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Mortons 2: Fascist Theocratic Scum with a MAGA Hat on Top

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VBOY9977

I saw this on Martha’s (public) ig.

Am I just too used to this or is Alyssa pregnancy yet again??

 

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cami

At this point, the chances of her being pregnant are probably higher than the chances of her not being pregnant. How old is she again?

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VBOY9977
20 minutes ago, cami said:

At this point, the chances of her being pregnant are probably higher than the chances of her not being pregnant. How old is she again?

She’ll be 25 in September 

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albireo

I don't think that's a natural pose for someone who isn't cradling a bump. My bet's on pregnant.

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SolomonFundy

Alyssa has a Mother's Day instagram post up with a few pics of her and her ex-utero three. No mention of a pregnancy in the text, but in the first, headlining picture (holding Audrey), she has what appears to be a bump. Audrey's foot is against the curve of her abdomen, so it's definitely not just the way the top fits her.

I have no idea how good her ab muscles are, but her current shape suggests at least a couple months gestation. That couch picture looks even more pronounced. She looks 3+ months there with the way she's cradling herself. She's very, very likely pregnant, and if she's anywhere near 2-3 months, she's headed for another December baby. 

A fresh pregnancy (though aren't they all still kind of fresh??) would explain her surge of recent "lovin' that mommy life" posts. But like... Norah still wears diapers. Because, you know, she's a baby. A baby with 2 younger siblings. Who are also in diapers. 

 

Alyssa's mom had her last baby the day before her 45th birthday. Alyssa probably has TWENTY MORE YEARS OF FERTILITY. 

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CaptainFunderpants
2 hours ago, VBOY9977 said:

I saw this on Martha’s (public) ig.

Am I just too used to this or is Alyssa pregnancy yet again??

 

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I'll be stunned if she's not.

Death, taxes, and a December baby for Alyssa Morton.

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fundiefan
20 hours ago, CaptainFunderpants said:

I'll be stunned if she's not.

Death, taxes, and a December baby for Alyssa Morton.

I saw both pictures and absolutely believe she is pregnant again. I didn't say anything though because last time, it was an old picture I'd seen and I didn't catch on, so I figured I'd keep my mouth shut and let someone else notice. 

I said something almost verbatim what you said to someone when I saw the picture of her yesterday on the couch. 

 

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lexiloumarie

Her year spacing if it's true just seems like such a crazy fast speed. And no twins at this point either. Just wild. 

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JermajestyDuggar
3 hours ago, lexiloumarie said:

Her year spacing if it's true just seems like such a crazy fast speed. And no twins at this point either. Just wild. 

It’s like Courtney Rogers. But Alyssa started younger than Courtney. I really hoped Alyssa would slow down a tiny bit after she had her third. 

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dramallama

Just think of the army of little Campana-Mortons she'll be able to use to help her harass women at reproductive health clinics in a few more years.

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lexiloumarie
21 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

It’s like Courtney Rogers. But Alyssa started younger than Courtney. I really hoped Alyssa would slow down a tiny bit after she had her third. 

But even Courtney had some spacing - however slight. This would be Irisb quadruplets or whatever that Courtney would love to have. 

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ophelia
14 hours ago, dramallama said:

Just think of the army of little Campana-Mortons she'll be able to use to help her harass women at reproductive health clinics in a few more years.

What a scary thought. And yet, this is how it will turn out. It is disgusting.

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JermajestyDuggar
8 hours ago, ophelia said:

What a scary thought. And yet, this is how it will turn out. It is disgusting.

Thankfully Alyssa seems to be too busy with her three children ages 2 and under to go harass any abortion clinics. But I can guarantee that once her oldest is old enough to become a sister mom (age 7 or 8), she will start her trips to the clinics again. With a million kids right beside her.

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SolomonFundy

Alyssa and Sam took the eldest two "hiking" when she was pregnant with #3, so I doubt that the ages of the kids has anything to do with it. The Campanas never harass alone; it's always a group event. Alyssa and her siblings used to take their niece and nephew in a stroller with them when they hit the local clinic. I could totally see her doing the same with her girls.

I think the reason she hasn't made a clinic appearance since marriage is because it's just not something the Mortons do very much. The Campanas do it in Florida with some regularity, but the Mortons seem less motivated on that score. Plus, with Georgia's recent moves to restrict the body autonomy of women, it's possible that they feel satisfied enough to leave it alone for now.

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NachosFlandersStyle

Kennedy posted on Instagram that she and her children were in a serious car accident, but no one was hurt because everyone was wearing a seat belt. Could she have learned something from getting chewed out by FJ?

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3 hours ago, NachosFlandersStyle said:

Kennedy posted on Instagram that she and her children were in a serious car accident, but no one was hurt because everyone was wearing a seat belt. Could she have learned something from getting chewed out by FJ?

Not that she would ever admit it. However it happened, though, I'm glad no one was injured.

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JermajestyDuggar
5 hours ago, NachosFlandersStyle said:

Kennedy posted on Instagram that she and her children were in a serious car accident, but no one was hurt because everyone was wearing a seat belt. Could she have learned something from getting chewed out by FJ?

I remember when we talked about her baby not being strapped into a car seat while driving on the highway. She was highly offended and then made her Instagram private. I’m glad that child was strapped in. If she hadn’t been, something very tragic could have resulted.

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SolomonFundy
2 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I remember when we talked about her baby not being strapped into a car seat while driving on the highway. She was highly offended and then made her Instagram private. I’m glad that child was strapped in. If she hadn’t been, something very tragic could have resulted.

Those squeaky teenage rebuttals to the folks here who very respectfully pointed out that better choices could be made were maddening. Her ignorance really showed itself.

If you don't care about the safety of your children, fine. But loose cargo can fly through the window, and injure other motorists in the event of a collision. I guess the best way to get through to people like the Mortons is to point out that an unrestrained toddler could fly into the windshield of another vehicle, and possibly cause harm to a pregnant woman's fetus.

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fundiefan

I am glad everyone is ok. Car accidents can be deadly, as everyone knows, and when people make it out unhurt, it's always something to celebrate. 

I do, however, wonder what kind of men she knows, or what her head has been filled with regarding men. To make a point of praising her husband for not getting upset or forbidding her to ever drive again (wtf is that?). Who are these "most" husbands? 

I am more than twice her age, which means I have a lot more experience and interaction with the menz of the world, and I don't know a single man whose first thought would be anything other than "thank Zeus you (and the kids) are ok; a car can be replaced, you can't." And, "that's what insurance is for". 

Sure, it's great he said "do I look worried" - that's not anything I'd give thought to if it weren't preceded by a long screed about "most" other men in the world who would apparently be assholes about it? 

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HermioneSparrow
1 hour ago, fundiefan said:

I am glad everyone is ok. Car accidents can be deadly, as everyone knows, and when people make it out unhurt, it's always something to celebrate. 

I do, however, wonder what kind of men she knows, or what her head has been filled with regarding men. To make a point of praising her husband for not getting upset or forbidding her to ever drive again (wtf is that?). Who are these "most" husbands? 

I am more than twice her age, which means I have a lot more experience and interaction with the menz of the world, and I don't know a single man whose first thought would be anything other than "thank Zeus you (and the kids) are ok; a car can be replaced, you can't." And, "that's what insurance is for". 

Sure, it's great he said "do I look worried" - that's not anything I'd give thought to if it weren't preceded by a long screed about "most" other men in the world who would apparently be assholes about it? 

The Mortons are still patriarchal assholes, I'm not surprised at her reaction.

I'm glad she and her daughters are okay though.

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JermajestyDuggar

Are the Deckers like the Morton’s? A bunch of penis worshippers? 

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CaptainFunderpants
1 hour ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

Are the Deckers like the Morton’s? A bunch of penis worshippers? 

Are any of the families we follow non-penis worshippers?

^Mostly not sarcastic, genuinely curious. Maybe there's some orthodox Wiccan family that are big practicers of misandry? 

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32 minutes ago, CaptainFunderpants said:

Are any of the families we follow non-penis worshippers?

^Mostly not sarcastic, genuinely curious. Maybe there's some orthodox Wiccan family that are big practicers of misandry? 

I think some probably worship the penis a little less than others. The Richardson’s (7 farmgirls) don’t seem to. Although the girls seem to be varying shades of fundie at this point. 

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CaptainFunderpants
51 minutes ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I think some probably worship the penis a little less than others. The Richardson’s (7 farmgirls) don’t seem to. Although the girls seem to be varying shades of fundie at this point. 

I guess that doesn't surprise me? Your faith is probably pretty shaken if you're told men rule the world and then your swimmers only send you girls.

All girls = less blessed 🤮

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