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If someone is interested Lawson posted today an instagram story (it will get deleted in 24h) in a plane with Nathan, Trace and a mystery blonde that probably is Nathans GF. Maybe we have an announcement soon.

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Looking at Esther Keyes’ Instagram Story, she seems to be at the same pool as Trace and the other Bateses were at yesterday. Evidence piece #23 of Esther being Nathan’s girlfriend. The whole “secret courtship” thing was cute back in May but it’s tiring now. They may as well come out with it. DuggarData on Tumblr has predicted a December 18th engagement for these two, so not much longer of a wait. 

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8 hours ago, fundiebabez said:

Looking at Esther Keyes’ Instagram Story, she seems to be at the same pool as Trace and the other Bateses were at yesterday. Evidence piece #23 of Esther being Nathan’s girlfriend. The whole “secret courtship” thing was cute back in May but it’s tiring now. They may as well come out with it. DuggarData on Tumblr has predicted a December 18th engagement for these two, so not much longer of a wait. 

 

Yeah, mystery blonde is no longer a mystery, both Trace and Lawson posted instagram stories today at the Thanksgiving celebration where you could clearly see Esther Keyes siting at the table next to Nathan.

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On 11/27/2020 at 1:48 PM, BeccaGrim said:

Mrs. Esther Bates on the way soon....

so what shall we call Trace/Esther?  Tresther?  Tracer? Tazer?

 

Also, Lawson is a Constable in Anderson County, TN.  Trace is probably a Reserve Deputy. Anderson County is currently recruiting more Reserve Deputies (a volunteer position) here: http://www.tnacso.net/

 

[sources of information about Lawson's position: https://www.oakridger.com/news/20180806/voters-write-in-candidates-for-mayor-circuit-court-clerk-raceshttps://www.mycouriernews.com/articles/2018/07/1196/early-voting-begins-friday-july-13http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GM6y9qljrNIJ:www.securehostserver.info/acelect/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/ACopy-of-Anderson-County-Officials-2020-1.pdf+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us]

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I don't understand why they just won't become REAL deputies. It's a very reputable job and they seem to really like wearing badges and guns.

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1 hour ago, HereticHick said:

so what shall we call Trace/Esther?  Tresther?  Tracer? Tazer?

 

Also, Lawson is a Constable in Anderson County, TN.  Trace is probably a Reserve Deputy. Anderson County is currently recruiting more Reserve Deputies (a volunteer position) here: http://www.tnacso.net/

 

[sources of information about Lawson's position: https://www.oakridger.com/news/20180806/voters-write-in-candidates-for-mayor-circuit-court-clerk-raceshttps://www.mycouriernews.com/articles/2018/07/1196/early-voting-begins-friday-july-13http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GM6y9qljrNIJ:www.securehostserver.info/acelect/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/ACopy-of-Anderson-County-Officials-2020-1.pdf+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us]

Thanks for the info about their positions, i had been wondering for a while.

By the way it is Nathan and Esther, not Trace and Esther. 

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1 hour ago, Tangy Bee said:

I don't understand why they just won't become REAL deputies. It's a very reputable job and they seem to really like wearing badges and guns.

Trace appears to be considering it. There is a backlog of men and women wanting to become deputies, police, etc. who need the state POST certification and/or academy. Anderson county is currently hiring reserve deputies to work some of the more menial jobs (security detail, courts, etc.). The academy has opened back up but each jurisdiction can only send so many to training at a time. 

Lawson won't become one. He'd fail in an instant. He just likes to pretend. 

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2 hours ago, llucie said:

Thanks for the info about their positions, i had been wondering for a while.

By the way it is Nathan and Esther, not Trace and Esther. 

Nester?

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So whose man does Lawson want to take?  ?  Is he completely oblivious to how that can be interpreted?

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7 hours ago, Italiangirl said:

Has anyone seen the new video of Lawson on tik too? Is so over that I can't even describe it. Just this ?

I will post a link to Tumblr where I saw it https://keepingupwithfundies.tumblr.com/post/637044845087719424/i-know-you-dont-like-it-when-people-submit-things

 

I know the Bates love a good grift: I will literally pay Lawson to please, please stop. 

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On 12/9/2020 at 7:40 PM, Italiangirl said:

Has anyone seen the new video of Lawson on tik too? Is so over that I can't even describe it. Just this ?

I will post a link to Tumblr where I saw it https://keepingupwithfundies.tumblr.com/post/637044845087719424/i-know-you-dont-like-it-when-people-submit-things

 

Soooo much cringe and second hand embarrassment on watching that 

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Just wow. Whenever I think he can't possibly get any worse or act any more embarassing he comes around with something like this.

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On 12/11/2020 at 10:07 PM, AussieKrissy said:

Can some one please recap? 

I can’t, because that would mean I’d have to watch it again, and if I cringe any deeper I fear a hernia. 

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1 hour ago, bal maiden said:

I can’t, because that would mean I’d have to watch it again, and if I cringe any deeper I fear a hernia. 

Fair enough, I would not want you to risk your health. PS I may have to steal your hernia tagline it gave me a chuckle. 

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On 12/11/2020 at 5:07 PM, AussieKrissy said:

Can some one please recap? 

It's a stupid tiktok where Lawson is dressed up in his policeman costume. There's a song in the background where the lyrics are like, "I could take your man if I want to/Lucky for you, I don't want to" and the caption is, "When she talking smack, but the boyfriend got warrants [laughing emoji]." 

A slightly more thorough explanation taken from filthyfundie.tumblr.com: "So … the joke here is that Lawson, in his capacity as a person playing officer, is dealing with a woman 'talkin smack' to him. However the woman’s boyfriend has warrants out for his arrest so Lawson could arrest the boyfriend out of retaliation / pretend job responsibility.. but per the song lyrics he doesn’t want to so he won’t…Ha ha ha."

Lawson doesn't realize that, just based on the lyrics, it sounds like he's saying he could get a guy to leave his girlfriend for him if he wanted to, but luckily he doesn't want to which like. Is interesting for a fundie, to put it mildly lol.

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Lyrics excerpt below. Does Lawson have any idea what any of this means? Is he in on the joke and getting away with some fundie rebellion? I’m going to guess he’s just pompous and clueless. Even so, I’m surprised he’s able to get away with a song in this musical genre as a fundie. 

Why you coming at me with an attitude? (Huh?)
Slapping on my ego, now I'm mad at you (Shoo)
Now I gotta do what I gotta do (Hmm)
Kinda sad, don't even like the dude

Not Mickey D's, but he's lovin' it (Lovin' it)
Tall glass of water, gotta take a sip (Take a sip)
Call him Arby's 'cause he has the meat (The meat)
Pipe down, girl, better take a seat (A seat)

Life's a game and you're taking L's
Your man don't even like the way your coochie smells (Uh)

Hold on, my phone's ringing
It's your man

I can take your mans if I want to
But lucky for you, I don't want to (I think I want to)

I took your man, haha, hahaha
He's mine
He ain't yours

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If Lawson likes dancing around in his police costume, maybe he could hire himself out for bachelorette parties.

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22 minutes ago, HereticHick said:

If Lawson likes dancing around in his police costume, maybe he could hire himself out for bachelorette parties.

Or as part of a Village People tribute band.

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