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JRod 97: Now casting for Jill! The Musical

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bird
1 hour ago, griffin said:

I want to be the costume designer. Has that been taken? I would get everything from the rescue mission's rejects and make sure nothing fits anyone. Everyone would have dark tights with white sandals two sizes too big in the heat of the summer and tee shirts under strapless dresses. Jeans and long skirts for swimming. Everything matching by color for the big dance numbers....

I'm going to need a large cardboard box with an R and a V painted on the side please. Plastic garden chairs optional but I do like streamers a lot. 

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HarryPotterFan

I’ll help make props 

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1 hour ago, HarryPotterFan said:

In addition to being a back-up cat singer (you know, we definitly need a song for the sold cat with back up cat singers and dancers) I guess I can be a Rodlet kid. People still ask me what grade I’m in.

As the person who bought the cat, I can work with at least 6-8 cats (cat actors). We can have private rehearsals in my fenced-in backyard (for safety) with lots of grass for eating and critters for hunting.

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ViolaSebastian

I'm imagining Beansie as a narrator-type, a la Che in Evita. 

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20 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

I’ll help make props 

Jilly's Unimpressed Sister will need a cell phone. Possibly the Twins as well.

And giant cue cards to share the conversation with everyone but Jill.

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5 minutes ago, Walking Cat Bed said:

Jilly's Unimpressed Sister will need a cell phone. Possibly the Twins as well.

And giant cue cards to share the conversation with everyone but Jill.

Don't forget the toparies!

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2 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Don't forget the toparies!

I didn't think of that, but I'm sure they have OPINIONS.

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Okie_Bokie
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, catlady said:

like DangerNoodle said, i like the before better.  at first i didn't think it was the same person (with new hair and new eyebrows and a different angle and different lighting, i guess it is).    but the biggest thing i notice is that Plexus gave her Crazy Eyes.

Wait wait wait!   The woman who posted said that the photo on the left was her AFTER photo, so apparently Plexus gave her a fuller face and made her look heavier.  OTOH, maybe it just damaged her thinking, being a stimulant and all, and she gets confused easily.  (That could explain a lot with Jill.)

I'll be Deadbeat David's mom.  She seems completely normal  - even wears pants and has short hair.   I will have to insist, however, that they visit me no more frequently than every other year.

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Posted (edited)

Jill would, no doubt, be horrified that I had to use "remarried" to fit the rhythm. Sorry, Jill -- "vow renewal" just didn't fit. 

It's the morning of the vow renewal, and Renee and (and Kaylee) are putting on the lovely hot pink t-shirts blouses that go under their 1890s saloon girl dresses. How they found the privacy to sing this, I don't know -- it's the magic of the theater:

[(AND KAYLEE)]
When Momma remarries
We’ll go as a pack
As public as public can be
Just Momma, four boys, all the girls (I’ve lost track)
Mom’s parents, one father, huge flowers
And me...
When Momma remarries!

[RENEE]
When Momma remarries
We’ll poof up our hair
And put on the shoes we can find
I'll put all the hair ribbons
Into my hair
And put on a dress
That’s so bright we’ll go blind!
When Momma remarries!

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Momma, get out your white dress
You've done it before

[RENEE]
With Great-gran on saw!

[BOTH]
Momma, God thinks you’re a mess,
But you think you’re great,
With nary a flaw!

Oh, Momma, such stress
To shlep down the aisle
On your day.

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Keep Jill in the spotlight,
Eternally our plight,

[RENEE]
It never ends, day after day,

[BOTH]
Our Momma remarries today!

[RENEE]
When Momma remarries  the theme of the day will be:
"Let me entertain Jill, plaster on a smile!
I will say a prayer!"

[(AND KAYLEE)]
"I will curl my hair!"

[RENEE]
Go hide, Kaylee!

[(AND KAYLEE)
Smile, Renee!

Momma won’t take our advice
She gets all the joy,

[RENEE]
While we pay the price.

[BOTH]
Momma, can’t we eat the rice?
You got married once,
You need that thrill twice?

It could be so nice
If Momma knew marriage was work,

[(AND KAYLEE)]
But Momma gets married

[RENEE]
And...

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Married

[RENEE]
And...

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Married

[BOTH]
And just wants the fun, what a jerk!
Our Momma...
Our Momma...
Our Momma...
Remarries today!

 

 

 

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Posted (edited)

I tried out my Jill impression saying "Hel-LO Facebook FAH-low-errss!" and my kitty snapped her head around and gave me the most WTF look.

I guess that means I did it right.

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57 minutes ago, Okie_Bokie said:

The woman who posted said that the photo on the left was her AFTER photo, so apparently Plexus

OMG , I didn't catch that. I peeped her Plexus FB page. She has more before and afters that look similar. 

 

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pook

A little J'Abba....

 

Gimme. Gimme Gimme a Facebook Live after midnight.

 

Won't Renee or Kaylee take my crying baby away.   to be continued...

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harkasquirrel

(And Kaylee's) Turn. Girl deserves a solo.

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pook
3 minutes ago, harkasquirrel said:

(And Kaylee's) Turn. Girl deserves a solo.

How about a Rod version of another ABBA song:. The Winner Takes it all changed to Mama Takes it All?

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BlackberryGirl

Wait, did Plexshit give her jaundice? She’s canary colored in 2018.

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Pibblesmiles

Fiddler on the Roof inspired scenes: 

A duet between Nurie and (and Kaylee) based on "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match"

Jill! singing "If David Was a Rich Man" while Davey sits in a recliner, doing nothing, with a dopey look on his face.

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Exposed Collarbone

For a random non-dancing scene (because dancing is sinful) we could do a rendition of Stacy's Mom but change it to Nurie's Mom. Jill can just stand in the middle of the stage in her modestly tight clothing and act surprised that everyone finds her attractive. 

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missy1228

I think we are forgetting a starring role.... someone needs to play the part of Jilly's PHONE. I mean, after all, IT is the reason for so much... I suggest this costume:

 

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Four is Enough

I just have to say y'all are tearing me up. I'm SO entertained by these threads..

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7 minutes ago, Four is Enough said:

I just have to say y'all are tearing me up. I'm SO entertained by these threads..

Agree!  Jill's probably pissed we are talking about her musical and not, well Jill.  She shouldn't feel persecuted though because not many people get an entite musical written about just themselves unless you are say Freddie Mercury or the Von Traps.

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Posted (edited)

I want to be, in addition to the KOA attendant's wife, Old Jill, looking back and reflecting like Grizabella the Glamour Cat....

 

Mem'ry....

all alone in the RV...

I can smile at the Plexus (it was alive Bio-oh-mes)

We crammed like sardines in a can

Once I knew what happiness was

Makeup and tchotchkes

Kids on the floor....

 

 

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https://redirect.viglink.com/?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_155752278554812&key=79bd9386a12d9ac58a81d42672c87dc4&libId=jviks9jq0102hjor000MAptc0c09u&subId=4722371074&loc=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.freejinger.org%2Ftopic%2F32354-jrod-96-jrod-and-the-101-damnations-the-worst-100-jill-moments%2F%3Fpage%3D22&v=1&out=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fstory.php%3Fstory_fbid%3D1916947355210275%26id%3D100006850878192&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.freejinger.org%2Ftopic%2F32354-jrod-96-jrod-and-the-101-damnations-the-worst-100-jill-moments%2F%3Fpage%3D25&title=JRod 96%3A JRod and the 101 Damnations%2C the worst 100 Jill moments - Page 22 - RVfull of Grifting (Rodrigues Family) - Free Jinger&txt=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fstory.php%3Fstory_fbid%3D1916947355210275%26amp%3Bid%3D100006850878192

I sat through the whole video of Jill's oldest 4 kids mimicking Sweet Mama's modesty, homeschooling, abortion, and submissive housewife standards.

Kaylee shows graphic pictures of post-aborted fetuses.  One horrific picture is of a severed, blood-dripping head of a full term baby.  Jill says she is going to weep and begins weeping.  

I was amazed when the camera pans back to Kaylee's face and she is full-on grinning, Jill style! I do wonder what she was thinking right then.

I've never heard of full term babies being aborted by severing the neck.  Please tell me this is only propaganda and not actually done.

Everything I've read about late stage abortion is that these were well wanted babies with tragic outcomes and are not compatible with life.

 

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4 hours ago, thoughtful said:

Jill would, no doubt, be horrified that I had to use "remarried" to fit the rhythm. Sorry, Jill -- "vow renewal" just didn't fit. 

It's the morning of the vow renewal, and Renee and (and Kaylee) are putting on the lovely hot pink t-shirts blouses that go under their 1890s saloon girl dresses. How they found the privacy to sing this, I don't know -- it's the magic of the theater:

[(AND KAYLEE)]
When Momma remarries
We’ll go as a pack
As public as public can be
Just Momma, four boys, all the girls (I’ve lost track)
Mom’s parents, one father, huge flowers
And me...
When Momma remarries!

[RENEE]
When Momma remarries
We’ll poof up our hair
And put on the shoes we can find
I'll put all the hair ribbons
Into my hair
And put on a dress
That’s so bright we’ll go blind!
When Momma remarries!

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Momma, get out your white dress
You've done it before

[RENEE]
With Great-gran on saw!

[BOTH]
Momma, God thinks you’re a mess,
But you think you’re great,
With nary a flaw!

Oh, Momma, such stress
To shlep down the aisle
On your day.

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Keep Jill in the spotlight,
Eternally our plight,

[RENEE]
It never ends, day after day,

[BOTH]
Our Momma remarries today!

[RENEE]
When Momma remarries  the theme of the day will be:
"Let me entertain Jill, plaster on a smile!
I will say a prayer!"

[(AND KAYLEE)]
"I will curl my hair!"

[RENEE]
Go hide, Kaylee!

[(AND KAYLEE)
Smile, Renee!

Momma won’t take our advice
She gets all the joy,

[RENEE]
While we pay the price.

[BOTH]
Momma, can’t we eat the rice?
You got married once,
You need that thrill twice?

It could be so nice
If Momma knew marriage was work,

[(AND KAYLEE)]
But Momma gets married

[RENEE]
And...

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Married

[RENEE]
And...

[(AND KAYLEE)]
Married

[BOTH]
And just wants the fun, what a jerk!
Our Momma...
Our Momma...
Our Momma...
Remarries today!

 

 

 

@thoughtful, this is BEYOND magnificent. (And I say this as an obnoxious stage mother whose child has played both Dainty June and Electra.)

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