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Gwen Shamblin Lara 13: Shut UP You Paper-Thin Chip Licker!

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Marmion
11 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Today we get another classic.

Any junk food is healthy because the Israelites made bread. Fritos are biblical. It's okay to eat pesticides because your liver will prevent them from damaging your liver. Pour some butter in your diet Coke because it's impossible to swallow food with no fat. It is impossible to get poisoned by your food because your liver will filter out everything that harms you.
 

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Are Processed Foods Okay?

June 18, 2020

by Gwen Shamblin Lara

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The liver is a chemical factory that is capable of turning what you eat into the substances your body needs. If you happen to swallow a trace amount of a chemical that the body does not like, such as a pesticide, then the liver traps it and breaks it down, preventing it from entering your normal bloodstream or damaging your liver. But the usable food particles are passed on by your liver to the heart, where they will be pumped all over the body.

Your body is designed to take care of itself, and you do not have to worry whether food is processed or not. Your body will break down any chemicals in processed foods (most of which are usable by the body, i.e. vitamins, minerals, proteins, etc.), and your liver will filter any harmful substances. Keep in mind that the Israelites, God’s people, ate processed foods. In Leviticus 2, they used the most finely ground flour, fats, and salts to make bread, which is very similar to our present-day Frito. The world will condemn fats, however, fats were made by God to carry the aroma, and without them it would be impossible to swallow foods. Fats are an essential nutrient for good health.

 

 

This woman has brain damage.

Water? how much fat does water contain? Have you had trouble swallowing water?

In response , I have fact checked this ; whether or not the Remnant Fellowship lurkers reading this will care not withstanding .  {https://www.howitworksdaily.com/how-does-the-liver-detoxify/ , https://www.powerofpositivity.com/toxic-foods-liver/ , https://www.everydayhealth.com/columns/johannah-sakimura-nutrition-sleuth/processed-foods-you-should-be-eating/ ,  https://www.eatright.org/food/nutrition/nutrition-facts-and-food-labels/processed-foods-whats-ok-and-what-to-avoid } 

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AmazonGrace

Allergies according to  Paper Clip Thick Chicken:  If you're really allergic to something then she graciously gives you permission not to eat it. But probably you're not and you should just eat it anyway and see if it doesn't kill you. Use your common sense and also stop thinking and eat whatever your body calls for.

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32376-gwen-shamblin-7-i-am-the-potato-chip-of-life/?do=findComment&comment=1769431

I mean, sensitivity to your body's cues is a good thing, sometimes, and if your body is telling you that peanuts make you sick you should probably listen. But some things are just cravings that may or may not be healthy. If it's been a while since your last cigarette your body might be calling for nicotine. Doesn't mean it's good for you.

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Smalltowngirltn

I thought everyone would be interested to know that  Gwen’s new husband, Joe Lara, has quite the past in the porn industry. There is still evidence on the internet Gwen’s minions haven’t gotten erased.

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JermajestyDuggar

When I tried to google Joe Lara Porn, it didn’t actually link to porn with Joe Lara in them. Just porn with a dude named Joe and a girl named Lara. But I did find this gem:

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AmazonGrace

Religion  according to Paper Chin Lip Ticker: God loves you more if you don't eat. You may have thought your food tasted good but you were wrong. God shut off your taste buds when you had had enough, you greedy pig. 

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Turning from Idols

June 20, 2020

by Gwen Shamblin Lara

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Anyone who has ever spoken on behalf of God turns people from idols. True religion necessitates that we turn heart, soul, mind, and strength away from Egypt, idols, and the love of the world, and surrender them over to developing a personal, obedient relationship with God. You are transferring a bond with the food over to a connection with God. He loves it when you find self-denial for His sake. God rewards you when you exchange your own selfish desires for His will. The Bible warns us that our own desires are evil and self-destructive, and yet God’s perfect and guiding will gives us nourishment, life, long life and eternal life.

Did you wake up the senses inside you? Did you find the internal controls that are led by God? If your stronghold was smoking, did you feel more self-control when you got your mind off the tobacco and turned it toward God? Did you find your rewards, your ways of escape?

Did you wait and find hunger? Did you notice how the food tastes so much better when you are hungry? It is fun to wait and feel victorious over the food! When you are full, God designed the taste buds to “turn off.” You will be unable to taste the full flavor. It is one of God’s ways to encourage you to stop eating at that point.

 

 

 

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Marmion
On 6/19/2020 at 8:40 PM, Smalltowngirltn said:

I thought everyone would be interested to know that  Gwen’s new husband, Joe Lara, has quite the past in the porn industry. There is still evidence on the internet Gwen’s minions haven’t gotten erased.

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I haven't found a trace of this in his filmography .  https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0487917/filmotype/actor?ref_=m_nmfm_1  I am not sure , but it could be that someone else appropriated his name as an alias . 

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AmazonGrace
Posted (edited)

Paper Chick Thick Lipper does vitamins:

Gwen knows someone who took huge doses of vitamin pills and it didn't end well. So it follows that eating vitamins in recommended amounts is super dangerous.  

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32376-gwen-shamblin-7-i-am-the-potato-chip-of-life/?do=findComment&comment=1770492

This is the first generation that does vitamin pills so she's worried about potential side effects. But as people tend to live longer these days the evidence seems to indicate that most of the time vitamins won't kill you.

 

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Xan
18 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Paper Chick Thick Lipper does vitamins:

Gwen knows someone who took huge doses of vitamin pills and it didn't end well. So it follows that eating vitamins in recommended amounts is super dangerous.  

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32376-gwen-shamblin-7-i-am-the-potato-chip-of-life/?do=findComment&comment=1770492

This is the first generation that does vitamin pills so she's worried about potential side effects. But as people tend to live longer these days the evidence seems to indicate that most of the time vitamins won't kill you.

 

She said that she knew cases where people had taken too much B12 and had peripheral numbness.  This is total bullshit.  You can get numbness and tingling in your hands and feet from lack of B12 but not from excess.  If you take in too much B12, you just excrete it in your urine.  

And we're now onto about the third generation of people who supplement with vitamins.  They don't kill you.  You can overdose on Vitamins A, D, and E but it's not usually lethal.  The rest we pee out.  

I know she studied nutrition.  Did she graduate at the bottom of her class?

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On 6/17/2020 at 8:56 PM, JermajestyDuggar said:

I had to post this picture of a creeper behind the flower arrangement. Enjoy tonight’s nightmare brought to you by Jermajesty!

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And a cadaverous one behind the other flower arrangement - creeping bookends.

 

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Xan
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There's a newish "Life with Gwen and Joe" up.  It's called "Characteristics of Christ."  They're doing daycamp with the RF kids and Gwen has color coordinated again.  The kids are in peach/orange shirts so Gwen has a new peach sundress over shorts or something white at least.  She's pared down on the jewelry and only has 4 rings, an ankle bracelet, and diamond earrings.  I guess the little sundress doesn't require the usual bracelets.  She does have new, open-toed white platform shoes today.  Just once I'd like to see her in normal shoes.

I have to be honest -- I don't hate this one as much as usual.  Joe says something nice about one of Gwen's grandsons and brags on him.  And Gwen adds something nice, too.  I would've like more personal stories about the other grandchildren too but at least we got the one.  

They're mostly talking about letting go of hate and learning how to forgive.  Maybe it's because she's talking to kids and isn't harping on her stupid diet stuff that it's not as irritating to hear.  

Some snippets:

Gwen:  "It's all over the Bible.  These scriptures -- they're amazing."  (SMH)

Gwen, again: "The main thing in life to do is to look inward at your own sins so that you can turn out to be that forgiving, long-suffering, overcoming evil with good, flipping it all so that there's no anger, no rage, no malice, no hate, no judgmental, no condemnation, and full of forgiveness. To have all that, you have to see yourself as you really are."  Joe responds, "Beautiful."  (I would add that it's also very hypocritical.  I can't imagine Gwenny seeing herself as she really is.)

God doesn't want you to seek revenge because it is up to Him to avenge. Gwen says, "God's wrath is worse than your wrath.  And He'll really put them into place..."  Joe interrupts to say, "Amazing."

Joe:  "You show your light by showing kindness in the face of a mean-spirited person."  Gwen replies, "Wow.  Beautiful."  He adds that God can work in your life and that bully can end up being a buddy.  Gwen add, "That's awesome."  (They really have the cheerleader routine worked out pretty well.)

During the outtakes, Joe is asking about the scripture passage regarding forgiving someone 77 times.  Gwen tells him that he himself is up to 76 and that he's "skating on thin ice." This is in front of the kids.  Then she laughs and says she's just kidding.  (Yeah.  Sure you were, Gwen.  Sure you were.)

Pics under the spoiler:  

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AmazonGrace

Today in Paper Chimp Tip Clipper devotionals: God gets no mention and she cites unnamed studies and the FDA as her authorities instead.  Contains false claims about aspartame that we checked in thread 7. Never mind. 

On FB she claims that there is some evidence in the news that American dads are better than anybody else. Or possibly just the dads in her cult? Screenshot_20200622-151138.thumb.jpg.7fca79402331703708b2a8c269bd3775.jpg

Because all the global bad news is the fathers' fault and it's not like a father in her cult was jailed for murdering his child.

 

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Victorianroses
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Anyone see the latest?  First, you have the intro by David, whatever his name is.  Who dresses him anyhow?  He looks so ridiculous all the time.  Looks like he has cropped or rolled pants on, and the sweater tied around the shoulders, not a good look for a man in his 50-'s or anyone else for that matter.  He introduces Gwen and Joe as "the CELEBRITY couple" he wants to follow!!!  Huh?  Celebrity?  really?

She's talking all about forgiveness, and I"m sure she does indeed read here.  Just think how much forgiveness poor little Gwen has to expend towards her 'haters' on this site.  *giggle*

 

On 6/19/2020 at 9:00 PM, JermajestyDuggar said:

When I tried to google Joe Lara Porn, it didn’t actually link to porn with Joe Lara in them. Just porn with a dude named Joe and a girl named Lara. But I did find this gem:

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I didn't find any porn involving Joe, but did come across some reports that he is bisexual and has had male partners in the past

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AmazonGrace

There are some things that I am not willing to do for y'all, and researching Joe Lara porn is one of them.

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AmazonGrace

Paper Chick Lit Tipper Daily: 

Carrots are bad for you. Coke is not bad for you. The FDA puts out scientifically impossible health warnings and you need to check with Gwod before believing any of them. 

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Moderation Versus Overindulgence

June 23, 2020

by Gwen Shamblin Lara

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Weigh Down continues to endorse moderation in one’s consumption of food or substance. One can overdose on or overeat raw carrots and become ill or suffer ill side effects from even this practice. Because our goal is to imitate Thin Eaters, you will find that Thin Eaters naturally do not overindulge in any food or beverage in order to avoid harming God’s holy temple, the body. Weigh Down will continue to emphasize the careful handling of the human body with a deep respect for the sensitivity to signals that God puts in the body. As with any new lifestyle change, it is best to know your current health status and make yourself aware of how this new lifestyle choice will impact your health. We will not stop hearing of health warnings and medical claims because the FDA requires the food and drug industries to write down any and all claims, whether scientifically possible or not. One such example among the thousands is the warning against consuming colas that contain phosphoric acid. But only a small fraction of the phosphate in the American diet comes from soft drinks; most comes from meat and dairy products, as phosphoric acid is found naturally in meats, poultry, legumes, eggs, dairy products, etc. It is our job as Christians to pray and seek wise counsel on the use of any substance before resorting to fears or ill-informed conclusions.

 

 

Because I wouldn't take Gwen's word for anything, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5331526/

Her claim that soft drinks are not a major source of phosphorus checks out. But she overlooks that not all of it occurs naturally as it is frequently added by the food industry. 

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/1541-4337.12275#

She is very worried about the food industry when it produces diet food but everything else gets a pass.

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Alisamer

Is there a word for a food phobia? Because Gwen seems to be terrified of food yet obsessed with it.

Also, anyone who takes health advice from a walking mummy whose daughter looks like a walking skeleton, maybe needs to reconsider their choices. 

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Marmion
7 hours ago, Alisamer said:

Is there a word for a food phobia? Because Gwen seems to be terrified of food yet obsessed with it.

Also, anyone who takes health advice from a walking mummy whose daughter looks like a walking skeleton, maybe needs to reconsider their choices. 

It's called cibophobia .  

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Victorianroses
On 6/22/2020 at 10:12 AM, AmazonGrace said:

There are some things that I am not willing to do for y'all, and researching Joe Lara porn is one of them.

Well.................I am not in the habit of visiting the porn sites ...:)  There is a post here about Joe Lara and porn, and being sort of inquisitive,  I have to admit, I caved and searched....just a little.  All I can say is, never again. 

I'm going with Snoopy.   I eat a healthy diet, but sometimes, you gotta live a little. :)

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AmazonGrace

Gwen doesn't do vitamins (is anyone surprised?) She says that if you eat a generous breakfast you might have reached your recommended daily intake of certain nutrients by 8 am. 

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32376-gwen-shamblin-7-i-am-the-potato-chip-of-life/?do=findComment&comment=1769968

But of course the operative word is "eat". I will agree that most vitamins are probably unnecessary if you're eating healthily.  If you licked a chip and drank some diet soda and are planning to eat something maybe in the next 36 hours, things might be different. FB_IMG_1593008881973.thumb.jpg.607d857ee85c30445bc8347ad7281a62.jpg

So, based on previous utterings, setting your mind on whatever is lovely and true means focusing on digestive tract noises.

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Galale

My wife is caught up in her nonsense.  I will be glad when this harlot of Babylon is no longer capable of spreading her word manure.

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AmazonGrace

Salt! Salt! More salt! https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32376-gwen-shamblin-7-i-am-the-potato-chip-of-life/?do=findComment&comment=1771601

Salt is good for you because Bible says that Christians are the salt of the earth. Never mind that nothing grows if the soil is too salty.

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Let's give God our full attention, she said, and thought of nothing but being thin. 

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Let’s give God our FULL attention and then we will be victorious! This is a glorious God who made us for love, and I cannot think of a better religion to be in than that! Praise God for His Kingdom of Love!

 

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RFsurvivor

Anyone else notice that she is starting to sign things only as Gwen Lara and not Gwen Shambling Lara? She really is trying to make her previous marriage disappear. 

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ignorantobserver

Aren't salt cravings a sign of acute malnutrition ? I am astonished that she hasn't yet ended up in a hospital for some emaciation-related issue.

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Blue
21 hours ago, Galale said:

My wife is caught up in her nonsense.  I will be glad when this harlot of Babylon is no longer capable of spreading her word manure.

Is your wife in it for the weight loss or her theology?

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AmazonGrace
4 hours ago, ignorantobserver said:

Aren't salt cravings a sign of acute malnutrition ? I am astonished that she hasn't yet ended up in a hospital for some emaciation-related issue.

Salt is an essential electrolyte so if your diet is very very low on sodium (this is rare if you eat anything processed by the modern food industry - most of us get too much rather than too little)   or you lose excessive amounts of salt in your urine or by sweating, your body might send you signals to get some before you get in trouble. Or you might have e.g. Addison's disease. But more benignly, cravings could  be tied to stress, sleeplessness, PMS, dehydration...

 

Or it could be that you're just used to a highly salted diet and crave what you've learned to like. Some time on a low sodium diet, your tastes might change.

Gwen defends junk food so much I'm pretty sure a lot of the things she eats are super salty.

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SuperNova
7 hours ago, ignorantobserver said:

Aren't salt cravings a sign of acute malnutrition ? I am astonished that she hasn't yet ended up in a hospital for some emaciation-related issue.

I've been thinking about this and have come up with an idea. About 6-8 years ago I was having some alternative treatments at a wellness clinic. They offered an amazing array of unusual services and some mundane ones as well. I had the more conventional treatments, theraputic massage, acupuncture, and heat therapy. One of their services was something they called "targeted cocktails", basically an IV bag of their special blend of vitamins and who knows what else. The women who went into the infusion area of the clinic reminded me of Gwen, stick thin. Maybe IV infusions are something that Gwen does to stay on her feet. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that this is the case. 

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