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JRod 97: Now casting for Jill! The Musical

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Tim-Tom Biblethumper
5 hours ago, koalawatch said:

--paper talks about how you aren't suppose to pay attention to what other people wear
Jill, "what this means is that I shouldn't go to a store and expect a discount just because of what I'm wearing" (have no idea what she's saying...but since all 8 videos are about teaching her kids to look at others and make opinions on what people are wearing, thinking she missed the mark"

Oh my!  You're right.  Even thinking in Jill-terms this makes no sense at all.

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Beermeet
1 hour ago, Tim-Tom Biblethumper said:

Here ya go:

 

 

Yes! It all came back to me. I had forgotten the video!  I'm getting the oldness.  So bizarre! 

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So is Jill saying that David's writing is so bad that she needs to clarify what he's actually meaning?  Their relationship is so weird - Jill wants to do an 8 part video dragging various kids in, and David's written something, but can't/won't talk about it himself, and Jill is basically saying he's wrong about his interpretation of the verses?? I don't understand what she thinks this shows about them as a couple!
David quotes from the bible about not wearing jewelry and yet she wears jewelry. She's said that David didn't like the makeup or her style of dress and that you should obey your husband in all things and yet, instead of obeying in this, she worked on him until he changed his mind.

In Jill's mind, if she wants to do something, then there is a God-given justification for her to do it, even if the bible says differently. She's not creatively interpreting verses, she is outright defying them while all the while preaching that she is living those verses the only correct way.

Thank goodness Jill is here to tell us not to listen to the bible because what God REALLY means is....whatever she wants.
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Deleorean88mph
23 hours ago, Beermeet said:

No really tho!  I cannot stop thinking about it.  Jill has a one piece swim suit that only David sees. Which obviously means the bedroom, right?! Ewwwwww!   I mean, where else would she wear it?  We've seen her hugging on him in the pool before.  Fully street clothed, make up running down her face. So.....EEEEWWWW!  A kink hath been revealed.  

I apologize for going there. 😂😂😱🤢🤮

Jill logic: Let me do a modesty preachathon, but also let me tell the whole world what I do in the bedroom with my husband.

Excuse me, I need about 5 hours of Family Guy to distract that imagery from my mind🤣.

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