Mortons 2: Fascist Theocratic Scum with a MAGA Hat on Top

[LurkerOverThePond]

The Mortons and their gang never cease to reach new lows... Where's that damn vomit emoji when you need it?!?

[JMO]

Is it too soon for babywatch for Addie?  ? I'm calling a birth of a boy August 2021.  Michael Jr.  Named after her husband and his uncle/grandfather.  

[SolomonFundy]

She'll name her first son Michael, for sure. They may even call him that. The only Michaels close by are her father and husband, and her dad usually gets called "daddy" anyway. Plus, her brother goes by "Mike", and Michael jr. goes by "Critter", and both are in another country. 

If they do name a boy for his father, they may call him "Glen", since that's the middle name. 

However... I'm going to lean into a first born girl. So far, Martha's the only Morton daughter who has produced a girl first, and that would be nice and symmetrical. Probably a family name, since Adeline has named at least two of her personal business projects for family. 

[nelliebelle1197]

If Addie would just start blogging again we could have more than one thread a decade...