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jillsdopplerofdoom

Not an image I want in my head.

It makes me want to throw up. Her parents, mother in law and siblings will probably see that. 

 

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JanasTattooParlor
2 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Nothing says “take me now” like Skittles on a paper plate. Seriously, I’m less weirded out by the Kama Sutra than I am the inclusion of weird snacks presented badly. 

So because I have nothing to do today, I looked at the Instagram she tagged about the games to see what kinda dating games they had. To my disgust, the Skittles are part of one of the activities and all I’m gonna say about it is hopefully they didn’t do the activity involving them in public :puke-front:

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ViolaSebastian
6 minutes ago, JanasTattooParlor said:

So because I have nothing to do today, I looked at the Instagram she tagged about the games to see what kinda dating games they had. To my disgust, the Skittles are part of one of the activities and all I’m gonna say about it is hopefully they didn’t do the activity involving them in public :puke-front:

NO. I am very accepting of many things, but I straight up draw the line at that. That is not sexy, that’s just....dear sweet baby Jesus, the IMAGE of them doing that is too much. Like, bang as much as you want, however you want, but I draw the line at THAT. 

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It’s spitting the Skittles into each others’ mouths, y’all. 

 

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ati_escapee

Gross. 🤢I just want to know which hotel they stayed in so that I never stay there. 😂

I work out of Branson so I stay there a lot. I didn't see them last weekend and I'm not sad about it. Then again, I don't think I've ever seen the two of them out and about. 

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nickelodeon
5 minutes ago, jillsdopplerofdoom said:

It makes me want to throw up. Her parents, mother in law and siblings will probably see that. 

 

I’ve taken the liberty of ghostwriting Jim Bob and Michelle’s response:

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God designed marriage to be a loving, dynamic relationship between a husband and wife for a lifetime. God loves marriage and it is supposed to be full of love, joy, fun and romance. Marriage is where romance belongs! Recently, Derick and Jill received some criticism for posting a picture of the Kama Sutra and some sexy Skittles. We are so grateful they waited to share their first Skittles until after marriage. We’ve been married 30 years and are still in love! We had fun trying to duplicate Derick and Jill’s happily married picture of the Kama Sutra and Skittles. We challenge all married couples to take a happily married picture and post it here!

 

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Just now, ViolaSebastian said:

NO. I am very accepting of many things, but I straight up draw the line at that. That is not sexy, that’s just....dear sweet baby Jesus, the IMAGE of them doing that is too much. Like, bang as much as you want, however you want, but I draw the line at THAT. 

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It’s spitting the Skittles into each others’ mouths, y’all. 

WHY? That's gross. I guess whatever you're into but.. ew.

 

Just now, nickelodeon said:

I’ve taken the liberty of ghostwriting Jim Bob and Michelle’s response:

 

All happily married couples ***UNLESS YOU ARE GAY. :)

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ViolaSebastian

Derick has a problem with gagging. A well-publicized gagging issue. No one with a gagging issue is 

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Going to spit food in my mouth. FFS, Jill, just stop being weird. Just stop it.

 

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kachuu

Anyone else came here because the thread was hot and immediately thought pregnancy?? 😂

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SillyDillys

I would rather listen to morgan freeman narrate a porn before I let my boyfriend's mother know we have sex

Excuse me I need to find brain bleach

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TheMustardCardigan

Most hilarious reason for a thread to be hot.

Jill, I know your cult says everything is magically modest when you’re married, but this is not modest. 

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14 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

NO. I am very accepting of many things, but I straight up draw the line at that. That is not sexy, that’s just....dear sweet baby Jesus, the IMAGE of them doing that is too much. Like, bang as much as you want, however you want, but I draw the line at THAT. 

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It’s spitting the Skittles into each others’ mouths, y’all. 

 

Oh, thank you baby Jesus! My mind went to a much worse place/body part while guessing. 

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Screamapillar

That is one wacky vacay highlight reel.

Sitting in empty restaurant! Posing with waitress! Restaurant view! Food! Stormy sky! Banjos! Same couple picture posted days before! Kama Sutra! Half eaten biscuit/open suitcase on floor/Fireplace! Selfie with Toy Story sign/Derick excited about cartoon chicken!

It's like when Facebook tries to make one of those videos for you and it's always a weirdly random collection of photos.

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Silas

I can not imagine sitting there and thinking to myself "gee, think I'm gonna post my weird skittles-sex-plate on IG where my entire family and inlaws can see". That's 50 Shades of Heck Nah. My family and my friends are probably more candid than most with each other but that's still a firm no. 

Was this taken before or after they utilized their skittles? I hate everything about this but I hate myself the most for typing that.

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Spanger

OK I rarely venture into Duggar threads unless they are HOT... but I ventured today, and WTactualF with that skittles business.

If I was watching a porn with the 2 hottest people I could possibly imagine in it, and they started playing Jill's Skittle game, I would fast forward through that part.  Or turn it off and throw it away.

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Sis Robto

The skittles are part of the "win it in a minute bedroom edition". And thongs and chopsticks an what have yous. 

Plus the kama sutra, wow, well good for them, but also bwegh.

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mollysmom
2 hours ago, IsmeWeatherwax said:

Cats also love the taste of ear wax, gods only knows why! One of my 3 will actually get into the bathroom  bin and hunt them out 🤢

Lol my dog likes earwax too! lol I love my little weirdo!

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Dandruff

Tacky and gross.  They must be desperate for any sort of attention.

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Longhairedheathen

Well...hmm that isn't a pregnancy. 

Kind of want to use my conception wheel to look that up kind of don't. 

It feels like something you see from teenage kids being edgy with the black and white twilight pictures.   

 

 

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1 hour ago, VBOY9977 said:

Ok so Jill posted pics from their anniversary getaway and....

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What the actual fuck is wrong with her?! Is she that ignorant? Seriously?! I am by no means uptight...you do you...but seriously, do you really need to post pictures like that for all the world to see? These are the same people who preach modesty. THIS IS NOT MODEST!!!! WTF?! 

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Glasgowghirl
1 minute ago, mango_fandango said:

Me: Oooh this thread's hot! Maybe Jill is expecting #3 or Derdick has said something stupid.

Me, opening thread: .... the fuck?

After what they got up to while away, we may see an announcement in a few weeks.

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Don'tlikekoolaid

My mind went to all kinds of places regarding the skittles.  How low do we think she can go, seriously.  What a dumbass!   Stupid stupid not modest woman.  Be doing porn for Jesus next.  Shove those candies up your butt Jill and then you can truly be a candied ass Christian.

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CoveredInBees

Good Grief.

I never ever thought I'd be praying for Jill to be more modest........

And yet, here we are. 

Is this what happens when the food/fashion influencer stuff bombs?

Are we heading for BDSM and gimp masks?

Stop it Jill, stop it right now!

 

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Don'tlikekoolaid
36 minutes ago, TheMustardCardigan said:

Most hilarious reason for a thread to be hot.

Jill, I know your cult says everything is magically modest when you’re married, but this is not modest. 

Cult? Drop the l and add a n.

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