Gwen Shamblin Lara 12: Gwen says something I can't understand.

[thoughtful]

18 hours ago, throwaway9988 said:

He has no original ideas because he's not connected to the vine,

So, Satan isn't creative because he doesn't drink wine?

18 hours ago, throwaway9988 said:

So what a sieve, what a sieve.

Or, if you prefer:

What a sieve we have in Jesus
All the impure to reject.
And what a privilege to worship
Only next to the select!

Oh, those outsiders are icky,
Oh, what unmatched clothes they wear!
All their children's hands are sticky,
They don't worship dear Gwen's hair!

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there real food anywhere?
We must go and lick a chip now,
And keep worshipping Gwen's hair.

Can we filter out the impure?
Tell them "Stay out! Over there!"
Jesus wants us to, I'm quite sure,
While we're worshipping Gwen's hair!

I'm not sure Gwen understands what Jesus was all about.

[AmazonGrace]

Today in, "That's Not How Anything Works", Gwen thinks God turns off her "eating behavior" by dulling her senses and still has not realized that if food enters her bloodstream she's got problems.

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32153-gwen-shamblin-6-billy-madison-is-smarter-than-gwen-shamblin/?do=findComment&comment=1731839

Anyway, if God is listening, I would like to keep my sense of smell even when not starving. Thanks and hope it's not a problem.

[Ozlsn]

Gwen wearing makeup, wigs, heels etc is far less of a problem for me than her godawful message. I wouldn't care about the rest (OK, I'd probably still laugh at the hair) but she promotes dangerously inaccurate ideas of nutrition, and worse, fleeces people while she literally encourages them to starve themselves and their children. I still find it amazing that she has any followers at all, let alone an entire anorexia-based cult.

[AmazonGrace]

Today in "Greedy with Gwen" we revisit A Delightful Menu and we learn that it's a sin against the Creator to  drink no wine ,  eat no dessert.  If you like it, God wants you to have it. Gwen has so many clothes because God wanted her to buy them.

 

God wants you to eat chips and dip and science doesn't so screw science. And car mechanics.

Most diets tell you to eat lots of veggies so this is basically Gwen telling God that He made a mistake creating all those tasteless plants for your food.

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However, modern medicine and harsh, tasteless dieting rules make God out to be a legalistic torturer who wants you to live an austere life. What a crime against the Creator of all good things and enjoyable times.

 

Edited March 21, 2020 by AmazonGrace

[AmazonGrace]

Because obviously no one can enjoy eating salads if Gwen thinks they're tasteless..

[Xan]

The new "Life with Gwen and Joe" ("Overcoming Fears During This Time of Isolation")  is online and it's only Joe!  He says that there was a scheduling conflict and she had to be elsewhere.  Something kept Gwen away from the camera??

He wants us to pray for our leaders and to be mindful that there are truths and "non-truths" on the internet about the situation.  He mentions the stock market going down.  "There's a huge plunge in the numbers so we want to pray about that."  He does say that we need to put down all our barriers (racial, religious, etc.) and unite as a country.  Yeah.  I agree with you, Joe.  "I think that's what Satan wants for America.  He wants us to fall."  Nope.  Lost me there, Joe. 

Joe loves being on camera.  I wonder if this is how he sees himself -- as the leader of the church if Gwen drops away.

Joe reads a passage from the book of Matthew from his phone.  (Gwen must have the iPad they usually use.)  He says to be aware that sometimes the news is overblown.  He notes that the Bible says there will be wars and rumors of wars so "...certainly if there are rumors of wars and things like that, there can be rumors of pretty much anything else that's going on in the secular world so don't be deceived."

He was pretty subdued.  His hair is getting longer and there's the obvious curl in the back.  I don't know what will happen in this time of crisis when he can't get his hair dye.  The final shot is just of Joe and the cat.

 

Edited March 21, 2020 by Xan

[formergothardite]

13 minutes ago, Xan said:

  Something kept Gwen away from the camera??

Something is weird with her not being there. It isn't like they film these things live at a set time anymore. 

Joe is a much better speaker than Gwen. I don't see Gwen saying that this is the time to take down religious barriers and help each other. He didn't once mention not eating. 

18 minutes ago, Xan said:

Joe loves being on camera.  I wonder if this is how he sees himself -- as the leader of the church if Gwen drops away.

I can see him taking over if Gwen gets unable to keep up appearances. She is barely coherent now, what will she be like in five years?!  If he does, I bet a lot of the weigh down stuff will fall to the side and Joe would turn it into a regular mega-church. If Gwen dies I bet Joe will make himself pastor and get a young wife. 

[AmazonGrace]

Gwen is here talking about how watching her own video encouraged her and how the corona virus crisis could be a victorious time since it's a chance to become THINNER. (Seriously, that's what she says.)  Well Gwen, skeletons are quite thin.

Her hair looks like lego hair

Spoiler

 

[formergothardite]

5 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

how the corona virus crisis could be a victorious time since it's a chance to become THINNER.

She for real does.  She also seems to be still believing Trump's original statements that this is going to be over by April. Someone needs to inform her that even he has changed his tune. 

There is such a huge difference between her talk and Joe's. Gwen's talk is something that can go viral because of how she says this time can be wonderful since you can end up skinnier. 

[throwaway9988]

Does she do her own makeup or is she paying/voluntelling someone to make her look like that

[AmazonGrace]

Today's devotional is the exact copy of @formergothardite 's post last year, down to the fact that it was posted later than usual.

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32153-gwen-shamblin-6-billy-madison-is-smarter-than-gwen-shamblin/?do=findComment&comment=1732597

Yesterday God wanted you to eat chips and dip and enjoy them, today God is that terrible boyfriend you had when you were 19, who said he would have taken you to a romantic dinner but he can't because you're getting fat and you ate all the chips.

He's also the sugardaddy who goes shopping with you and encourages your spending extravaganza.

Edited March 22, 2020 by AmazonGrace

[NarcissismKills]

22 hours ago, formergothardite said:

Something is weird with her not being there. It isn't like they film these things live at a set time anymore. 

Joe is a much better speaker than Gwen. I don't see Gwen saying that this is the time to take down religious barriers and help each other. He didn't once mention not eating. 

I can see him taking over if Gwen gets unable to keep up appearances. She is barely coherent now, what will she be like in five years?!  If he does, I bet a lot of the weigh down stuff will fall to the side and Joe would turn it into a regular mega-church. If Gwen dies I bet Joe will make himself pastor and get a young wife. 

Maybe Remnant Fellowship cult leader, Gwen Shamblin Lara, is in quarantine? Fellow cult members, Tedd and Candace Anger, own a wine business that involves a great deal of travel to northern Italy. Also Williamson County, Tennessee has a significant number of coronavirus positives. 

https://m.facebook.com/RareWineSpecialists/

[AmazonGrace]

 God: Hey Gwen,  I would have taken you to that new Mexican restaurant but it's closed and you're in quarantine, so here is a bag of stale chips for you to eat.

[NarcissismKills]

8 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

 God: Hey Gwen,  I would have taken you to that new Mexican restaurant but it's closed and you're in quarantine, so here is a bag of stale chips for you to eat.

This recording of Gwen yesterday has an odd setting. Is she in the upstairs hall?

 

Edited March 22, 2020 by NarcissismKills
Forgot to include the link.

[Marmion]

On 3/21/2020 at 6:46 AM, AmazonGrace said:

Today in "Greedy with Gwen" we revisit A Delightful Menu and we learn that it's a sin against the Creator to  drink no wine ,  eat no dessert.  If you like it, God wants you to have it. Gwen has so many clothes because God wanted her to buy them.

 

God wants you to eat chips and dip and science doesn't so screw science. And car mechanics.

Most diets tell you to eat lots of veggies so this is basically Gwen telling God that He made a mistake creating all those tasteless plants for your food.

 

Funny enough , her message here is identical to what I have heard describing what the fat acceptance movement advocates .  

 

[AmazonGrace]

If you have lots of stuff  it means you're greedy and grasping. If Gwen has lots of stuff it means God has provided for her.

This is pretty long, I won't quote the whole thing but it's here

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I would die right now if my children told me that they did not need me anymore.

Hm.... if your adult children tell you that to your face it probably means that they're fed up with your controlling behavior... But how old are her kids? In their thirties with families of their own? It's a parent's job to make themselves unnecessary because you won't live forever and at some point they should learn to let go of mom's apron strings and learn to stand on their own two feet.

 

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I appreciate being needed, and so you know God, the Creator of all, loves it even more. It robs God of His purpose of mankind—a connection with Him forever.

Does no one edit her word salad? This doesn't  make any sense.   God loves being needed because it robs God of his purpose of mankind - a connection with HIm forever. Dafuq Gwen? And how small is her God if His purpose can be robbed by humans who decide  when they eat and how much.

 

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Our skin is thin, our blood vessels are thin—we are mortals. God gave us life and breath, and we need Him for life and breath— indeed, this connection with God is essential for our existence, for life and eternal life. How foolish to cut off a relationship with the God of all things—the ultimate Provider, Banker, Physician, Professor, Defender, and Comforter!

Can anyone confirm? As far as I can tell atheists and people from other religions without any obvious connection to Gwen's God can breathe too.  (But notice the order she lists God's roles: first and foremost God provides her with stuff and money.) 

The photo is adoring ladies and lots of legs.

Does Gwen ever style her hair without the sweeping bit over the forehead? I am wondering if it covers a facelift scar.

Spoiler

 

 

[CTRLZero]

On 3/22/2020 at 7:59 AM, NarcissismKills said:

Maybe Remnant Fellowship cult leader, Gwen Shamblin Lara, is in quarantine?

Maybe Joe suggested it would be a good idea to live on separate floors for awhile.  You know, for health reasons.  ?

[smittykins]

Someone on reddit called her “Gwen Shambalamadingdong.” 

[thoughtful]

2 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Does Gwen ever style her hair without the sweeping bit over the forehead? I am wondering if it covers a facelift scar.

I have also noticed that, and thought it was hiding something she didn't want us to see. Early versions of the straight hairstyle, and most of the curly ones that preceded it, did show the right side of her forehead. But I don't think we've seen it in a while (I could be wrong, though - couldn't bear to look at too many recent pictures of Gwen!).

[AmazonGrace]

Today we learn that Gwen knows absolutely nothing about nature. This could be the dumbest thing she's ever said:

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Here is what we need to know…all of creation obeys Him, and they are well taken care of and free from worry, strife, and needs.

You all are now dumber for having read that. (You can thank me later.)

Okay, granted, it might be that many animals don't  have the cognitive capacity to "worry" but there is definitely a lot of fear and strife, fighting...  and every living creature has needs. Whether all creatures are well taken care of... Sure, if you define  starvation, loss of habitat, injuries,  or getting  eaten as being  "well taken care of".   Koalas are several steps closer to extinction as a bunch of them just burned to death. But Gwen has seen some posters of all nature living in peace and harmony so that's how things are.

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Uh, yeah, Gwen has seen a happy puppy so all puppies must be happy. But abused dogs can be nothing like this.

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the puppy dogs adore the master so much and are so excited and happy that they always look like they are smiling or almost laughing.

Gwen adores her grandkids just as most other Grandmas  do, but it must be because she's God's super duper favorite saint.

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My life was not blessed like this before I found God’s laws of cause and effect of truly obeying the Lord, found in Deuteronomy 28. Please take some time to read this passage today.

Okay, well, let's do that.  I think I have quoted this passage before but it is worth rereading.
 

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Deuteronomy 28 New International Version (NIV)

Blessings for Obedience

28 If you fully obey the Lord your God and carefully follow all his commands I give you today, the Lord your God will set you high above all the nations on earth. 2 All these blessings will come on you and accompany you if you obey the Lord your God:

3 You will be blessed in the city and blessed in the country.

4 The fruit of your womb will be blessed, and the crops of your land and the young of your livestock—the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks.

5 Your basket and your kneading trough will be blessed.

6 You will be blessed when you come in and blessed when you go out.

7 The Lord will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you. They will come at you from one direction but flee from you in seven.

8 The Lord will send a blessing on your barns and on everything you put your hand to. The Lord your God will bless you in the land he is giving you.

9 The Lord will establish you as his holy people, as he promised you on oath, if you keep the commands of the Lord your God and walk in obedience to him. 10 Then all the peoples on earth will see that you are called by the name of the Lord, and they will fear you. 11 The Lord will grant you abundant prosperity—in the fruit of your womb, the young of your livestock and the crops of your ground—in the land he swore to your ancestors to give you.

12 The Lord will open the heavens, the storehouse of his bounty, to send rain on your land in season and to bless all the work of your hands. You will lend to many nations but will borrow from none. 13 The Lord will make you the head, not the tail. If you pay attention to the commands of the Lord your God that I give you this day and carefully follow them, you will always be at the top, never at the bottom. 14 Do not turn aside from any of the commands I give you today, to the right or to the left, following other gods and serving them.

Curses for Disobedience

15 However, if you do not obey the Lord your God and do not carefully follow all his commands and decrees I am giving you today, all these curses will come on you and overtake you:

16 You will be cursed in the city and cursed in the country.

17 Your basket and your kneading trough will be cursed.

18 The fruit of your womb will be cursed, and the crops of your land, and the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks.

19 You will be cursed when you come in and cursed when you go out.

20 The Lord will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of the evil you have done in forsaking him.[a] 21 The Lord will plague you with diseases until he has destroyed you from the land you are entering to possess. 22 The Lord will strike you with wasting disease, with fever and inflammation, with scorching heat and drought, with blight and mildew, which will plague you until you perish. 23 The sky over your head will be bronze, the ground beneath you iron. 24 The Lord will turn the rain of your country into dust and powder; it will come down from the skies until you are destroyed.

25 The Lord will cause you to be defeated before your enemies. You will come at them from one direction but flee from them in seven, and you will become a thing of horror to all the kingdoms on earth. 26 Your carcasses will be food for all the birds and the wild animals, and there will be no one to frighten them away. 27 The Lord will afflict you with the boils of Egypt and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured. 28 The Lord will afflict you with madness, blindness and confusion of mind. 29 At midday you will grope about like a blind person in the dark. You will be unsuccessful in everything you do; day after day you will be oppressed and robbed, with no one to rescue you.

30 You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. 31 Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. 32 Your sons and daughters will be given to another nation, and you will wear out your eyes watching for them day after day, powerless to lift a hand. 33 A people that you do not know will eat what your land and labor produce, and you will have nothing but cruel oppression all your days. 34 The sights you see will drive you mad. 35 The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head.

36 The Lord will drive you and the king you set over you to a nation unknown to you or your ancestors. There you will worship other gods, gods of wood and stone. 37 You will become a thing of horror, a byword and an object of ridicule among all the peoples where the Lord will drive you.

38 You will sow much seed in the field but you will harvest little, because locusts will devour it. 39 You will plant vineyards and cultivate them but you will not drink the wine or gather the grapes, because worms will eat them. 40 You will have olive trees throughout your country but you will not use the oil, because the olives will drop off. 41 You will have sons and daughters but you will not keep them, because they will go into captivity. 42 Swarms of locusts will take over all your trees and the crops of your land.

43 The foreigners who reside among you will rise above you higher and higher, but you will sink lower and lower. 44 They will lend to you, but you will not lend to them. They will be the head, but you will be the tail.

45 All these curses will come on you. They will pursue you and overtake you until you are destroyed, because you did not obey the Lord your God and observe the commands and decrees he gave you. 46 They will be a sign and a wonder to you and your descendants forever. 47 Because you did not serve the Lord your God joyfully and gladly in the time of prosperity, 48 therefore in hunger and thirst, in nakedness and dire poverty, you will serve the enemies the Lord sends against you. He will put an iron yoke on your neck until he has destroyed you.

49 The Lord will bring a nation against you from far away, from the ends of the earth, like an eagle swooping down, a nation whose language you will not understand, 50 a fierce-looking nation without respect for the old or pity for the young. 51 They will devour the young of your livestock and the crops of your land until you are destroyed. They will leave you no grain, new wine or olive oil, nor any calves of your herds or lambs of your flocks until you are ruined. 52 They will lay siege to all the cities throughout your land until the high fortified walls in which you trust fall down. They will besiege all the cities throughout the land the Lord your God is giving you.

53 Because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you. 54 Even the most gentle and sensitive man among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the wife he loves or his surviving children, 55 and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating. It will be all he has left because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of all your cities. 56 The most gentle and sensitive woman among you—so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot—will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter 57 the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For in her dire need she intends to eat them secretly because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of your cities.

58 If you do not carefully follow all the words of this law, which are written in this book, and do not revere this glorious and awesome name—the Lord your God— 59 the Lord will send fearful plagues on you and your descendants, harsh and prolonged disasters, and severe and lingering illnesses. 60 He will bring on you all the diseases of Egypt that you dreaded, and they will cling to you. 61 The Lord will also bring on you every kind of sickness and disaster not recorded in this Book of the Law, until you are destroyed. 62 You who were as numerous as the stars in the sky will be left but few in number, because you did not obey the Lord your God. 63 Just as it pleased the Lord to make you prosper and increase in number, so it will please him to ruin and destroy you. You will be uprooted from the land you are entering to possess.

64 Then the Lord will scatter you among all nations, from one end of the earth to the other. There you will worship other gods—gods of wood and stone, which neither you nor your ancestors have known. 65 Among those nations you will find no repose, no resting place for the sole of your foot. There the Lord will give you an anxious mind, eyes weary with longing, and a despairing heart. 66 You will live in constant suspense, filled with dread both night and day, never sure of your life. 67 In the morning you will say, “If only it were evening!” and in the evening, “If only it were morning!”—because of the terror that will fill your hearts and the sights that your eyes will see. 68 The Lord will send you back in ships to Egypt on a journey I said you should never make again. There you will offer yourselves for sale to your enemies as male and female slaves, but no one will buy you.

 

TLDR; If you obey Gwod and starve you will be happy. If you disobey Gwod and eat, you will be cursed, confused, rebuked, destroyed, defeated, fleeing, mad, blind, unsuccessful in everything you do, oppressed and robbed, plagued with wasting disease, fever and inflammation,  tumors, sores, boils and itches, bothered with curious weather phenomena, scorching heat and drought,  blight and mildew. You will be engaged to a rape victim, working in construction and farming, not eating beef, a victim of a donkey theft and missing your sheep. Your children will be captured and enslaved,  you will have tired eyes and loss of hand mobility.  God will force you to emigrate and worship weird things. You will become a tail, a thing of horror, a carcass that gets eaten by animals, a byword,  an object of ridicule, and an unsuccessful farmer. You will become a victim of racism, you will be hungry, thirsty, naked and in dire poverty until God and foreign nationals have  destroyed you.  You will become a cannibal. You will eat your own children. You will eat the afterbirth. You will suffer from every kind of sickness and disaster.  You will be uprooted, restless, anxious, weary, desperate, filled with dread and always unhappy with whatever time of day it is. You will offer yourself for sale as a slave but no one will buy you. 

 

In my book it would be a good thing if no one bought me as a slave. But YMMV.

 

 

She really really REALLY loves all these threats about  all the terrible things that will happen to you if you disobey Gwen.

Edited March 24, 2020 by AmazonGrace

[Marmion]

47 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

the puppy dogs adore the master so much and are so excited and happy that they always look like they are smiling or almost laughing

My dog has bitten me , especially when I have tried to prevent him from getting ahold of anything from the bone of some roadkill , to feline feces . So Gwen has obviously never had a Jack Russell Terrier .  

 

51 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

TLDR; If you obey Gwod and starve you will be happy. If you disobey Gwod and eat, you will be cursed, confused, rebuked, destroyed, defeated, fleeing, mad, blind, unsuccessful in everything you do, oppressed and robbed, plagued with wasting disease, fever and inflammation,  tumors, sores, boils and itches, bothered with curious weather phenomena, scorching heat and drought,  blight and mildew. You will be engaged to a rape victim, working in construction and farming, not eating beef, a victim of a donkey theft and missing your sheep. Your children will be captured and enslaved,  you will have tired eyes and loss of hand mobility.  God will force you to emigrate and worship weird things. You will become a tail, a thing of horror, a carcass that gets eaten by animals, a byword,  an object of ridicule, and an unsuccessful farmer. You will become a victim of racism, you will be hungry, thirsty, naked and in dire poverty until God and foreign nationals have  destroyed you.  You will become a cannibal. You will eat your own children. You will eat the afterbirth. You will suffer from every kind of sickness and disaster.  You will be uprooted, restless, anxious, weary, desperate, filled with dread and always unhappy with whatever time of day it is. You will offer yourself for sale as a slave but no one will buy you. 

 

In my book it would be a good thing if no one bought me as a slave. But YMMV.

 

 

She really really REALLY loves all these threats about  all the terrible things that will happen to you if you disobey Gwen

Within this context , this falls under emotional control .  Specifically as it relates to these points in the BITE model .  

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5.Instill fear, such as fear of:

a.Thinking independently

b.The outside world

c.Enemies

d.Losing one’s salvation

e.Leaving or being shunned by the group

f.Other’s disapproval   

8.Phobia indoctrination: inculcating irrational fears about leaving the group or questioning the leader’s authority

a.No happiness or fulfillment possible outside of the group

b.Terrible consequences if you leave: hell, demon possession, incurable diseases, accidents, suicide, insanity, 10,000 reincarnations, etc.

c.Shunning of those who leave; fear of being rejected by friends, peers, and family

d.Never a legitimate reason to leave; those who leave are weak, undisciplined, unspiritual, worldly, brainwashed by family or counselor, or seduced by money, sex, or rock and roll

e.Threats of harm to ex-member and family

https://www.openmindsfoundation.org/the-bite-model-of-influence/  

[Victorianroses]

On 3/21/2020 at 11:42 AM, Xan said:

The new "Life with Gwen and Joe" ("Overcoming Fears During This Time of Isolation")  is online and it's only Joe!  He says that there was a scheduling conflict and she had to be elsewhere.  Something kept Gwen away from the camera??

He wants us to pray for our leaders and to be mindful that there are truths and "non-truths" on the internet about the situation.  He mentions the stock market going down.  "There's a huge plunge in the numbers so we want to pray about that."  He does say that we need to put down all our barriers (racial, religious, etc.) and unite as a country.  Yeah.  I agree with you, Joe.  "I think that's what Satan wants for America.  He wants us to fall."  Nope.  Lost me there, Joe. 

Joe loves being on camera.  I wonder if this is how he sees himself -- as the leader of the church if Gwen drops away.

Joe reads a passage from the book of Matthew from his phone.  (Gwen must have the iPad they usually use.)  He says to be aware that sometimes the news is overblown.  He notes that the Bible says there will be wars and rumors of wars so "...certainly if there are rumors of wars and things like that, there can be rumors of pretty much anything else that's going on in the secular world so don't be deceived."

He was pretty subdued.  His hair is getting longer and there's the obvious curl in the back.  I don't know what will happen in this time of crisis when he can't get his hair dye.  The final shot is just of Joe and the cat.

 

So, the latest "Life with Gwen and Joe" is Joe alone once again.  Hmm.  I have to say, I find him MUCH more likeable minus Gwen.  And not only more likeable, but more intelligent.  No silly chatter with BoneBag, and no twirling at the end.  Of course, these are frightening times, so even Gwen knows to hold back on the twirling.   And, as an added bonus absolutely NO talk of dieting and 'the growl'.  I have come to despise that term. 

[AmazonGrace]

A picture from the You Can Overcomb show:

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Today's text is here: https://www.freejinger.org/topic/32153-gwen-shamblin-6-billy-madison-is-smarter-than-gwen-shamblin/?do=findComment&comment=1734544

Jesus said, don't be afraid. In other words, do not be afraid. Jesus knows exactly how many hairs I've got, and in my opinion, that is the scariest thing about Jesus.

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Why do you think blessings and curses due to our own behavior are strange? You respond the same way as the Heavenly Father. You are closer to the children who obey you and distant from the rebellious.

Nope. I've never ever wished my disobedient children to be cursed, confused, rebuked, destroyed, defeated, fleeing, mad, blind, unsuccessful in everything they do, oppressed and robbed, plagued with wasting disease, fever and inflammation,  tumors, sores, boils and itches, bothered with curious weather phenomena, scorching heat and drought,  blight and mildew, victims of farm animal theft,  captured and enslaved, things of horror, carcasses, objects of ridicule, cannibals,  suffering from every kind of sickness and disaster,  uprooted, restless, anxious, weary, desperate, filled with dread and always unhappy with whatever time of day it is, etc.

I have no objection to them working in construction and farming, one of them does not eat  beef, and if they get engaged to rape victims I hope it's true love.

[CTRLZero]

28 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

A picture from the You Can Overcomb show:

I wonder if the one arm in the air is to counterbalance her hairdo so she doesn't tip over? 

[NarcissismKills]

5 hours ago, Victorianroses said:

So, the latest "Life with Gwen and Joe" is Joe alone once again.  Hmm.  I have to say, I find him MUCH more likeable minus Gwen.  And not only more likeable, but more intelligent.  No silly chatter with BoneBag, and no twirling at the end.  Of course, these are frightening times, so even Gwen knows to hold back on the twirling.   And, as an added bonus absolutely NO talk of dieting and 'the growl'.  I have come to despise that term. 

Do you have a link to this show?