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We need anew theme song to get the ratings boosted for their show.


I have 2 suggestions to get the ball rolling



(to the theme of love boat)


Life...exciting and new...come on out...we're expecting you

Creating Life doesn't hurt anymore

She has 19 kids

She's done it all before

The Duggars soon will be making another one

They have calendars announcing their cycles to everyone

We tune in each week for some news of a new romance

Or a new life...welcome aboard it's duuuuuuuuuu..........gars!




(The tune of mickey mouse club)

Whose the leader of the clan

That gave Michelle 19


Jim-Bob Duggar (And Michelle)

Jim-Bob Duggar (and Michelle)

He will raise the Quiverful banner High High High High

He's the leader of the clan

That's has a full 19


Now it's time for roll call kids






(etc. etc.)

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How about singing the Brady Bunch theme song 3 times (with Grandma, Oliver and Josie filling in Alice's square)?

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Two themes that were meant tongue-in-cheek wouldn't need any changes to be delivered straight for the Duggars -- Family Guy and All in the Family:

It seems today,

That all you see,

Is violence in movies,

and sex on T.V.

But where are those good old fashioned values....

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky theres a family guy!

Lucky theres a man who,

positively can do,

all the things that make us...

laugh and cry!

He's a Fam-ily Guy!

Boy, the way Glen Miller played.

Songs that made the Hit Parade.

Guys like us, we had it made.

Those were the days!

Didn't need no welfare state.

Everybody pulled his weight

Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.

Those were the days!

And you knew where you were then!

Girls were girls and men were men.

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

People seemed to be content.

Fifty dollars paid the rent.

Freaks were in a circus tent.

Those were the days!

Take a little Sunday spin,

go to watch the Dodgers win.

Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin .

Hair was short and skirts were long.

Kate Smith really sold a song.

I don't know just what went wrong!

Those Were the Days!"

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tune of Family Matters theme:

It's a rare condition, this day and age

To read anything Godly on the newspaper page

Love and tradition, His grand design

Some people think we've a disease of the mind

Well, there must be some holy clue inside these vaginal walls!

'Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,

Babies bursting out of Michelle's thing!

Days go byyyyy

We're gonna fill our house with righteousness

Days go byyyyy

TLC has given us affluentness!

When days go byyyy,

there's room for you,

room for me,

room for an ever-expanding family

As days go byyyy,

It's the bigger love of the family

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To the tune of the Brady Bunch theme:

Here's the story of a spacey lady

Who is living with nine quite restricted girls.

All of them have hair of frizz, like their mother,

The youngest in fake curls.

It's the story, of a man quite shady,

Who is dizzy with 10 boys of his own,

They're a huge crowd, living all together,

No one gets time alone.

Curse the one day when the lady met this fellow,

And they turned to TLC for their free lunch,

While the girls do all the household labor,

That's the way it works inside the Duggar Bunch.

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