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JRod 97: Now casting for Jill! The Musical

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QuiverFullofBooks
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“Ease On Down The Road” with lines by various people who have been forced to host Jill, including the Duggars and Kellers.

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Bad autocorrect! Bad!

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Starrynight
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2 hours ago, Alice in Fundieland said:

Here is more proof that Jill cannot do anything for anyone unless she is getting something out of it. I know it’s Mother’s Day weekend here in the U.S., but every day is Mother’s Day in the Rod house and Jill doesn’t need any more treats. 

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Okay, What is going on with Jill’s arm? Is she pregnant again? Why is she covering her midsection like that? 

I know it has been mentioned before but I’m not FB friends with her so it’s my first time actually seeing her do it... It’s just so odd- the table and David are boxing her in. Why the extra coverage? 

Is it that she’s gained a little weight and is self-conscious?  

Maybe she really is pregnant? 🤔 

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used the word *really* too many times 😜

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Ms. Squishels

That Mother's Day post really bothers me.  Jill and her mom her being treated to dinner and celebrated with only one of the children there, the one who is treating Jill.  They could have gone somewhere where the little ones eat for free, a couple of older girls split a dinner, whatever, but I don't recall my dad taking my mother out for Mother's Day and leaving my sister and I at home.  That's just stupid.  I like to spend Mother's Day with my child, the one that made me a mother.  I know eating out is expensive with a group like that, but they could have figured something out.

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Starrynight
Just now, Ms. Squishels said:

That Mother's Day post really bothers me.  Jill and her mom her being treated to dinner and celebrated with only one of the children there, the one who is treating Jill.  They could have gone somewhere where the little ones eat for free, a couple of older girls split a dinner, whatever, but I don't recall my dad taking my mother out for Mother's Day and leaving my sister and I at home.  That's just stupid.  I like to spend Mother's Day with my child, the one that made me a mother.  I know eating out is expensive with a group like that, but they could have figured something out.

Well the only child that matters did get to go. So it was all good. 😢

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LovelyLuna
30 minutes ago, Starrynight said:

Okay, What is going on with Jill’s arm? Is she pregnant again? Why is she covering her midsection like that? 

I know it has been mentioned before but I’m not FB friends with her so it’s my first time actually seeing her do it... It’s just so odd- the table and David are boxing her in. Why the extra coverage? 

Is it that she’s gained a little weight and is self-conscious?  

Maybe she really is pregnant? 🤔 

she always has a pillow on her stomach, I often wonder what happens when there is no pillow when she goes a-visiting.  Dose she bring her own pillow? Maybe she takes one from another room?  Clearly I need better things to muse about. 

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Leftitinmysnood

Oh, @thoughtful! Those are awesome. I'm glad you were so inspired. I think the Together parody is my favorite, but boy, Some People is giving it a run for the money.

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Dandruff

So Jill got a pre-Mother's Day dinner.  That leaves Sunday for her to be doted on by ALL of her blessings.  I hope Tim has some money left from his GoFundMe (assuming he saw any of it) come Monday.

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nelliebelle1197
6 hours ago, Dandruff said:

When I'm not (maybe) playing Plexus Cleanse, I could be a Rod neighbor who still doesn't know WTF hit the neighborhood.

Wait, so how DO you play Plexus Cleanse? What is the motivation?

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DangerNoodle
4 hours ago, Ms. Squishels said:

Jill and her mom her being treated to dinner and celebrated with only one of the children there, the one who is treating Jill.

To be fair, Nurie is the one with the job. Idk how much she makes housekeeping, but it seems a decent percentage of her budget is mom gifts. 

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Griftthatkeepsongrifting
6 hours ago, Starrynight said:

Well the only child that matters did get to go. So it was all good. 😢

I truly think Jill only squeezed out 11 additional kids for either the attention or the grift. Nurie the golden and not dead Tim seem to be her only kids; the others appear to be a walking testimony to her fertility and useful props during a-griftin time. Oh and when housework and printing of the smiley tracts must be done.

If you live in the Atlanta area and see someone walking around with a pillow duct taped to each ass cheek, that's me. Gotta hide that offensive fat in a subtle way; no calling attention to it.

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dsjbeam

This thread is amazing. The talent here!  I can see the lights, the music, the action! What about a song done by the forgotten kids, with (and Kaylee) as the lead. Scene: it's the middle of the night, the forgotten kids haven't finished their chore list for the day, some could be pushing brooms, others running around dusting, mopping, washing dishes, wiping the table, folding laundry, and Queen Jill is laying in a bed in another room on her phone doing a live Facebook video with Nurie and Janessa at her side. During the song a few of the youngest kids could act tired and want their mom and they could mock her ringing the bell. And at the end of the song they all fall down exhausted. I think this play could happen!! I will be in the pit band. 

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57 minutes ago, helenprev said:

As I was going to bed last night the following popped into my head (sorry it's not a full song!)

 

And Dave will drive five hundred miles

And Dave will drive five hundred more

So we can be the Rods who drove a thousand miles

To drop Tim at his door

Now you are singing a song I actually know :-).  No offense to the show tunes ladies, I applaud your talent but don't relate... 

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catlady
8 hours ago, LovelyLuna said:

she always has a pillow on her stomach, I often wonder what happens when there is no pillow when she goes a-visiting.  Dose she bring her own pillow? Maybe she takes one from another room?  Clearly I need better things to muse about. 

I’d love to see her visit Braggie Abbie. Jill would be in a sea of belly-hiding pillows so deep she could bury her whole body in them. But would Braggie let her touch or move the Sacred Thrifted Magical Anthropologie Pillows from their perfect arrangement?  

Jill:  oh here, let me put this precious pillow on my lap. 

Braggie:  no, don’t do that. You’ll mess up the couch-scape. 

Jill:  but I *need* this pillow in front of my abdomen!  

Braggie:  Put. It. Down. NOW!!!  

Shrieking and hair-pulling ensues. 

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Pandora Spocks

I can play SofEEEEEEa. I'll find me a baby bonnet and alternate between sitting in a box or a baby cage, looking completely disconnected from the world until Mama whips out a camera. Then I will put on a leering grin that freaks everyone out and calls to mind a zombie about to feast on brains. Also, I don't sing.

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QuiverFullofBooks

When Jill: The Musical hits Broadway, will she want to be the guest of honor at the premiere? Of course she will!

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CTRLZero

My dad used to sing this when I was little, and I modified the chorus a bit.  This can be used with the backdrop of (and Kaylee) awaiting her farmer with the cows.  It looks like it was a WWI song, so maybe my dad learned it from his own father.

K-K-K-Kaylee, parenthetical Kaylee,

You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore;

When the m-m-m-moon shines,

Over the cowshed,

I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.

 

For Kaylee and the cows

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41 minutes ago, QuiverFullofBooks said:

When Jill: The Musical hits Broadway, will she want to be the guest of honor at the premiere? Of course she will!

Just think of everything she'll need!  Fresh quantities of makeup and hair color not from the dollar store, the best of the best hairspray to keep every lock high and in place, new godly, modest (cough) clothing with shoes that fit, sparkly jewelry for her ears, fingers, neck, wrists, toes - all to be adorned!  A photographer for glamour shots and to capture every planned expression.  Triple Plexus drink and every other Plexus product.  New perfume, a new handbag, new husband (oops - got carried away there) Hmmm - there must be a way to work a new KitchenAid mixer in there somewhere,

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Alice in Fundieland
1 hour ago, CTRLZero said:

My dad used to sing this when I was little, and I modified the chorus a bit.  This can be used with the backdrop of (and Kaylee) awaiting her farmer with the cows.  It looks like it was a WWI song, so maybe my dad learned it from his own father.

K-K-K-Kaylee, parenthetical Kaylee,

You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore;

When the m-m-m-moon shines,

Over the cowshed,

I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.

 

For Kaylee and the cows

My dad used to sing this to me, too! 😍

 

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PopRox

According to one of the FB groups, Jill posted that Tim Who Needs Money For College sent a package FILLED with gifts for all the "special occasions and birthdays" over the next few months. But he needs a GoToFundMe to pay for school.

Timbits, for Pete's sake, if you MUST send something for upcoming birthdays/graduation, go to Dollar Tree (I know you're familiar) and send some $1 cards. Are you learning any budgeting or common sense  at Missionary Airplane Aviation Flying School?

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Today on “Make Your Life Count” Jill reads Matthew 6:1-15, on the subject of being modest about your faith. She doesn’t say so, but obviously she struggles with that.

Jill tries not to brag about praying for people. We need to make sure that we’re not being righteous to be seen of men. God sees. Why are we doing what we’re doing? Jill has had a desire to encourage other women since she was a teenager. She prayed about it and God told her to wait.

Someone sent her a letter asking her to take over organizing a women’s retreat. She was honored, but it’s not clear if she did it. She had to swallow her pride about wanting to speak in public more, even though she’s had lots of opportunities. Poor Jill. She wants to be a preacher so bad. 

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1 hour ago, CTRLZero said:

My dad used to sing this when I was little, and I modified the chorus a bit.  This can be used with the backdrop of (and Kaylee) awaiting her farmer with the cows.  It looks like it was a WWI song, so maybe my dad learned it from his own father.

K-K-K-Kaylee, parenthetical Kaylee,

You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore;

When the m-m-m-moon shines,

Over the cowshed,

I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.

 

For Kaylee and the cows

 

 

This made me think of:

A little miss, went out to 
Pi--------ck some flowers,
But in the grass, she wet her
A------nkles to the bone.
Then came a bird, which dropped a
Tur------key feather,
Gave her a start, she let a 
Far------mer take her home.
 

 

 

 

 

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Whooping_Butt

Tim has created a public You Tube channel. So far the only things up are two slideshows of family pictures. It’s under his name only, but the profile pic is of him and Jill. I’m hoping he did make it himself and he’s starting to be more independent after a year away from home and his clingy mom. 

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17 minutes ago, Whooping_Butt said:

Tim has created a public You Tube channel. So far the only things up are two slideshows of family pictures. It’s under his name only, but the profile pic is of him and Jill. I’m hoping he did make it himself and he’s starting to be more independent after a year away from home and his clingy mom. 

I hope his next addition will be of friends or work and what he’s doing now. I also hope he changes the profile pic to be just himself, even if just with cropping, because yikes.

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5 hours ago, Griftthatkeepsongrifting said:

I truly think Jill only squeezed out 11 additional kids for either the attention or the grift. Nurie the golden and not dead Tim seem to be her only kids; the others appear to be a walking testimony to her fertility and useful props during a-griftin time. Oh and when housework and printing of the smiley tracts must be done.

If you live in the Atlanta area and see someone walking around with a pillow duct taped to each ass cheek, that's me. Gotta hide that offensive fat in a subtle way; no calling attention to it.

I live in 30030. I am looking for you.

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