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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
1 hour ago, thoughtful said:

Bite me, Gary.

A slogan to live by! (Or put on a t-shirt.)

52 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

No mention of the nekkid people on the beach? They were in Conway, right? Becky had to have gotten a little beach time out of this trip.

I thought Bro Gary and Sis Becky like to go "to the ocean" rather than the wicked, sinful, beach full of bikini wearing reptobates. Or did I mix them up with some other fundies?

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7 minutes ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

I thought Bro Gary and Sis Becky like to go "to the ocean" rather than the wicked, sinful, beach full of bikini wearing reptobates. Or did I mix them up with some other fundies?

Oh, that might be them. But since the places they are most likely to go see the "ocean" at are Myrtle Beach, North Myrtle Beach, Cherry Grove Beach, Ocean Drive Beach, Crescent Beach, Windy Hill Beach, Atlantic Beach, Springmaid Beach, Surfside Beach...

OK some of those are communities rather than actual cities, but still.

Everything's all pretty beach-themed there. Do you think Gary refuses to shop at the Gay Dolphin? (Link goes to the store's website.)

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On 4/9/2021 at 8:34 AM, Xan said:

God continues to tell Gary to get off the road and Gary continues refuse to listen.

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I have to admit that I am enjoying the fact that Gary's bargain "trail" is such a piece of crap that he has to keep repairing it.

 

(Buffing my nails on my shirt.) @Four is Enough and I were right when we were snarking about the lack of roadworthiness of Gary's van and trailer. 

 

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