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JRod 99: 99 Problems, but a Jill ain’t one.

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OhNoNike
1 hour ago, MayMay1123 said:

who's going to tell her hemp=marijuana??? will this cause a break in her brain? will she continue to sell plexsucks, but refrain from selling evil weed hemp oil? this is much more interesting than her exploiting her children for attention

It won’t matter.  She voted for 45 who has had multiple marriages, children out of wedlock and affairs. To start. 

She’lll make exceptions for anything remotely contradictory. 

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harkasquirrel

My theory: Jill waiting until  July 1 because that's after Hosanna Plath's wedding (June 29). Nurie is a bridesmaid in that wedding. The Rods also paid a visit to the Plath family earlier this year, and the Plath's second son, 17-year-old Micah, is a beef farmer. 

Jill is hoping to have professional photographs of her family by the 1st so she can announce Nurie's courtship and/or Kaylee and Micah Plath's courtship. Or she's just tacky enough to take the photographer aside during the wedding and ask for maternity pictures.

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3 minutes ago, harkasquirrel said:

My theory: Jill waiting until  July 1 because that's after Hosanna Plath's wedding (June 29). Nurie is a bridesmaid in that wedding. The Rods also paid a visit to the Plath family earlier this year, and the Plath's second son, 17-year-old Micah, is a beef farmer. 

Jill is hoping to have professional photographs of her family by the 1st so she can announce Nurie's courtship and/or Kaylee and Micah Plath's courtship. Or she's just tacky enough to take the photographer aside during the wedding and ask for maternity pictures.

hmmm, i wonder when micah will turn 18. i also wonder how successful he is at only 17 years old.

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wallysmommy

Y'all!  A screen shot of what the pop up ad is on my FJ today.

 

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refugee
13 hours ago, Perrierwithlemon said:

Almost! Keeping your idea with "outshine," the best translation would be "praefulgeo ergo sum," which means "I am outstanding/I outshine, therefore I am." I believe "ut excellebat" means "as she/he/it was excelling." Google translate typically doesn't work well with Latin. 

I am procrastinating studying for my Latin final tomorrow by browsing on FJ. And what do I come across? LATIN! WhAt ArE tHe OdDs Of ThAt??? Okay, FJ, I get the hint now... *goes back to studying* 

This actually says "she/he/it may not outshine, therefore I am." But I see we had similar thoughts with using praefulgeo. If you want to add "all," just add omnes.

By the way, I'm all for our next Jill thread being named praefulgeo ergo sum! 😂

My brain insists on reading that as “pratfall ergo sum”.

Jill and her ilk might well read it as “prayerful ergo sum” (I am reminded of the obnoxious choir director who announced the name of the song “Dona nobis pacem” as meaning “God’s noble gift of peace” and refused to believe anyone who had studied Latin and tried to let her know the actual translation)

...back to your regular broadcasting...

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Alisamer
52 minutes ago, harkasquirrel said:

My theory: Jill waiting until  July 1 because that's after Hosanna Plath's wedding (June 29). Nurie is a bridesmaid in that wedding. The Rods also paid a visit to the Plath family earlier this year, and the Plath's second son, 17-year-old Micah, is a beef farmer. 

Jill is hoping to have professional photographs of her family by the 1st so she can announce Nurie's courtship and/or Kaylee and Micah Plath's courtship. Or she's just tacky enough to take the photographer aside during the wedding and ask for maternity pictures.

That's exactly what I think. If it's a Nurie courtship, and the boy attends the wedding, Jill will be behind the photographer begging them to take photos of them together for her to use to announce it. Same if it's Kaylee. If it's a baby, she'll try to get maternity photos out of it. Whatever the announcement actually is, she's latching on to an already happening event where they'll already be dressed up and a professional photographer will likely be there. Hopefully she manages not to disrupt the wedding with her shenanigans.

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Lurky

I know I've said this before in a previous thread, but please can we not name potential suitors/point people at social media of people who might be suitors, at least until they're announced publicly?  It's completely fine to do it privately, but any GYM who are insta or FB friends don't know what they're being dragged into, and in their circles, it's harmful to reputations to be linked to courtships etc that don't happen.  Plus if, eg a guy is getting to know another Godly Young Maiden, it could put a spanner in the works if the family google and find him linked to a Rod.

I've said this before, but I feel bad enough that Jill has made her kids into Fundy-public figures, so I'd hate to drag people into this circus through no fault of their own.  Jill is The Worst for teasing like this, but we don't need to play her game publicly.

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Gimme a Free RV

Lurky, you might contact the administrators of FJ and see if they will let you become one.

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HarryPotterFan
4 hours ago, Yogi said:

I still think it is a baby. How exactly does it work to plan a date to announce a courtship, and to tease about it in such a public fashion? She already (presumably) got blasted for this when she was dropping mega hints on Nurie's first failed courtship. Did she discuss this with the suitor's family? What if the courtship falls apart before the date? Why would the family of the suitor ever agree to something like this?

I think whatever her 'news' is has to do with Jill and only Jill and no one else.

I can’t imagine it being a baby because she announces the second she gets a positive pregnancy test. Wild speculation: Maybe she’ll announce she’s officially reached menopause and there will be no more blessings. She has an appointment July 1 to confirm. One can dream.

3 hours ago, MayMay1123 said:

who's going to tell her hemp=marijuana??? will this cause a break in her brain? will she continue to sell plexsucks, but refrain from selling evil weed hemp oil? this is much more interesting than her exploiting her children for attention

I can’t wait for her brain to break. Freaking out over how worldly and corrupted Plexus has become. Beansie is clearly the new Plexus CEO. 

2 hours ago, Mommit said:

I don't know who Wendy Range is, but she's spreading Gay Pride all over Jill's "Rainbow Ark" post on Facebook! Go Wendy!

I think I love her.

If Jill needs another reason to cry persecution, Patheos just published an article comparing her and David to the Turpins based on Reddit postings. https://www.patheos.com/blogs/nolongerquivering/2019/06/the-turpin-the-rodrigues-and-the-anderson-families-using-food-to-control-children/

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Lurky
1 minute ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Lurky, you might contact the administrators of FJ and see if they will let you become one.

I'm confused!  I might be reading your tone wrong, but it's not only admins who are allowed to talk about things like this - I just think it's important that we don't start off naming people who haven't put themselves out there until we know, especially as FJ is so big that anyone we mention here can get our conversations bumped right up to the top of their google rankings. 

And Jill is a totally unreliable narrator, so there's a really strong possibility that there's no courtship at all, and she's just trying to get attention for another Plexus pitch anyway.  It's fine if people disagree with me, and feel free to, but I'm still entitled to ask this kind of stuff without being an admin. 

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Gimme a Free RV

I think we're a generally friendly and mature bunch here and are cognizant of what we post.  Thanks for looking out for us, though.

I can't believe Jill's FB page still has Wendy's posts.  Jill must've SEVERELY slept in today.  Can't imagine why else she hasn't taken down those comments and/or the entire post.

 

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Closed Womb
7 hours ago, meee said:

Another thought: would Jill really let (and Kaylee) court before Nurie?

:isp.ani:

 

I think that Jill can twist any fact (or “fact”) to fit her narrative.  I think if Nurie is courting, she’ll be THRILLED.  Her little mini-me has caught the eye of a GYM, and why shouldn’t she?  Jill seems to think Nurie is perfection.  

Here’s where the bus comes in: I don’t think Jill is actually happily married.  I think she sees that her sisters who waited longer ended up with better men (better looking, better earning potential, more loving [recall how shocked Jill is that Kevin still loves Amy Foster, Quadriplegic], etc).  So, if someone is interested in (and Kaylee), I think Jill will console herself and Perfect Nurie by claiming God has someone BETTER, that waiting will bring a much superior GYM (yes, I think Jill realizes she could have done better than David.  Her bragging seems quite hollow). 

Whatever the situation, Nurie is getting the long end of the stick, in Jill’s narrative.   

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Ali

I agree with @Lurky about not mentioning anyone by name we might think is courting one of her children, especially minors. 

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allthegoodnamesrgone
5 hours ago, Alice in Fundieland said:

Oh, that’s right, I forgot. They don’t judge. 

Thank God I swallowed first. 

 

You can take that how every you want, because unlike Jill I really don't judge. :evil-laugh:

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griffin

If it isn't a courtship for anyone, then the only word I can think of for Jill making that an option is "cruel". How downright small and mean of her to tease that. One, two or all three of them are going to be embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for them! If it's a pregnancy (barf) then, like someone said before, why not have the options be something more random like Sopheeeea has stopped sucking her thumb? Or a NotNurie started her period. Those sound like Jill.  Her disregard for others' feelings is heartbreaking really. I almost feel gross knowing about it.

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Coconut Flan
40 minutes ago, Lurky said:

I'm confused!  I might be reading your tone wrong, but it's not only admins who are allowed to talk about things like this - I just think it's important that we don't start off naming people who haven't put themselves out there until we know, especially as FJ is so big that anyone we mention here can get our conversations bumped right up to the top of their google rankings. 

You're entitled to talk about it, but forum culture and rules discussion properly belongs in Community Discussion.  You could start a thread there, please.

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Closed Womb

I follow Jill snark a few different places.  I don’t think anyone on any platform/group has guessed Timmy is in a courtship, which makes sense given that he is moving.  Although, I guess his moving could means that he’s locking something down with a WA godly maiden before leaving (distance does not seem to mean much in this universe).  

I’d be shocked if it was Tim, but maybe that’s the best outcome?  Anyone here think it might be a Timmy courtship?    

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Lurky
17 minutes ago, Coconut Flan said:

You're entitled to talk about it, but forum culture and rules discussion properly belongs in Community Discussion.  You could start a thread there, please.

 

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Closed Womb

*Any snark platform.   I haven’t read any leghumper responses.  

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Crap, I thought this would merge with my earlier comment

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kmachete14

weirdly I think that it may be ALL of the options. if Jill was previously bragging about her abilities to set up courtships, this could be the fruition . . . 

I also think this because it is SO AWKWARD to put that someone is in a courtship as on option . . . when they are not . . . it's cruel too. Although Jill doesn't care about cruel or awkward. 

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JermajestyDuggar
4 hours ago, harkasquirrel said:

My theory: Jill waiting until  July 1 because that's after Hosanna Plath's wedding (June 29). Nurie is a bridesmaid in that wedding. The Rods also paid a visit to the Plath family earlier this year, and the Plath's second son, 17-year-old Micah, is a beef farmer. 

Jill is hoping to have professional photographs of her family by the 1st so she can announce Nurie's courtship and/or Kaylee and Micah Plath's courtship. Or she's just tacky enough to take the photographer aside during the wedding and ask for maternity pictures.

My guess is that Kim Plath wouldn’t allow her child to date a Rod. Someone said she can be snobby and I believe it. 

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2 hours ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Lurky, you might contact the administrators of FJ and see if they will let you become one.

I don’t know if you know this but a key feature here is that FJ is self policing. Has been forever. That’s why there are not many rules.

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