Are your children playing with lucifer's testicles?

[Briefly]

We went to the grocery store this afternoon, and this is our clearance haul.  Only 4 bags are chocolate eggs, so they count but I'm not sure if the others count as the aforementioned testicles.  I managed to hold my laughter until we were in the car and on the way home, then I had to explain to Mr. Briefly why I was hysterical.  He thought it was the funniest thing he's heard in weeks.