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Mortons 2: Fascist Theocratic Scum with a MAGA Hat on Top

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JMO

Martha has been posting like crazy while Addie is quiet.  I'm know it has to do mostly with shilling for plexus but it's interesting.  I'm used to Addie's endless posts.  Not to mention her last post said something about being able to post more now that they are leaving Paraguay and will have better signal and that she had so much to post, but she didn't.  Yet Kressant posts multiple times daily while in Paraguay.  

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SolomonFundy
4 hours ago, JMO said:

Martha has been posting like crazy while Addie is quiet.  I'm know it has to do mostly with shilling for plexus but it's interesting.  I'm used to Addie's endless posts.  Not to mention her last post said something about being able to post more now that they are leaving Paraguay and will have better signal and that she had so much to post, but she didn't.  Yet Kressant posts multiple times daily while in Paraguay.  

I figured that Addie was on some kind of international data plan that had more limitations than whatever permanent wifi/whatever situation that Kress must have. Plus, she traveled down there to "help with baby", and ended up watching half a dozen kids alone for a week, and then after helping Kressant move in the midst of it all, shared babysitting duty for a combined 14 kids with her. She probably spent her relatively limited phone time texting her dude. 

She's really dialed it back in the past few years anyway. We basically just missed a handful of pictures of sunsets with #myFathertheARTIST hashtags, and some bonus configurations of blonde moppets. The world will never know what it missed by failing to send a suitable male Addie's way at the height of her babytalk blogganese. 

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JMO

Addie finally posted some pictures from Paraguay.  The new house was for her parents. I guess Michael/Kressant are staying there since their parents are not there?  It seems much bigger too, although it's had multiple issues since they moved in.  And Kressant posted the other day about building a new house.  Addie also had a little blurb in about her "friend" Michael.  There's a pic of the two of them looking cute and another of them with two of the kids. 

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front hugs > duggs

@JMO I'm kind of new to following the Mortons here. Are you able to add any websites/blogs/social media for some of the key Mortons? Thanks in advanced!

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JMO
29 minutes ago, front hugs > duggs said:

@JMO I'm kind of new to following the Mortons here. Are you able to add any websites/blogs/social media for some of the key Mortons? Thanks in advanced!

A lot of them have public IGs and or FB pages. Addie's IG is private but she doesn't seem too exclusionary. Kennedy made hers private and kicked most of us off after getting heat for letting her toddler stand in a moving car on a long highway trip. (She needed to stretch her legs. We should all stop being so hateful. 🙄) Katie's and Rachel's are private as well. Martha has a pretty active IG since she's shilling for plexus. She has a second acct for a terrible book she wrote about her wonderful eight brothers.  She's promised a 2nd book about sisters but it hasn't materialized.  Kressant made her IG public and added a second account about living in Paraguay but they are basically the same thing. Pictures of her kids and friends and how rural of an area they are in. They have a couple of abandoned blogs. If you Google Morton Clan you'll find them. 

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NachosFlandersStyle

They stopped blogging around 2015 but their old sites are still up. Mortonclan.blogspot.com is their original site from way back when. Search for "wedding" or "betrothal" or "new year's" for some of their weirdest moments.

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VBOY9977

Kennedy unprivatized her ig recently. I was able to follow her again. I found out that she had a vbac with Valerie

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fundieundies

As a longtime lurker of the Morton threads I'm floored that Campbell hasn't announced yet - I really thought it was coming on Easter

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ophelia

I think there has never been a Morton bride that wasn't pregnant sex months into the marriage. So that's a first. A nice one actually.

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caitrona
19 hours ago, ophelia said:

I think there has never been a Morton bride that wasn't pregnant sex months into the marriage. So that's a first. A nice one actually.

Dorothy wasn't, I don't think.

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JermajestyDuggar

All of the women that married into the Morton family had a baby before their first anniversary. Most got pregnant the first month of marriage. If they had a full term pregnancy. 

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VBOY9977
1 hour ago, caitrona said:

Dorothy wasn't, I don't think.

Dorothy got pregnant 4 months into her marriage

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albireo

I'm not sure if anyone else cares about the Kendalls, but Lise is live-streaming Christiana's wedding later today on her IG. It's at 6:30, presumably Eastern. I'm curious about how much fundy weirdness will happen or if they've toned it down. 

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lexiloumarie

Well her dress is pretty much Joy Duggars from what I can tell, and the bridesmaids look like early 2000s fundie royalty frump (dark green, shiny t-shirt). 

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JermajestyDuggar

I love the BM dress color. It looks like it’s a cross between an extremely dark teal and hunter green. But I hate the dresses. They are so dated. I swear they got the pattern Straight from 2005. 

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albireo

Did they not have a first kiss, or did I miss it? Anyway, that was a lot of talk about submission and husbands being leaders. She seemed thrilled, and he seemed more nervous about speaking in public than anything.

I hate the dresses. Before I saw Christiana's sleeves I thought it wasn't that bad, but they're worse than Joy's because they don't have any embellishment, so they clash terribly with the bodice. The bridesmaid dress color is nice, but I agree that the patterns and material are awful.

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JermajestyDuggar

Although now that I think about it, that color would be a much better choice for a December wedding. 

Now Christiana’s brother is getting married in two weeks. I guarantee the bridesmaid dresses will be much more up to date. His bride to be looks trendy and stylish. 

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lexiloumarie

IMG_20190607_200850.png.34a05cdc0875272fcae128d9c3f1948a.pngThis what I wished it had been. The color and the dress style together made it look out of season and dated to me. Oh and the hair flower. If it had been more like the above, it would have been more modern and elegant seeming. It reminded me of Anna Duggars wedding and not in any kind of good way. 

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albireo
2 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

Although now that I think about it, that color would be a much better choice for a December wedding. 

Now Christiana’s brother is getting married in two weeks. I guarantee the bridesmaid dresses will be much more up to date. His bride to be looks trendy and stylish. 

I don't know what Christiana's new husband is like, but Hunter's fiancée is, if not fundie lite, definitely fundie modern. She went to Liberty (super Christian but acknowledged by most people as a real school), has a real job, and interacts with the general public. Christiana, I guess, has been nannying for her older siblings for so long that she's trapped in the early-2000s Baptist styles due to not meeting anyone. 

Aside, Emily Ann Raynes wasn't there as she's on vacation in Canada. So much for best friends. Is all of this super BEC?

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JermajestyDuggar
8 hours ago, albireo said:

I don't know what Christiana's new husband is like, but Hunter's fiancée is, if not fundie lite, definitely fundie modern. She went to Liberty (super Christian but acknowledged by most people as a real school), has a real job, and interacts with the general public. Christiana, I guess, has been nannying for her older siblings for so long that she's trapped in the early-2000s Baptist styles due to not meeting anyone. 

Aside, Emily Ann Raynes wasn't there as she's on vacation in Canada. So much for best friends. Is all of this super BEC?

But Natalie (Emily’s sister) was there and played some of the music. Maybe Natalie and Christiana are closer now for some reason. 

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freethemall
On 5/31/2019 at 12:57 PM, VBOY9977 said:

Kennedy unprivatized her ig recently. I was able to follow her again. I found out that she had a vbac with Valerie

Just checked, seems like those of us she blocked are still blocked. Because I had the audacity to question her utter lack of car safety and common sense in protecting her precious blessing.

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CaptainFunderpants
On 6/10/2019 at 7:32 PM, freethemall said:

Just checked, seems like those of us she blocked are still blocked. Because I had the audacity to question her utter lack of car safety and common sense in protecting her precious blessing.

How dare you! It's almost like you're gasp pro-life.

Now where is my fainting couch?

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CaptainFunderpants
On 6/12/2019 at 7:33 PM, freethemall said:

Silly @CaptainFunderpants (officially my favorite FJ name), don't you know only the lives of UNBORN children matter!

🤦🏼‍♀️ How could I possibly forget?!? If I'm standing in a fertility clinic and I can save a real, live baby or 10 embryos, I'll definitely let the baby burn.

AND OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE OF MY USERNAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those that don't: Captain Underpants is a series of books where a horribly mean elementary school principal drops his pants and becomes a fun-loving super hero, 'Captain Underpants,' whenever someone snaps their fingers.

I picked the username because in the early 2000s, a classmate read them voraciously and I saw the books on his desk every day. Wikipedia tells me that they're still popular now, to the point of receiving a Netflix series last year.

But yeah. Five years of my username and no one's noted they got the reference and so I am wayyy too freaking excited 😂 

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