SOME VIDEOS MAKES ME A HORSE TRAINER

4. MY HORSE WUVS ME TOO MUCH TO PANIC AND HURT ME

5. VETS ARE EVIL--THEY WON'T WORK FOR FREE

6. HANDLING A DOG MAKES ME A HORSE TRAINER

7. BABYSITTING KIDS MAKES ME A HORSE TRAINER

8. CAN'T RIDE, CAN'T JUMP, CAN'T TRAILER, WON'T LEARN

9. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT MY HORSE'S FEET

10. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A HORSE IN PAIN LOOKS LIKE

11. I LANDSCAPE WITH SHARP-EDGED JUNK

12. I CAN DRESS MYSELF, BUT I CAN'T TACK UP MY HORSE

13. HORSES DON'T NEED THAT MUCH CLEAN WATER

14. HORSES ARE LIKE ATVS: RIDE, PARK, IGNORE, REPEAT

15. I HAD NO IDEA THEY COULD EAT THEMSELVES SICK

16. PADDOCK, PIGSTY, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

17. IF THEY'RE EATING IT, IT MUST BE THE RIGHT FOOD

18. IT'S OK FOR MY HORSE TO BE SKINNY BECAUSE . . .

19. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A WORMY HORSE LOOKS LIKE

20. I CAN AFFORD BOOKS AND CRAFT SUPPLIES, BUT NOT HAY

21. BAD BAD HORSIE, WHY WON'T YOU JUST DO WHAT I WANT

22. I "OWN" A HORSE I CAN'T EVEN CATCH

23. I CAN DO ANYTHING WITH MY HORSE--IF IT FEELS LIKE IT

24. I RUINED THIS ONE, NEXT HORSE PLEASE

25. ONLY I LOVE MY STARVING, WORMY HORSES (HOARDER ALERT)

A+++!