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1 hour ago, Xan said:

I don't understand.  He's against plucking or trimming eyebrows but it's okay to keep his beard trimmed and shaped?  I seriously doubt that an untrimmed beard would make him unable to talk or eat.  And it's okay to cut his hair?  (Although it may be in a long ponytail down his back.  From this angle, I can't tell.)

Here's what I found .  It might seem to be rather technical , and arbitrary , to some people though , but that's shariah for you , I suppose .   { https://islamqa.info/en/answers/9037/what-is-the-hair-that-it-is-permissible-to-remove-and-the-hair-that-it-is-not-permissible-to-remove ,  https://islamqa.info/en/answers/13744/women-cutting-their-hair-and-removing-facial-hair ,  https://azislam.com/rules-of-shaving-in-islam  ,  https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/542/what-does-islam-say-about-hairstyles  }   

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Today in Intentionally Misunderstood Bible Verses, Drama Edition:

 

Pharisees: You should wash your  dishes and clean your hands before you eat.

Jesus: Nah, it's not a sin to have bad hygiene.

Gwod: Jesus said that junk food is healthy, so there. 

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Worry about the Heart

June 02, 2020

by Gwen Shamblin Lara

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God does not want us to worry about the food’s content:

Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen to me, everyone, and understand this. Nothing outside a man can make him ‘unclean’ by going into him. Rather, it is what comes out of a man that makes him ‘unclean.’” After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a man from the outside can make him ‘unclean’? For it doesn’t go into his heart but into his stomach, and then out of his body.” In saying this, Jesus declared all foods “clean.” He went on: “What comes out of a man is what makes him ‘unclean.’ For from within, out of men’s hearts, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and make a man ‘unclean.’” Mark 7:14-23

So Jesus taught us that it is not the food that defiles us, but rather the attitudes and thoughts that we have in our hearts and in our minds that will corrupt and destroy us. It is the greed in our hearts that leads to overeating and overdrinking. Greed is idolatry, it says in Ephesians 5:3-5:

But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a man is an idolater— has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.

 

I have had a bad food poisoning so pretty sure Jesus was wrong and the Pharisees were right. Wash your hands. And your cups.  We live in a pandemic. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark 7&version=NIV

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Gwen runs out of fingers and toes again.

There is a world wide pandemic and her country is rioting but Gwen licked a chip and it's her best summer ever.

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Starvation makes multi tasking impossible. If your name is Gwen Shamblin you can't both think about being  a good person,and eat healthy or take care of your environment at the same time. 

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Drink wine.

The one time that Gwen cares about science is when it says alcohol is healthy.

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She Who Thinks She's A Saint says it's wrong to think you're a saint.

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You can't both think about being a good person and read the ingredients of your meal. 

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Gwen in her massive house surrounded by huge closets full of clothing clearly doesn't view that at hoarding. 

What news is Gwen watching that evil is only on the other side of the world? 

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Diet Coke fountain and fresh grown Fritos are moving over here:

 

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