NSFW Reverendo Daniel Salcedo

[Black Aliss]

Just in case anyone needs  a fresh rabbit hole to dive into, I offer you Reverendo Daniel Salcedo. He blogs (although right now I can't get past the sensitive content warning, I really enjoyed the post on how to tell if your daughter is a lesbian), he tweets, he instagrams, and he is on Facebook. He's a flat-earther, too!

But, really, this is all you need to know about the reverend. Oh, and apropos this post, he also offers himself as a less expensive alternative to gynecologists. Sometimes you don't even get what you pay for.

Spoiler

I'll be in the prayer closet, pressing the devil's bell.

ETA: I found the back door to the previously mentioned blog post. https://iglesianuevaera.blogspot.com/2012/11/es-mi-hija-una-lesbiana.html

Edited May 6, 2022 by Coconut Flan

[NachosFlandersStyle]

[danvillebelle]

I bet you $1,000 that Rev. Daniel has a long playlist on pornhub full of videos of women "pressing the devil's bell".  Someone seems a leeeetle too interested. LOL

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

I'm rather ... um ... what is the word ...... amazed .... saddened ... shocked, but not surprised ... at his complete lack of knowledge of basic female anatomy. 

The #clitoris doesn't create a baby. One cannot inset 1-4 fingers into the #clitoris.  And Yes stupid, the #clitoris is meant to be self-satisfied.

I suspect this weirdo, like Ben Shapiro, thinks WAP is not a thing -- possibly a disease.

[Black Aliss]

9 minutes ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

I suspect this weirdo, like Ben Shapiro, thinks WAP is not a thing -- possibly a disease.

Bingo. From his instagram: "Squirting no existe"

Spoiler

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZAhnEgJu0V/

 

 

[Bastet]

What exactly does he have on that dinner plate?

And why are they on a dinner plate? 
 
I want to draw eyes on them and add cotton candy hair.  Maybe tiny button noses. 

Edited May 6, 2022 by Bastet

[Howl]

What in tarnation did I just see?  Is this...satire?  It can't be real, can it? It is satire, isn't it? 

#reverendodanielsaucedo only has one post on instagram, which seems to be for a book about aliens disguised as homosexuality promoting cats, in Spanish so I'm not 100% certain. 

ETA: Thanks for the instagram link: https://www.instagram.com/p/CZAhnEgJu0V/...I think. 

Honestly, this is one of the weirdest things I've ever experienced. 

 

Edited May 6, 2022 by Howl

[Black Aliss]

Just now, Howl said:

What in tarnation did I just see?  Is this...satire?  It can't be real, can it? It is satire, isn't it? 

#reverendodanielsaucedo only has one post on instagram, which seems to be for a book aliens disguised as cat promoting homosexuality, in Spanish so I'm not 100% certain. 

 

he tweets with the handle iglesianuevae and is iglesianuevaera on instagram. 

He is so over the top that I have to think he's about as real as Betty Bowers, which is to say not at all. But who would have the time to create so many satirical posts?

 

[Howl]

Well, considering that this is a translation of his twitter bio: We are all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a tiny spider hanging above the blazing flames of hell. The blog is real. PARODY ACCOUNT

One of his tweets: 

 

Edited May 6, 2022 by Howl

[Black Aliss]

4 hours ago, Howl said:

Well, considering that this is a translation of his twitter bio: We are all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a tiny spider hanging above the blazing flames of hell. The blog is real. PARODY ACCOUNT

One of his tweets: 

 

That's a different account from the one I've been looking at, @IglesiaNuevaE.

There, his bio reads "Reverend Daniel Salcedo is a scholar of the Lord's Word whose fascinating work has inspired people all over the world."

However, the OG Reverendo certainly lends himself to parody and I would prefer to think that someone or ones with way too much time on their hands created at least some of these accounts. I would also like to believe that of Pastor Steven Anderson's rantings but no such luck there.

[indianabones]

THE DEVIL'S BELL!!!

Clitoris, you have been renamed!

 

[Howl]

5 hours ago, indianabones said:

THE DEVIL'S BELL!!!

Clitoris, you have been renamed!

Ding ding ding! 

[JermajestyDuggar]

🎶You can ring my beeeeeelllllll! Ring my bell! 🛎