US House Of Representatives 3: The Dems Govern While The GQPers Genuflect To The Former Guy

[GreyhoundFan]

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I'm so glad we're paying this Cawthorn idiot /s

Edited May 18, 2021 by GreyhoundFan

[GiggleOfGirls]

 

3 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

 

I'm so glad we're paying this Cawthorn idiot /s

On the other hand (re: *sigh* “my representative” MC, thanks gerrymandering ?) part of me would rather have no representation than representation via him even if it does make him a lazy grifting asshat... ?

I really hope we can oust him soon ?

[fraurosena]

Great thread title, @GreyhoundFan!

Republicans showing their true allegiance does not lie with the American public, exhibit #9584738349

 

[WiseGirl]

Tim Ryan has had enough.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I adore Katie:

 

[Audrey2]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I adore Katie:

 

May I add in how much I love Katie too! I'm torn between wanting her to be the first woman president and wanting her to stay in either the house or the Senate where she can continue to eviscerate those who try to snow Congress people over.

[WiseGirl]

Because of course she did effing idiot and yes she is.

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[Ozlsn]

20 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

Good. Maybe start the investigation with the 53 who voted no. Can they subpoena? 

[Cartmann99]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Apparently the idiotic Mo Brooks tweeted out his email passwords. (Tweet has since been deleted)

 

[RosyDaisy]

I'm ashamed to call Mo Brooks my Representative.

[Cartmann99]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Apparently the idiotic Mo Brooks tweeted out his email passwords. (Tweet has since been deleted)

 

Five bucks says he reuses passwords all over the place.

[GreyhoundFan]

Good gravy, Gohmert is beyond moronic:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

A good one from Dana Milbank: "Look out, Marjorie Taylor Greene. Dark-horse Andrew Clyde shows champion-caliber crazy."

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It’s a real horse race to determine who will be the looniest House Republican of 2021.

Much as in real horse racing, there will be no Triple Crown winner this year. Medina Spirit won the Kentucky Derby, but the victory was marred by evidence of doping, and Medina Spirit then lost the Preakness to Rombauer. Rombauer’s reign was brief, falling to Essential Quality at the Belmont.

In the House of Representatives’ crazy stakes, likewise, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-QAnon) made an early Run for the Roses with talk of Jewish “space lasers,” stalking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), and claiming that mask mandates are tantamount to the Holocaust. But Greene fell back into the crazy pack after Churchill Downs, and, in a surprise development, Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.), a perennial also-ran, took top honors at Pimlico by calling the Jan. 6 insurrection a nothingburger and by attending a QAnon conference at which the violent overthrow of the U.S. government was discussed.

But the final leg of crazytown’s Triple Crown has just gone to a dark horse, Rep. Andrew S. Clyde. The first-term Georgia Republican put himself on the map with his notion that the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol “was a normal tourist visit.” And now, with an assist from Gohmert and from former Virginia attorney general Ken Cuccinelli (a crazy horse long ago put to pasture), Clyde has filed a federal lawsuit on a matter of the most pressing constitutional importance.

“This is a direct assault on a foundational legal principle of our republic and it should cause great alarm in all of us,” Clyde, wearing a tie clip in the shape of an automatic weapon, announced to reporters outside the Capitol Monday.

Furlongs of grave allegations raced from his lips. “Unconstitutional!” “Authoritarian conduct!” “An active ongoing attack on our democracy!”

What existential threat to our country had Clyde uncovered? The Chinese? The Russians? The Proud Boys?

No. Clyde is mad about magnetometers.

Since the insurrection, he and all 434 of his colleagues have been required to walk through metal detectors to get to the House floor. Clyde, a former gun shop owner (in which capacity he fought the IRS), is along with Gohmert one of a small few who have refused to cooperate with the Capitol Police’s efforts to keep guns out of the chamber. His refusal cost him $15,000 in fines.

Now, Clyde is suing because he wants “to do everything within my power to expose House Resolution 73 (the magnetometer rule) for the danger it poses to our Republic.” Apparently, the danger it poses is mostly to Clyde and Gohmert. The ethics committee dropped fines against Reps. Hal Rogers (R-Ky.) and Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.).

With logic on par with 20th-century political scientist Bluto, a.k.a. John Belushi, (“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”) Clyde complained to reporters Wednesday that the House Ethics Committee, which isn’t a court of law, failed to give him his day in court.

“A person cannot be fined and have their salary forcibly taken away without due process of law,” Clyde proclaimed. “In any normal court, anything else than a unanimous verdict would be cause of a mistrial or a hung jury and no fine would be levied.”

Clyde was baffled by the bipartisan ethics committee’s practice of requiring majority agreement to uphold a member’s appeal. “In baseball, a tie goes to the runner,” Clyde reasoned.

The committee also isn’t a baseball league.

Gohmert, trying to keep pace with Clyde, howled: “You have a formula for a third-world theocracy, oligarchy. This is insane!” He said the courts must act “before the Constitution is completely obliterated by the speaker.”

All because of the machines that go “beep.”

The pair also claimed they have “incontrovertible” evidence that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) skipped the magnetometer with impunity, but the speaker’s office has indeed controverted the claim.

Gohmert told reporters he shouldn’t have been fined when he refused a magnetometer after using the men’s room — because “there’s not a tank on the toilets where somebody could leave a gun like [in] ‘The Godfather.’ ”

A CNN reporter asked Clyde, twice, whether he still believes the Jan. 6 attack was normal tourist behavior.

Clyde insisted on limiting questions to “the lawsuit against the magnetometers.” So let’s. It’s signed at the bottom by Cuccinelli with the disclaimer “Local Bar Application Forthcoming.” As for injuries, it alleges that the magnetometer menace caused Clyde to miss a vote on the Anti-Doping Agency Reauthorization Act. (It passed, 381 to 37.)

I asked Clyde and Gohmert who was paying Cooch. Turns out the Republican Party is bankrolling the lawsuit, and the fees are “between attorney and client privilege,” Clyde professed.

So the lawmakers used federal property to announce a Republican Party lawsuit that should cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to redress $20,000 in fines? Now that is some thoroughbred crazy.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Another RepQublican afraid to anger the orange menace:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I didn't realize that Gohmert was cozy with Anderson, but I'm not surprised.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

"...on behalf of the actual sane members of the Gosar family, which is everyone but Paul..."

 

[Cartmann99]

Spoiler

I noticed Dr. Ronny Jackson and Paul Gosar on the bottom row. I'm honestly surprised that Gohmert, Boebert, Stefanik, and MTG aren't up there too.

[JordynDarby5]

8 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

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I noticed Dr. Ronny Jackson and Paul Gosar on the bottom row. I'm honestly surprised that Gohmert, Boebert, Stefanik, and MTG aren't up there too.

So am I.

[Cartmann99]

I'm no fan of my guy in the House, but at least I don't have this clown representing me.

[AmazonGrace]

 

[fraurosena]

Meaning he won't.

 

[fraurosena]

A picture says more than a thousand words. 

 

[AmazonGrace]