Son of Hephzibah House founder speaks out on Dr. Phil

[Destiny]

I was thinking a pitcher of fuzzy navels and another of French martinis.  Who’s working the bar?

That’s not my area of expertise. We need to invite someone with that skill. I’m a terrible bartender. Any volunteers?

[Granwych]

15 minutes ago, Destiny said:

Can I add my beloved TV husband John Oliver?

He does it for me on the cute nerdy and then that sexy sexy brain.

Ok, John Oliver in the" Snappy Suits" chapter.  I just love his weekly recaps.

Jason Momoa in the "clothing optional" section.

  Please feel free to nominate as many entries as you like.   I'm wondering if any of our fabulous fundie fellows might sneak in!

[Giraffe]

4 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

I was thinking a pitcher of fuzzy navels and another of French martinis.  Who’s working the bar?

I’d be a SEVERELY terrible bartender, but I’ll gladly play the role of taste tester if anyone needs. 

[HerNameIsBuffy]

1 minute ago, Granwych said:

I'm wondering if any of our fabulous fundie fellows might sneak in!

If any of you nominate Jim Bob for hotness I’ll ban you myself!!

the good admins will undo it but I’ll take the stand on principle.

 

[Curious]

37 minutes ago, Shaquillle Oatmeal said:

My friend is obsessed with Momoa. Bought an aquaman cut out for her from a local retailer. It's now attached to her ceiling.

Jason Momoa is pure sex!  Have you all seen the super bowl video?   They play it once in a while here still and it cracks me up every time:
 

 

38 minutes ago, Coconut Flan said:

We're going to have to rip it up and replace it.  I'll put in the order on Monday.

This is why I've been saying we need to switch to vinyl or laminate!

[Destiny]

This is why I've been saying we need to switch to vinyl or laminate!

But then our toes get cold in the winter! Can’t we just increase the cleaning budget?

[ignorantobserver]

John Shrader ? Not really sexy, but oh so punchable a face.

[Jasmar]

In the “if we could resurrect the departed,” I nominate Alan Rickman. He was sooo much hotter than that fool Marianne wanted. 

Funny story: I was in a hotel room with my son last fall, on a college visit. We were watching a Harry Potter movie for the first time. I kept getting this ooky, slightly uncomfortable feeling about myself for finding Snape super sexy.

When I looked up the actor, it all made sense! ?

Edited June 6, 2020 by Jasmar
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[Destiny]

In the “if we could resurrect the departed,” I nominate Alan Rickman. He was sooo much hotter than that fool Marianne wanted. 
Funny story: I was in a hotel room with my son last fall, on a college visit. We were watching a Harry Potter movie for the first time. I kept getting this ooky, slightly uncomfortable feeling about myself for finding Snape super sexy.
When I looked up the actor, it all made sense! [emoji23]

St. Alan is still a patron saint of FJ, may Rufus bless him.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

5 minutes ago, ignorantobserver said:

John Shrader ? Not really sexy, but oh so punchable a face.

What did I just read?! 

[ignorantobserver]

1 minute ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

What did I just read?! 

Don't judge me ! As long as it's sane, safe, consensual...

[HerNameIsBuffy]

1 minute ago, ignorantobserver said:

Don't judge me ! As long as it's sane, safe, consensual...

Oh sweetie, there ain’t nothing sane about sex with John Shrader!  

[anjulibai]

Oooo, oooo, can I add my current obsession? Joe Dempsie. He's just so pretty!

Spoiler

 

[ignorantobserver]

1 minute ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

Oh sweetie, there ain’t nothing sane about sex with John Shrader!  

Trust me, I absolutely wasn't talking about sex...

[Naga Viper]

Rickman was hot, but my biggest Potter crush will always be Jason Isaacs. He can Slythern anytime.

I haven't been doing my nails since I started working from home in recent years, which I guess is ironic since I could paint them ten different colors now if I wanted. Either one of you needs to help salvage the poor banged-up things or I'll have to take that cinematography position with Tim Rodrigues.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

2 minutes ago, ignorantobserver said:

Trust me, I absolutely wasn't talking about sex...

Whew.  So no intervention needed  

[Curious]

18 minutes ago, Destiny said:

But then our toes get cold in the winter! Can’t we just increase the cleaning budget?

heated floors...duh.  My tootsies are perma cold

[ignorantobserver]

1 minute ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

Whew.  So no intervention needed  

Nope, no worries. But, a pinata with his face would be fun.

Edited June 6, 2020 by ignorantobserver

[formergothardite]

15 minutes ago, ignorantobserver said:

John Shrader ? Not really sexy, but oh so punchable a face.

 He goes in an entirely different FJ book. 

[byzant]

36 minutes ago, Destiny said:

Dude! I have a solution! I discovered quick dry drops during quarantine. My nails are do dishes dry in 10 min. OPI and Zoya both have one.

i used to get my nails done but spent time and money to figure out how to do my own in quarantine. 

Oh my gosh;  have just purchased both on amazon and will report back. Thank you so much. I'm weirdly optimistic I'll be able to have nice nails for once !?

Edited June 6, 2020 by byzant

[formergothardite]

19 minutes ago, Destiny said:

But then our toes get cold in the winter! Can’t we just increase the cleaning budget?

I'm sure there will be money in the budget for fuzzy socks. 

[Destiny]

heated floors...duh.  My tootsies are perma cold

If I can have heated, I’m okay with laminate.

Oh my gosh;  have just purchased both on amazon and will report back. Thank you so much. I'm weirdly optimistic I'll be able to have nice nails for once ![emoji3059]

I don’t have patience at all for waiting to dry. That’s part of the reason I used to pay for gel. The drops were game changing for me.

[byzant]

31 minutes ago, Destiny said:

That’s not my area of expertise. We need to invite someone with that skill. I’m a terrible bartender. Any volunteers?

I make a great negroni

[Destiny]

Pay the money for a good base and topcoat. Those seem to be key for your polish lasting.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

2 minutes ago, formergothardite said:

I'm sure there will be money in the budget for fuzzy socks. 

IKR?  We should be running this fictional budget the way those two want to splash imaginary money out on make believe carpet and pretend heated floors.  

2 minutes ago, byzant said:

I make a great negroni

You’re hired.