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Mortons 2 - Fascist theocratic scum with a MAGA hat on top

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JermajestyDuggar
20 minutes ago, CaptainFunderpants said:

I guess that doesn't surprise me? Your faith is probably pretty shaken if you're told men rule the world and then your swimmers only send you girls.

All girls = less blessed 🤮

They have two boys that are the youngest of them all. The boys are around 12 and 14 now I think. 

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fundiefan

Whoever said they could predict Ally's pregnancies by her pictures/photo shoots, was spot on. Those are pieces I don't think I'd ever have put together but now that it's been said, I'm a believer.

Campell has the shoot on "photography" site. Alyssa doesn't look as pregnant as she does in the couch picture, but really, all signs point to #4 by Christmas. Given #3 was at the beginning of December, it could even be by Thanksgiving. 

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JermajestyDuggar

If Alyssa is pregnant and due again in December, she will likely hold the FJ Fundie record for the most babies born in the first three years of marriage. 

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ophelia
4 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

If Alyssa is pregnant and due again in December, she will likely hold the FJ Fundie record for the most babies born in the first three years of marriage. 

Just imagine her having twins... I can't even.

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JermajestyDuggar
Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, ophelia said:

Just imagine her having twins... I can't even.

I really hope she never has twins. So far she’s the most fertile of all the Morton’s. 

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SolomonFundy

It's truly horrifying to contemplate in terms of the toll it would take on the quality of care and attention the others will receive, But on the other hand, from her perspective, twins wouldn't be any different than what she has. Everyone's birthday is damn near the same day anyway, and they all wear the same diaper size. Why not make it official.

The more I look at the last few pics of her, the more I think she truly is pregnant. Especially the shot of her at Campbell's house on the sofa a few weeks ago. It's from the front, but there's a convincing bump. My money's on late November or early December again. 

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Smee

I don’t know a lot about the Mortons (I’m down a bit of a rabbit hole now reading the Alan Smith charges and trying to keep track of how many Smith siblings have married Morton siblings) but if Alyssa has had 3 kids in 3 years surely we’d expect her to have a bump, whether there’s a baby inside it or not? Even young uteruses stretch. Has she said/done something to indicate she’s having another so soon, or is it just her “pattern”?

Also as someone whose regular-as-the-moon 28 day cycles returned 6 weeks and 5 weeks post-partum despite endless days and nights breastfeeding, this girl is like a scary shiny beacon of what my life might have been if I’d been fundie.😰

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JermajestyDuggar
1 hour ago, Smee said:

I don’t know a lot about the Mortons (I’m down a bit of a rabbit hole now reading the Alan Smith charges and trying to keep track of how many Smith siblings have married Morton siblings) but if Alyssa has had 3 kids in 3 years surely we’d expect her to have a bump, whether there’s a baby inside it or not? Even young uteruses stretch. Has she said/done something to indicate she’s having another so soon, or is it just her “pattern”?

Also as someone whose regular-as-the-moon 28 day cycles returned 6 weeks and 5 weeks post-partum despite endless days and nights breastfeeding, this girl is like a scary shiny beacon of what my life might have been if I’d been fundie.😰

There are only 4 biological Smith children. Three girls and one boy. Alan married Katie Morton, two Smith sisters married Morton brothers and live in Paraguay, and the last Smith sister married a Lane and lives in the US. So there were three siblings altogether although Katie and Alan are now divorced. 

Alyssa didn’t formally announce her last pregnancy. So I assume she will keep quiet again. 

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
6 hours ago, Smee said:

Also as someone whose regular-as-the-moon 28 day cycles returned 6 weeks and 5 weeks post-partum despite endless days and nights breastfeeding, this girl is like a scary shiny beacon of what my life might have been if I’d been fundie.😰

I was pretty much the same after both my kids were born. It took us 18 months to conceive our first kid, but only 3 months for kid #2. Thank heavens for birth control!

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JermajestyDuggar
56 minutes ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

I was pretty much the same after both my kids were born. It took us 18 months to conceive our first kid, but only 3 months for kid #2. Thank heavens for birth control!

We are like twins! Our first took 18 months and our first round of IUI to get him. Then my second was conceived after only 4 months of unprotected sex. #2 was a surprise because he didn’t take IUI. I don’t want anymore surprises! 

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
1 hour ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I don’t want anymore surprises! 

Our #2 wasn't a surprise, but I was also done after #2. I had my tubes tied the while we were still at the hospital. No surprises for me!

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TuringMachine
On 5/20/2019 at 5:19 PM, JermajestyDuggar said:

If Alyssa is pregnant and due again in December, she will likely hold the FJ Fundie record for the most babies born in the first three years of marriage. 

How does she compare to Courtney Rogers?

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Feministe9000

You guys I keep hoping I’m going to check back here and see Adeline has posted her courtship story/relationship finally, written with so much gooey ooey sweetness you want to vomit.  Bless her heart. 

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VVV
2 hours ago, Feministe9000 said:

You guys I keep hoping I’m going to check back here and see Adeline has posted her courtship story/relationship finally, written with so much gooey ooey sweetness you want to vomit.  Bless her heart. 

Just thinking about that takes me back to the horrid sugary drink for the diabetes screening when I was pregnant.

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Smee
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13 hours ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

I was pretty much the same after both my kids were born. It took us 18 months to conceive our first kid, but only 3 months for kid #2. Thank heavens for birth control!

My first was a surprise and #2 and #3 were both first cycle trying, so it seems my body REALLY wanted me to be fundie. Thank heavens for birth control indeed! And vasectomies. 

I did get a slightly longer break before my cycle returned after #3. And by slightly longer, I mean she was 12 weeks old.

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NachosFlandersStyle
17 hours ago, Feministe9000 said:

You guys I keep hoping I’m going to check back here and see Adeline has posted her courtship story/relationship finally, written with so much gooey ooey sweetness you want to vomit.  Bless her heart. 

Me too! Addie, we're on the edge of our seats here! How many pieces of silver did this guy give your dad?

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JermajestyDuggar
16 hours ago, VVV said:

Just thinking about that takes me back to the horrid sugary drink for the diabetes screening when I was pregnant.

Oh man that was bad. Sweets turned my stomach when I was pregnant. So drinking that orange crap with an empty stomach made me so sick. Yuck. I’ll never look at orange pop the same. That’s what it tasted like. Flat orange pop. With added sugar. 

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Angelface

A photo of Campbell at Carlin Bates’ wedding has been posted on the Bates thread and she appears to be very slim. Good for her if she has managed to have over 6 months post wedding with just her and her new husband whilst they adjust to and enjoy married life. 

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JermajestyDuggar
36 minutes ago, Angelface said:

A photo of Campbell at Carlin Bates’ wedding has been posted on the Bates thread and she appears to be very slim. Good for her if she has managed to have over 6 months post wedding with just her and her new husband whilst they adjust to and enjoy married life. 

I think she just got lucky. I doubt a Morton boy would ever be ok with any form of contraception at the beginning of marriage. Too bad more fundie girls don’t get lucky and can actually enjoy their first year of marriage without a newborn. 

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JMO

Addie still hasn't posted since returning from Paraguay. It's been almost 2 weeks.  I have 2 theories. 

1) she is so busy courting that she is too busy to post and she doesn't want to post about her man until she is engaged. (Most likely)

2) her beloved discourages her from posting on social media.  (Less likely)

I'd be sad if she stopped posting.  But since he's on social media I doubt that he'd discourage her. 

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fundiefan
Posted (edited)
18 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I think she just got lucky. I doubt a Morton boy would ever be ok with any form of contraception at the beginning of marriage. Too bad more fundie girls don’t get lucky and can actually enjoy their first year of marriage without a newborn. 

Rather than preventing I'd say it's just the luck of the draw. Fertility isn't guaranteed. It happens or it doesn't. 

Not being pregnant six months after the first sex day isn't saying much. Yes, in their world, it happens damn quick. But, their world isn't the real world and not being pregnant right now - I'd bet several paychecks that it just hasn't happened yet rather than an actual choice. 

There isn't a single thing about the Roberts' or Mortons that would make me even imagine they'd choose any kind of birth control/prevention/planning. 

And...rather than C & J enjoying time alone to be together and know each other, I'd bet another couple paychecks on the fact that there is disappointment and struggle every time the stick gives the wrong answer or worse, when there is no need for a stick.  Mortons especially worship making the babies; I don't think for a milisecond think that they are enjoying anything about the lack of fertilization. 

 

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teachergirl

Okay, should I comment on Martha's IG? First, girl needs a lesson on spelling and plurals. Next, they DO realize women have been fighting and dying in combat since the Revolutionary War right?

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fundiefan
42 minutes ago, teachergirl said:

Okay, should I comment on Martha's IG? First, girl needs a lesson on spelling and plurals. Next, they DO realize women have been fighting and dying in combat since the Revolutionary War right?

Nope. They conveniently miss that fact in their "education". The menz do it all and the womenz sweetly remind them of their greatness. 

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SolomonFundy
14 hours ago, teachergirl said:

Okay, should I comment on Martha's IG? First, girl needs a lesson on spelling and plurals. Next, they DO realize women have been fighting and dying in combat since the Revolutionary War right?

Martha's book described the family homeschool as an occasional impromptu free-for-all where all of the kids would "joyfully" screech random bits of information at their mother while everyone had a good time. Everyone learned together, and school neither happened every day, nor lasted longer than it took the youngest to get bored.

They definitely made sure to teach the kids the order of secession for the confederate states, but otherwise, history seems to have been a mix of folklore, select bible stories, and Lost Cause revisionist trash.

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JermajestyDuggar

Martha posted a picture of Addie and her beau sitting next to one another and her left hand looks naked. So no sign of an engagement yet.

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