Pat Robertson threatens god will send a plague of leprosy to America

[fraurosena]

Apparently God has spoken with Pat Robertson about his plan to send a plague of leprosy to America, because abortions.

 

[Destiny]

Should someone tell him that leprosy has a cure? I feel like someone should.

[Terrie]

99% of people are naturally immune to leprosy, and as @Destiny noted, there's a cure these days.

Honestly, I thought Robertson was dead.

[Walking Cat Bed]

Does he think his nightmares of his dick falling off are prophetic, rather than based in his own neuroses?

[Destiny]

He’s still alive and spewing venom. Fortunately he’s less and less relevant as time goes on.

[Giraffe]

I’m wasting this space to post the only response I have:

??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️

[Alisamer]

13 minutes ago, Terrie said:

Honestly, I thought Robertson was dead.

That's just his brain you were thinking of, apparently.

[RosyDaisy]

He is like a combination of Methuselah and Lazarus. He's an old fart that keeps coming back to spew crazy shit.

[PumaLover]

1 hour ago, fraurosena said:

Apparently God has spoken with Pat Robertson about his plan to send a plague of leprosy to America, because abortions.

We already have Trump–haven't we been punished enough?

Also, I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure other countries have legal abortion, too.

[AmazonGrace]

1 hour ago, PumaLover said:

 

Also, I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure other countries have legal abortion, too.

There's no point sending them leprosy since they have healthcare.

[Tangy Bee]

Pat comes up with the craziest cramp, the older he gets. No end to the 700 club in sight.

[dripcurl]

K, Pat - are people who advocated divorcing spouses due to Alzheimers and to AVOID adoption from foreign countries in case they turn out “weird”? included in that category? If so, then you need to start fundraising for your voyage to the forbidden island. Geez. THE HYPOCRISY ?

Edited September 9, 2019 by dripcurl
got his shit mixed up with Beth Moore’s shit

[PennySycamore]

3 hours ago, PumaLover said:

We already have Trump–haven't we been punished enough?

Also, I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure other countries have legal abortion, too.

Not only that but in China due to the One Child policy, there were forced abortions.  If God is so angry about abortion, why not punish China with all Chinese contracting leprosy?  Is that because their children are not white?  (OK, my Chinese granddaughter is "white" but she has albinism.)

[FloraKitty35]

5 hours ago, Terrie said:

Honestly, I thought Robertson was dead.

Me too.  Damn, for a man who denies evolution he looks a chimpanzee with pancake makeup troweled on. 

Edited September 10, 2019 by FloraKitty35

[Beermeet]

5 hours ago, Destiny said:

Should someone tell him that leprosy has a cure? I feel like someone should.

Nah.  Just let him go on believing that.  Bless his cold dead heart.  Helps the cause of evangelicals are nuts and need to go away.  No offense to actual nuts.  At least they are packed with lean protein and are quite filling.......?

[formergothardite]

26 minutes ago, FloraKitty35 said:

Me too.  Damn, for a man who denies evolution he looks a chimpanzee with pancake makeup troweled on. 

I was pretty sure he was dead too! Apparently we were living in some shared delusion where we remember his death. 

[Black Aliss]

6 hours ago, Terrie said:

Honestly, I thought Robertson was dead.

He's too mean to die.

[47of74]

How can a plague of leporsy be any worse than the plague inflicted on this country by that fuck? Or the ones inflicted by his hero fuck face?

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

I thought Pat Robertson was dead too!  Now I’m all bummed out.  

[Loveday]

10 minutes ago, Don'tlikekoolaid said:

I thought Pat Robertson was dead too!  Now I’m all bummed out.  

Well, he did fall off a horse a year or two ago. Didn't do anything but addle his brains even further, though. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

Old Pat is almost 90 and did have a stroke last year so it’s not surprising people thought he was dead. 

[feministxtian]

ooooohhhhh, I'm shaking in my flip flops

[pook]

I will be honest, I skimmed through this thread.  Why is this loon not dead yet?  He is like Weekend at Bernies fundamentalist style.

[danvillebelle]

12 hours ago, Terrie said:

Honestly, I thought Robertson was dead.

From your lips to God's ears.

[smittykins]

9 hours ago, pook said:

I will be honest, I skimmed through this thread.  Why is this loon not dead yet?  He is like Weekend at Bernies fundamentalist style.

He and Ernest Angley both.