Maxwell 31: InVESTing in Quality Bible Bindings

[samurai_sarah]

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Credit for title:  Elegant Mess 

Edited May 22, 2019 by Coconut Flan
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[JermajestyDuggar]

I like the most recent post. It’s like porn for someone like me. I just wish they would have showed the full dumpster! I need my money shot! 

Can you tell I love throwing shit away?

[catlady]

 

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Only the Maxwells could make a post out of filling a dumpster.

Dear God, send these people a life.

       --IReallyAmHopewell

when i read this ^^ on the last thread, i hadn't seen the blog yet, and i actually thought, "WTF, a dumpster? Really?!?!"  i then expected to see some valid tips on filling it efficiently, but no such luck.

 

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Poor Sarah just dialed it in with that post.  No details whatsoever 

     ---SPHASH

two.  sentences.    since we know she has to have at least one 15-minute block on the schedule to do each of these things, Sarah either burned through the current one by daydreaming (shh, don't tell Stevie), or her computer crashed and this was all she could get in before her time was up.

 

 

Edited May 22, 2019 by catlady
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[IReallyAmHopewell]

2 hours ago, catlady said:

 

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Poor Sarah just dialed it in with that post.  No details whatsoever 

     ---SPHASH

two.  sentences.    since we know she has to have at least one 15-minute block on the schedule to do each of these things, Sarah either burned through the current one by daydreaming (shh, don't tell Stevie), or her computer crashed and this was all she could get in before her time was up.

 

Or, even Sarah couldn't find anything to say about a topic this boring. Perhaps at Bible Time tonight, she'll repent and ask for forgiveness for not detailing each crew's contribution or for forgetting to say how fun it was and how they all prefer family togetherness work projects to frivolous activities like solo bathtub grout cleaning. 

 

Edited May 22, 2019 by IReallyAmHopewell
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[Eternalbluepearl]

2 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I like the most recent post. It’s like porn for someone like me. I just wish they would have showed the full dumpster! I need my money shot! 

Can you tell I love throwing shit away?

Omg, Same! Thanks, Maxwells!

[freejugar]

There's clearly  stuff going on at max hell:

Anna  passed an exam

Jesse  went on a  trip

The post  heart attack  diet

But no, Sarah  doesn't  share any of  this because we're not worthy or something. You cant have a personal brand if you refuse to open up and share a bit of your private life. 

[Howl]

15 minutes ago, freejugar said:

The post  heart attack  diet

Did someone have one or are they getting ready, just in case?

[IReallyAmHopewell]

1 hour ago, Howl said:

The post  heart attack  diet

This is where they learn to use iceberg lettuce leaves for tortillas and use half the recommended burrito filling, right? Maybe they'll learn to make vegan cheese? Pretty damned liberal, but since it tastes like crap, that would probably make it ok.

[meee]

1 hour ago, Howl said:

Did someone have one or are they getting ready, just in case?

Steve had surgery for a blockage. I don't think it was a full-fledged heart attack but it sounded relatively serious.

[mango_fandango]

Jesus what a tedious post. 

I wonder who’ll get pregnant next. I’m guessing NR Anna will be pregnant with #6 before the year is out. Possibly Chelsy too. And maybe Elissa.

[kpmom]

I'm getting somewhat OCD in my old age, but I wish GiGi's patio extended all the way to the right edge of the house.  It bothers me looking at it, it seems off center.

That's all I have to say about that very, very exciting post.

[browngrl]

Sarah's problem is that she does not read anything that isn't  Steve approved*. If she read more widely she'd know how good writers create interesting stories about everyday life (eg "I feel bad about my neck" by Nora Ephron or anything by Dave Barry). Even if humour was too much of a stretch for her she could have written a useful and practical sort of post describing the technical aspects of home deconstruction. 

 

* at least I hope this is the case, I'd hate for the reason to be apathy due to depression or something like that

[Elegant Mess]

6 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

Jesus what a tedious post. 

What the rest of the world would call a regular Saturday afternoon.

Is it just me, or does it seem like the more mundane the news, the more pictures they include with their posts.

Edited May 23, 2019 by Elegant Mess
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[Odd1Out]

What’s next, a post about how one Sunday they cleared the table after lunch.?

 

Sarah, maybe add a little something about how Gigi decided she liked the look of an open patio and doesn’t want to replace the roof or that 6 Saturday’s from now everyone is scheduled to show up and rebuild it. 

[Eternalbluepearl]

It's just so many unemployed adults in one home quoting scripture to each other and seeing who can nod the hardest. 

[OhNoNike]

26 minutes ago, Eternalbluepearl said:

It's just so many unemployed adults in one home quoting scripture to each other and seeing who can nod the hardest. 

This is the most accurate summary of the Maxwells I’ve seen.

Maybe their summary at the beginning of the post could just be changed to this!

[Lgirlrocks]

Today’s post is brought to you by Steve. It’s short, and tells you nothing you don’t already know.

[anjulibai]

On 5/22/2019 at 4:49 PM, mango_fandango said:

Jesus what a tedious post. 

I wonder who’ll get pregnant next. I’m guessing NR Anna will be pregnant with #6 before the year is out. Possibly Chelsy too. And maybe Elissa.

I'm genuinely surprised NR Anna hasn't announced already. I would have expected something from them one or two ago. 

[Jana814]

2 hours ago, anjulibai said:

I'm genuinely surprised NR Anna hasn't announced already. I would have expected something from them one or two ago. 

I have a feeling she will announce soon. Maybe in the summer. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

2 hours ago, anjulibai said:

I'm genuinely surprised NR Anna hasn't announced already. I would have expected something from them one or two ago. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m really glad she hasn’t announced yet. But yeah it’s a bit surprising. Maybe 5 young children have tired them out. Who’d a thought?!

[usmcmom]

Because the conspiracy theorist in me is rearing its ugly head, I've been thinking that the Maxwells have something big going on. The last few posts have been more boring than usual. Today's was basically one scripture.  

Maybe Jesse is getting married this weekend.  Maybe Sarah is busy photographing little Deborah.  Maybe the almighty schedule has been lost and they're just throwing words onto the blog to keep up appearances while the entire Maxwell compound is turned upside down.  

"THE SCHEDULE!!! WHERE IS THE SCHEDULE????!!!! TERRI! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT HOLY DOCUMENT?"

"SHUT UP STEVE! DEAR GOD; I NEED A PEPSI!"

Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.

I hope Jesse is getting married.  We need to see some washed out parking lot pictures to spice things up around here.  

[mango_fandango]

Jesse getting married would be the ultimate seal of the Maxgirls’ fates. 

[SPHASH]

8 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

Jesse getting married would be the ultimate seal of the Maxgirls’ fates. 

When Forgotten Jesse gets married before Goofy Anna who is older than him you know the problem is Coward Steve not the girls.

[Jana814]

4 minutes ago, SPHASH said:

When Forgotten Jesse gets married before Goofy Anna who is older than him you know the problem is Coward Steve not the girls.

I have always thought that Steve is the reason why the girls aren’t married. They want to find a man like their father & their aren’t many out their like him. 

[Foudeb]

52 minutes ago, Jana814 said:

I have always thought that Steve is the reason why the girls aren’t married. They want to find a man like their father & there aren’t many out their like him. 

Thank God!