Oh Google/YouTube/etc

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What the hell was I watching that Google thought I would want to watch this next?  

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YouTube had this ad when I went into the app a couple minutes ago 

 

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Google guessed wrong when I typed Dubuque to Rochester.

You would think Google would know I was more likely talking bout Rochester, Minnesota.  God knows they know everything else about me already.

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And Google suggested this to me this evening featuring the number one single from the band The Limp Dicks...

 

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Just found the Hitler finds out, Alec Guinness version

 

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Asking google about nair produces the following suggested questions. 

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And now the Sir Anthony Hopkins version of Hitler Finds Out...

 

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I dunno...telling someone to stick something in their donkey would be still be cathartic

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A walking carpet with teeth 

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The third episode of HBO Max's Peacemaker, "Better Goff Dead," inspired a horrifying Google search trend surrounding a "little-known" Star Wars fact shared by John Cena's title anti-hero.

In Episode 3, Christopher Smith/Peacemaker and Adrian Chase/Vigilante (Freddie Stroma) are captured by Judomaster (Nhut Le) and the butterflies. Chris taunts Judomaster with insults regarding his small stature, saying, "I wanna take you home, play with you with my G.I. Joes. Just don't f--- Chewbacca. Here's a little-known fact, Wookies have teeth on their asshole. That's canon." While this is not, in fact, canon, the line of dialogue led fans of the show to Google "do wookies have teeth on their buttholes" so much that it became a top search trend, as seen in a screenshot shared by series creator James Gunn.

 

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Then today looking up chain mail produced this.

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I don’t know why YouTube thinks I need this right now.