Josh and Anna's Love Making!

[Guest Anonymous]

Reading about Michelles exposed knees made me wonder if ...here it comes.... Josh and Anna get all Naked when they are procreating. In one scenario my mind sees Josh wearing some of that Mormon Underwear with the front and back button flaps doing it with Anna who has the Mormon ladies underwear that has that slit up the crotch. They are all dressed going at it hot and heavy.... then

 

Theres the pervert Josh, oiling up his mighty girth getting ready to rip Annas clothes off and drip and slobber all over her. Ewwwwwwwww.... thats nasty.

 

If I was Anna I would take a frying pan upside Josh's head when he gets Horny to procreate.

 

I wonder if Bill Gothard would approve?

[skankbiscuit]

I think he wears a shirt to cover up his belly, and she just pulls up her flannel nightgown.

Must throw up now.

[Kitty]

eeeewwwwww why would you post something like this? :(

[ladypuglover]

eeeewwwwww why would you post something like this? :(

^This.

[NurseNell]

In one scenario my mind sees Josh wearing some of that Mormon Underwear with the front and back button flaps doing it with Anna who has the Mormon ladies underwear that has that slit up the crotch.

Mormons really have sex wearing these things? That's weird.

[Jessica]

Nurse Nell - no. That's a rumor. Maybe some do but the LDS church doesn't say you have to wear them during sex. By the way, they've changed a lot since the one piece butt flap ones. The ladies ones are basically a little cap sleeve top and the bottoms are like those slips you can buy that are like shorts instead of an extra skirt-like layer.

[luckylassie]

Brain bleach over here pronto! I wouldn't make love to Smuggar for all the millions of dollars in the world...but then again some women actually like making love in bondage. I wonder if her chastises her before foreplay, during, or after...assuming he's still awake after such as strenuous task.

[Rachel333]

I sort of think this is crossing the line a bit. They deserve a world of snark for what they actually do, but imagining something like this with real people (especially with Josh, yuck :shock: ) seems unnecessary and creepy.

[punkiepie]

I wonder if he has any moves? hahaha

Do you think they ((don't kill me)) have any kind of oral sex?

[BravaAmica]

I wonder if he has any moves? hahaha

Do you think they ((don't kill me)) have any kind of oral sex?

If she's a good, submissive wife, she probably goes down on him. But him doing her? that would be a sin.

[Guest Anonymous]

LOL Skank......... Its just something that popped into my head Kitty. I know its gross but I guess thats my inquisitive side.... I look at the Duggars as a more Fundie Cultish Type followers of Gotherd that weirdo who creates his own rules on everything. I also wonder how Michelle became so Stepfordy Wife when she was a " bad Girl" when she was a teen. What changed her mind to live this extreme living she has created for her and her family. Was it Jimboob who is so insecure that he felt that he had to control her and convinced her to follow Gotherds principles and teachings. Now she and Boob are passing all this crap on to their kids who will never know what a normal life is like because they are controlled by the parents. I really have to check into all this crazy fundie cult teachings to find out what attracts people to follow such stringent beliefs that are off the wall. Its clearly evident that fundies sex lives can't be normal just by the way they are over modest and other. Jimboob and Josh don't seem like the Pierce Brosnan type who will leave their women screaming for more orgasms and a 24 hour love fest with their partners. I am wondering if their love making as such is regimented with only procreation in mind.

[Guest Anonymous]

Are abbra and luckylassie the same person? Or is the frighteningly similar writing style and post content a freaky coincidence? Ellipses abuse, mentioning Bill Gothard in Duggar sex posts, no capital letters in user names, it's all a bit weird.

ETA:

I think Brother Gothard has been living in J'chelle's hair for a long time now. Every time she makes a move, sneezes, blows her nose, or has "horizontal fellowship" with J.B. he is right there to dictate. I wonder what his sex advice sounds like. Maybe like this:

Bill Gothard: Okay Michelle, be sure to let the patriarch hump you in the dominant position. Good girl...good helpmate. Now don't bend your knees...that's it girl move them holy hips!

[luckylassie]

Abbra? You wanna field this one? I would but then again....never mind.

[Frumpalicious]

Okay, I've lurked for a long time. This thread made me finally delurk to say: Oh my god, I need brain bleach. Stat. Or a spoon so I can gouge my brain out myself.

[NurseNell]

Nurse Nell - no. That's a rumor. Maybe some do but the LDS church doesn't say you have to wear them during sex. By the way, they've changed a lot since the one piece butt flap ones. The ladies ones are basically a little cap sleeve top and the bottoms are like those slips you can buy that are like shorts instead of an extra skirt-like layer.

OK, thanks. I always wondered.

[browncoatslytherin]

LOL Skank......... Its just something that popped into my head Kitty. I know its gross but I guess thats my inquisitive side.... I look at the Duggars as a more Fundie Cultish Type followers of Gotherd that weirdo who creates his own rules on everything. I also wonder how Michelle became so Stepfordy Wife when she was a " bad Girl" when she was a teen. What changed her mind to live this extreme living she has created for her and her family. Was it Jimboob who is so insecure that he felt that he had to control her and convinced her to follow Gotherds principles and teachings. Now she and Boob are passing all this crap on to their kids who will never know what a normal life is like because they are controlled by the parents. I really have to check into all this crazy fundie cult teachings to find out what attracts people to follow such stringent beliefs that are off the wall. Its clearly evident that fundies sex lives can't be normal just by the way they are over modest and other. Jimboob and Josh don't seem like the Pierce Brosnan type who will leave their women screaming for more orgasms and a 24 hour love fest with their partners. I am wondering if their love making as such is regimented with only procreation in mind.

i'm with you on this, i am a curious little wart and have a very crude, irreverent sense of humor. i've actually wondered this before but hadn't gotten around to posting anything about it.

[emmiedahl]

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW Why?

Mormons don't have to wear garmies during sex, but it is recommended.

[skankbiscuit]

I think Josh is so out of shape now Anna might have to be on top. I imagine it's quick and sweaty on his part. Then he gets up to eat left over chicken-etti and watch TV. Anna lays still with a pillow under her ass praying for another little blessing.

[treemom]

My eyes have now bled.

[ChunkyBarbie]

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW Why?

Mormons don't have to wear garmies during sex, but it is recommended.

No, it isn't. I know there have been the odd temple worker in the past who has recommended it, but overall no.

[skankbiscuit]

The wearing temple garments during sex is not a common thing - if anyone does it, it's mostly older people who are extreme in their beliefs. I have some VERY devout Mormon family members, and they all think it's nonsense. The LDS church is very pro healthy sex life for married couples.

I am ex-Mo, BTW.

[ilovetchotchkes]

I'll just call my headship who is at the grocery store right now and tell him to pick up some brain bleach. Surely walmart should have it?

My guess is she lies back and thinks of England, erm .

[Lillian]

[bananacat]

About the Mormon garments: the older versions had slits in the crotch simply because most underwear had slits during that time period. It wasn't about having access for sex; it was about making it easier to go to the bathroom. The rumor about Mormons having to do it through their garments is just anti-Mormon propaganda, the same way the myth about the hole in the sheet is just anti-Jewish propaganda. There are probably some Mormons who wear the garments during sex, but there are also mainstream people who wear as much clothing as possible during sex.

About the brainbleach: I have no pity for you. You saw the title of the thread and you should have known what you were getting into :P

[bananacat]

About the actual love-making: I'm surprised Anna got pregnant so quickly. Two virgins trying to do it usually ends up with the guy making love to her thigh and not realizing it. I'm impressed that two repressed virgins managed to get it in within a few tries, and with the lights out and awkwardness and Anna probably being way too polite to say she didn't feel anything. So good for them, I guess. I'm pretty sure QF would allow and even encourage them to be fully naked though. Anna saved her knees from everyone else specifically so her husband could enjoy them un-tainted.