Bro Gary Hawkins 11: Bro likes his food

[thoughtful]

2 hours ago, Dandruff said:

That's what it means this time...

It would be a great euphemism for needing to pee: "Gotta go take a mission."

But Gary probably just says he's going to drain the gravy out of his ween.

 

[AmazonGrace]

Gary wants to get it up:

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Ok folks getting ready to put the ⛺ up. Pray we can get up it up with no problem. And that souls will be Saved. If anyone in Pine Bluff can help come on out 11 am. Maranatha Baptist Church

Edited October 14, 2019 by AmazonGrace
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[Dandruff]

Is the tent new?  I'm guessing it's not, and if it is he could read the directions...oh wait.

[Lillymuffin]

20 hours ago, thoughtful said:

But Gary probably just says he's going to drain the gravy out of his ween.

 

That was a visual I did not need whilst eating lunch. 

[wallysmommy]

Oh, my!  I was in the path of the Hawkins Family!  I passed through Pine Bluff on Thursday and Friday going to North Arkansas.  If I had known I was in close proximity to them I might have made a small detour.  If I had a live sighting it would be like going on grifter photo safari.

[TheWayTheWorldWorks]

Playing euchre the other week, a player said "it down" and I about died (mayhaps there was some married iguanas in my system). I had to explain "it bible" and now she says it randomly when we play... 

[keepercjr]

Gary Keeps tagging himself at "Mariantha Baptist Church".  The church is "Maranatha"  LOL!  Enough people have misspelled it (140 check ins!) that Facebook automatically created a page for it. 

Incidentally I checked out Michelle's facebook page yesterday.  She teaches at the Church run school.  I can't remember if Gary has been negative about Church school in addition to public school. Michelle is like the exact opposite of Gary.  Into fashion and looking nice (she models modest clothing lol). 

[PumaLover]

24 minutes ago, keepercjr said:

Enough people have misspelled it (140 check ins!) that Facebook automatically created a page for it. 

OK that made me laugh!! 

[PumaLover]

OK folks, I got on here to try and recap the latest video but I'm instead intrigued by Pastor Nathan R. Rager. He seems to have a lot to say to Bro, seems to agree with him, but is much more eloquent and grammatically correct. It's the middle of the night but I might research into him a little more tomorrow. For now, here's a little collage I made (including a typically badly-written Bro post).

[catlady]

19 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Gary wants to get it up:

Ok, I volunteer for this one!!

[AmazonGrace]

Plant your tulips now to spell this next spring because age is just a number:

It never gets to old to tell to old to hear to old to sing.

 

God is lost, go get him:
 

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[thoughtful]

3 hours ago, catlady said:

Ok, I volunteer for this one!!

I trust you mean the cross-stitching! 

[catlady]

2 hours ago, thoughtful said:

I trust you mean the cross-stitching! 

Rufus Bless, that never even crossed my mind, and now I can’t I think it!!!!! 

[Dana723]

7 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Plant your tulips now to spell this next spring because age is just a number:

It never gets to old to tell to old to hear to old to sing.

 

God is lost, go get him:
 

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Who else cracked up at "go get the lost god!" Could have used a comma there...

[wallysmommy]

Poor Seymour -- he ain't watching good preachin' since he got saved under the tent.  

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[thoughtful]

Becky's been putting jalapenos in the weens again.

[thoughtful]

In his latest sermon babbling rant, Gary says 90% of the preachers he's worked with "work a job," as well as preaching, since they have families. He also says he's been in full-time ministry for almost seven years (or he's about to start his seventh year - he says both), but, before that, he always worked a job, since he was 16  years old.

He seems proud of his choice to stop working.

It's near the end, starting at about 1:04.

 

[AmazonGrace]

Unemployed for Jesus

[Blessings of the Corn]

I think I love the Bro. Gary threads the most. The number of times I burst out laughing is embarrassing.  Y'all have the best sense of humor!

Bless be the Weens.

[zeebaneighba]

15 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Unemployed for Jesus

And I think we have our next Bro Gary thread title.

[FeministShrew]

Anyone else think good ol' Seymour just pretended to "get saved" to get away & get his friend Tommy off his back? According to Bro Tommy: "Havent [sic] heard from him since he said he got saved. Hope he meant it!"
Run, Seymour, run! Change your number. Move if you have to.

Edited October 16, 2019 by FeministShrew

[thoughtful]

Wonder what it said before he fixed it.

I like to think that John's last name is pronounced with a long u.

[thoughtful]

Bro Gary reminisces about the truck that was such a piece of junk that someone he knew said they "fellowshipped around the alternator" every day.

He goes on to say how God had another vehicle ready for him when that one died. No, Gary, other people, who "work a job," keep giving you vehicles. Why, I will never know.

 

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[Ozlsn]

2 hours ago, thoughtful said:

someone he knew said they "fellowshipped around the alternator" every day.

OK I know what they're saying here but that still sounds like expression of a really bizarre fetish to me.

[AmazonGrace]

If you fail to experience sexual pleasure, don't blame the church.

Spoiler

Ok folks keep Praying for this Meeting. One ask JESUS to Save her. One got it settled. And many have had some help from the LORD. People are talking about it every where you go. Have had good attendant. But most of all the LORD has been there. 2 more Night's to come. If you don't come it's not the Church fault. They have Prayed passed our flyers. We are still expecting GOD to do more. Maranatha maybe the talk of Pine Bluff and White Hall. No doubt GOD want to work and is working. Come on out under the ⛺ at 7 Pm.
Bro Gary Hawkins

No doubt GOD want to work and is working. (Unlike Gary)