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9 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

"Aluminati?"

That's the super secret conspiracy group known for their foil hats.

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Ok folks I want to take JESUS serious. HE took me serious. HE gave HIS life for mine.

Bro Gary Hawkins

If you took Gary seriously you would be like Jesus.

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Admission time:  I really love Tupperware, and I feel badly about it because of the MLM thing.  I even love the parties, and I am an introvert who struggles with small talk.  Part of it might be nostalgia because my mom had some Tupperware she used all the time. I watched an online party Becky had at some church over the summer, and there are now two things I really want; I even went to her site to see how much they cost. Those bowls are really cute...Gary just never would say it. 

My local farmer's market has some local food-related MLM business booths mixed in.  I was really good this summer and avoided the Pampered Chef and Tupperware booths.

 

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Gary was with a "new ho" this morning.

I'm really sorry and will show myself to the closet.  I'm just adding that I don't condone the use of the word "ho"; it's just all I can see in his post now that I see it.

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You're been told that you can't serve both God and mammon but Gary is here to tell you you can do anything if you are committed enough.

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Ok folks you are either for JESUS or against JESUS.  No in between. You can Serve GOD and mammon. Can't  Straight on the fence. 
Bro Gary Hawkins

But do not  straight on the fence, that would be awkward.

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Gary has the sads because they won't imprison and torture you for being a Christian anymore.

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19 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Gary has the sads because they won't imprison and torture you for being a Christian anymore.

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Well there are still some countries that do this but he isn't willing to travel to those countries. 

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He who gets upset if people disagree with him on Facebook and if people who actually showed up to hear him speak fail to amen loudly enough. It would be rather hard to handle actual persecution I think.

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On 9/23/2022 at 9:00 AM, quiversR4hunting said:

Well there are still some countries that do this but he isn't willing to travel to those countries. 

Perhaps we should take up a donation...?

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Becky and Gary’s sister requested prayers for Gary’s mom today.  

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On 9/23/2022 at 8:08 AM, AmazonGrace said:

He who gets upset if people disagree with him on Facebook and if people who actually showed up to hear him speak fail to amen loudly enough. It would be rather hard to handle actual persecution I think.

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10 hours ago, Joyster said:

Becky and Gary’s sister requested prayers for Gary’s mom today.  

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Her "pastor's wife"? Instead of her mother-in-law? Odd choice

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Any bets on whether Gary will post prayer requests for his mother? None? Didn’t expect any.

instead, he’s touting some King James Bible college which appears to be connected with one of the churches he preaches at. The idea of Gary being connected with a college, even one based solely on his beloved King James Bible, gave me a much needed laugh, 

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Ok folks everybody has a day but GOD.

When are we going to give GOD a Day? You have a Birthday a son's day Father's day, Mother's Ect.

Bro Gary Hawkins

Well I can't exactly help having a birthday but what is a son's day?

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Gee, Gary—there actually *is* a “day for God”: it’s called the Sabbath, aka the Lord’s day, and there’s one every week. This concept might possibly pop up somewhere in the KJV; I dunno, being a heathen.

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Hey Gary! God would like you to use the Sabbath to install Grammarly and proofread your FB posts. And then go check out Genesis. 

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2 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Well I can't exactly help having a birthday but what is a son's day?

How long until someone explains to him where the names of the days of the week come from in English?

Will his brain explode or will he find a way to work the evil of the names of days into his sermons?

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5 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Well I can't exactly help having a birthday but what is a son's day?

Sunday was apparently National Daughter's Day- a day to celebrate your daughters. Today is National Son's Day- a day to celebrate your sons. Mostly people just posted pictures on Facebook of their daughters if they have any for Daughters' day or pictures on Facebook of their sons if any for Sons' day. I don't know of anyone doing anything more to celebrate. 

Since Gary is all about Facebook, he's apparently annoyed people are posting pictures of their kids for the two different days.

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Gary posted this:

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His mom must have taken a turn for the worse.  There's nothing about it on Caleb's or Becky's pages.

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I hope all goes well, or at least peacefully, for his mom. It must be serious if Gary is willing to cancel meetings for it. 

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Gary’s mom update from 3 days ago (Michaela’s page):

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Update from Gary’s sister yesterday:

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11 hours ago, Joyster said:

Gary’s mom update from 3 days ago (Michaela’s page):

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I'm surprised Gary is going home. He usually doesn't seem to give a shit

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Gary appears to have issues with Billy Graham.

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I'm not sure what prompted this.  He's supposed to be down in North Carolina visiting his mother in the hospital.  I guess he's on his phone digging up dirt on celebrity preachers in his spare time.

I enjoyed the comments.  Some were thoughtful and pointed out that a loving deity wouldn't torture people for an eternity and that, perhaps, Hell is a separation of man from God.  A couple of devoted Gary-followers thought they had been deceived and vowed never to have Billy Graham come preach to them.

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Oh Gary would be so disappointed if the nekkid people and other sinners don't burn.

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Gary seems to think that, if you don't believe in Hell, you'll end up there.

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