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Georgiana

JRod 97: Now casting for Jill! The Musical

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Georgiana

After we reviewed the many damnations of Jill, FJ decided to develop a musical based on Jill and her many persecutions. It's like Opposite Hamilton!  

Meanwhile, Jill herself continues to provide content for us to work off with her new favorite thing: Hostage Modesty Videos.  

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Exposed Collarbone

My comment got lost, but I'm perfectly fine with singing "Hello". My only caveat is that I get to howl during the chorus. (I'm a true method actress.)

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DangerNoodle

Jill publicly shared a friend's Plexus testimony this morning. It is either removed or she changed the privacy. I got screenshots, but I'm not sure if I can post here since the post isn't public anymore.

It is from a woman who successfully used Plexus during pregnancy. Cured a list of conditions including IBS. She included a before and after- both pictures look fine but I genuinely believe the before is better. 

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dpndetfarm
Posted (edited)

Repeat post.  didn't know the thread was closing.

Did anyone take UndeadTimothy?  If not I would love that role.  I dream of buying intimately inappropriate gifts for my girlfriend  sibling and my mom predatory, emotionally incestuous, un-unheadship, female life giver.

 

Crap.  Now I see it on the intro.  Ah well, repetition is not all bad or someone can erase me.

 

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last post on last thread, but now I see it on the intro

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onekidanddone

I'll audition for Beansie

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thoughtful

I was also answering a post when the thread changed, to tell @Spanger that she doesn't need my help -- her parody was great!

It took me some googling to figure out what the song was -- the only things I know from BATB are songs my students have asked to play. You'd think that every song ever written would be in my brain somewhere, but I have all kinds of gaps, including songs that everyone around me seems to know. As I tell my students, I am tragically un-hip. And it's not just my age -- I was as interested in music from way before my time and eclectic sources as I was in what was current, even when I was a kid. That's why I always post a video with my parodies -- I know my references are a weird mix.

@Gimme a Free RV, your picture of sad Snuggles is perfect. But shouldn't she be singing "Hello, is it me you're not bothering to look for?" I know, it wouldn't fit the rhythm, but it's more accurate!

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griffin

I want to be the costume designer. Has that been taken? I would get everything from the rescue mission's rejects and make sure nothing fits anyone. Everyone would have dark tights with white sandals two sizes too big in the heat of the summer and tee shirts under strapless dresses. Jeans and long skirts for swimming. Everything matching by color for the big dance numbers....

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HarryPotterFan

In addition to being a back-up cat singer (you know, we definitly need a song for the sold cat with back up cat singers and dancers) I guess I can be a Rodlet kid. People still ask me what grade I’m in.

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6 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

I'll audition for Beansie

Whoever plays Beansie should probably be wearing a costume based on @Alisamer's drawings, in the tradition of Julie Taymor's original Lion King designs.

Have to make sure it's not too heavy, though, otherwise:

 

9 minutes ago, griffin said:

tee shirts under strapless dresses

Blouses, @griffin - you must call them blouses.

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Bad Wolf

OT. Jill posted a video of Tim's graduation pictures. That boy needs his own Facebook account.

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Georgiana
29 minutes ago, DangerNoodle said:

Jill publicly shared a friend's Plexus testimony this morning. It is either removed or she changed the privacy. I got screenshots, but I'm not sure if I can post here since the post isn't public anymore.

It is from a woman who successfully used Plexus during pregnancy. Cured a list of conditions including IBS. She included a before and after- both pictures look fine but I genuinely believe the before is better. 

As long as the screenshots were taken while it was public, it's fair game!  

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Leftitinmysnood

I speak to be the. Choreographer! Making sure to maintain godly distances between males and females, having enough dazzle and sparkle! There would have to be a whole dance sequence around the lonely courting bench.

Also, why hasn't Gypsy been mentioned yet? Grifting, traveling, showboating mother. You Gotta Get a Gimmick with Plexus, If Mama Were Married adapted for the vow renewal, Some People [may get a thrill from being sluttish and also smell. That's ok for some humdrum people, I suppose, but not. .  . Jill!]. You could even make Have an Eggroll into Share a Drumstick.

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25 minutes ago, Bad Wolf said:

OT. Jill posted a video of Tim's graduation pictures. That boy needs his own Facebook account.

Why? That was how many years ago? Or is this her way of trying to find him a wife? 

35 minutes ago, griffin said:

I want to be the costume designer. Has that been taken? I would get everything from the rescue mission's rejects and make sure nothing fits anyone. Everyone would have dark tights with white sandals two sizes too big in the heat of the summer and tee shirts under strapless dresses. Jeans and long skirts for swimming. Everything matching by color for the big dance numbers....

Besides us that want to be Davey's family, we get more modern, up-to-date, casual (jeans, t-shirts, etc) outfits. :)  And if I get the in front of their house road neighbor, I think they are a career couple with kids with styles from this decade. :D

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As for sets, the musical will need a hospital setting which can be utilized for at least two important scenes: the “gender reveal” party when Amy was in the hospital and where the selfies are taken of Nurie & (and Kaylee) in stretchers after their car accident. 

An open role that is still needs filling: the mystery dental student Nurie courted. This role will be off-stage (or in the shadows), and you can simply hand that goody basket to her. 

 

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catlady
44 minutes ago, Exposed Collarbone said:

Do they pull out pamphlets instead of switchblades? Because that would be amazing. 

you win!  i so want to see this in the worst way!!

22 minutes ago, DangerNoodle said:

 

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like DangerNoodle said, i like the before better.  at first i didn't think it was the same person (with new hair and new eyebrows and a different angle and different lighting, i guess it is).    but the biggest thing i notice is that Plexus gave her Crazy Eyes.

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12 minutes ago, Leftitinmysnood said:

Also, why hasn't Gypsy been mentioned yet? Grifting, traveling, showboating mother. You Gotta Get a Gimmick with Plexus, If Mama Were Married adapted for the vow renewal, Some People [may get a thrill from being sluttish and also smell. That's ok for some humdrum people, I suppose, but not. .  . Jill!]. You could even make Have an Eggroll into Share a Drumstick.

Oh, God -- I love you, and I will not get any work done today. I'll be back . . .

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So does Pa Turtleneck need to wear a turtleneck? I'm pretty good at fading into the background and gazing with displeasure, which seems to be all we see of him. 

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Leftitinmysnood

"You can sacrifice your sacro poppin' out the arrows, eatin' from the dump till you're dead. But you gotta get some Plexus if you wanna get ahead."

All the "uh, uh, uhs" would be bearing down noises.

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1 hour ago, LilMissMetaphor said:

When you're a Rod, you're a Rod all the way,

From your mod-covered bod to your last dying day...

West (Virginia) Side Story

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