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TheGleeTeam
On 5/27/2021 at 1:16 PM, HereticHick said:

Mark your calendars, Buckeyes state dwellers! Lawson Bates will be performing at a Christian Music Festival in Mineral City on July 18: https://www.alive.org/  Someone will need to swing by and pick up the Rodrigues teens on the way to the concert.

Oh god, I'm embarrassed to admit I went to Alive Fest in college one year! Actually, the friend I went with is from the same town where the Rods live. Anyway, the year I was there at least it was contemporary Christian-type bands. Lawson will fit in fine, but the Rods would be in a tizzy. 

Lawson doing some kind of public proposal is SO on-brand. Even if it's not at this performance, I think this is a great prediction. I think it's a given he will propose via song whenever it does happen.

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2 minutes ago, TheGleeTeam said:

Oh god, I'm embarrassed to admit I went to Alive Fest in college one year! Actually, the friend I went with is from the same town where the Rods live. Anyway, the year I was there at least it was contemporary Christian-type bands. Lawson will fit in fine, but the Rods would be in a tizzy. 

Lawson doing some kind of public proposal is SO on-brand. Even if it's not at this performance, I think this is a great prediction. I think it's a given he will propose via song whenever it does happen.

If does a duet with her and releases it, he could play that song and then propose. Why does this feel like the only way Lawson would propose?

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HereticHick

I'm emotionally invested in this now. If Lawson doesn't propose onstage at AliveFest and makes it all about him, I'm going to be super disappointed.

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If they do get engaged at this concert, I believe they will have a long engagement. I think Lawson will want to milk this as long as possible. And I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they end up breaking up.

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2 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

If they do get engaged at this concert, I believe they will have a long engagement. I think Lawson will want to milk this as long as possible. And I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they end up breaking up.

Oh yes! And then when the breakup talk dies down, get back together again!

Damn, he could get a lot of attention out of this! 

 

Bolded mine.

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HereticHick

If Katie is marrying in December, and Esther is now posting that she's having a #fallwedding, if Lawson &TIffy do get engaged, I predict they won't marry (if they do marry) till 2021. Lawson won't want to share the wedding spotlight with his siblings.

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JermajestyDuggar
1 hour ago, HereticHick said:

If Katie is marrying in December, and Esther is now posting that she's having a #fallwedding, if Lawson &TIffy do get engaged, I predict they won't marry (if they do marry) till 2021. Lawson won't want to share the wedding spotlight with his siblings.

I’m sure you mean 2022 and I agree. Like I said before, he will want a long engagement to milk it as long as possible. I don’t see them setting a date before spring 2022.

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Next question: where would Tiffany and Lawson get married? I think posters here have said that she’s from the San Diego area and her parents seem to be very well off. Would Tiffany be willing to get married in Tennessee at a probably huge savings compared to California? I guess she and her parents would have to weigh the convenience to their California family and friends to the convenience of Lawson’s family and the cost.

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21 hours ago, JDuggs said:

Next question: where would Tiffany and Lawson get married? I think posters here have said that she’s from the San Diego area and her parents seem to be very well off. Would Tiffany be willing to get married in Tennessee at a probably huge savings compared to California? I guess she and her parents would have to weigh the convenience to their California family and friends to the convenience of Lawson’s family and the cost.

I predict California. By the sea. But I agree that first: an onstage proposal with a custom song from Lawson, followup by a breakup that will result in so much social media vaguebooking and posting of bible verses that you won't be able to stand it, followed by Lawson writing a song about his broken heart pieces,  followed by the LORD LEADING THEM BACK TOGETHER and a tearful reunion and another public proposal (re-proposal?) covered by People or US, followed by Lawson writing a song about how the LORD LED THEM BACK TOGETHER, followed by the douchiest fundy bro bachelor weekend you've ever seen and SO! MANY! BRIDAL! SHOWERS!.  You may want to stock up on waterproof mascara.

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7 minutes ago, HereticHick said:

I predict California. By the sea.

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