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HerNameIsBuffy

Gwen Shamblin 7 - I am the Potato Chip of Life

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throwaway9988

It cracked me up when Theresee wrote that the Remnant idea of a “bible flop” is similar to an Ouija board, and about as useless 😂 Now that is some quality snark! We need to get her on this forum!

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formergothardite

Gwen has graced us with her devotional. More about sugar. How does one tell if they are politely full? Gwen seems to be in awe of people from Europe. Gwen wouldn't know a balanced meal if it hit her in the head. 

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Most of the world offers dessert at the end of the meal. God created man to like desserts, otherwise how would so many diverse populations do the same thing? I have noticed my own cravings for something sweet as I get toward the end of a meal. Dessert just indicates the end of eating—it concludes the eating event. My servings are small and I take small bites, savoring each one, and I drink between bites, stopping when I am politely full.

Watch the Europeans—small amounts at the end of the meals occasionally. It is a treat. Small bites of something wonderful. It is bad to binge on sweets. It really upsets the whole body—it makes you feel sick, and it keeps you from eating a balanced meal. Remember back to when you were a child and sweets were a treat but you did not eat them all the time.

One of the principles here is to make the transfer to God’s Words, His Laws, the Spirit of God—this relationship with Him, getting Him to help. King David said God’s Words are “more precious than gold, than much pure gold; they are sweeter than honey, than honey from the comb.” Psalm 19:10

 

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quiversR4hunting

I have periodically told my daughters about cult religions and to watch out for them, etc. (Especially if they want to watch the Duggars or Bates.) So I briefly showed the girls a picture of Gwen and told them about licking a potato chip. Last night my eldest (age 15) didn't feel great and she finally said her stomach was feeling a little better. Then she looked right at me straight faced and said "I think I am going to go lick some potato chips." She watched my reaction and then died laughing! 

I love my girls! 

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Botkinetti

So after her “meal” of licking the salt off a single potato chip does she lick the sugar off a cookie for dessert ?

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AmazonGrace
1 hour ago, formergothardite said:

Gwen has graced us with her devotional. More about sugar. How does one tell if they are politely full? Gwen seems to be in awe of people from Europe. Gwen wouldn't know a balanced meal if it hit her in the head. 

 

 God created sugar because people everywhere around the world like to eat sugar the same way. People in Europe like to eat sugar in a different way. To prove that sugar is awesome, here is a Bible quote saying something else is better than sugar.

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quiversR4hunting
37 minutes ago, Botkinetti said:

So after her “meal” of licking the salt off a single potato chip does she lick the sugar off a cookie for dessert ?

My daughter just ate the girl scout cookie (samoa) and then said her belly hurt again...guess she should have licked the cookie! HAHA

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AmazonGrace

Gwen has quoted so many Bible verses about honey, I wonder how she's missed this one.
 

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Matthew 3:4

Now John himself had a garment of camel's hair and a leather belt around his waist; and his food was locusts and wild honey.

 

Gwen, please grace us with a devotional about the benefits of bugs as a protein source.

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formergothardite

I've heard you can make brownies out of crickets! I demand a devotional about eating bugs Gwen!

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smittykins
16 hours ago, Tuesday’s Child said:

And my all-time favorite is when she asks God, “God, can you do better than a pan of brownies?” 

(Ok, if there are chocolate chunks in those brownies, God doesn’t stand a chance.)

But if there are walnuts, God can keep ‘em. :pb_lol:

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HerNameIsBuffy
43 minutes ago, formergothardite said:

I've heard you can make brownies out of crickets! I demand a devotional about eating bugs Gwen!

And I demand that when you recap that you spoiler tag it for the squeamish!

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Pianokeeper

Mr Pianokeeper shared with me that a couple of mornings ago, when he tried to wake me up, I sleepily told him, "I am the potato chip of Death!"  

Also: a very biblical recipe tutorial video!  Fritos not included.  :(

 

 

 

 

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