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Alisamer

The adventures of Beansie

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Blessings of the Corn

oh my god. You are all AMAZING. I haven't an artistic bone in my body, so I will appreciate from afar. I'd LOVE a paper doll Beansie or a coloring book :D

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Safe. Sane. Consensual. Green beans.

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Lisafer
22 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Safe. Sane. Consensual. Green beans.

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I'm dying at the VALUE PACK of condoms!

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Lisafer said:

I'm dying at the VALUE PACK of condoms!

I LOVE sex AND I LOVE a deal! :pb_lol:

 

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Just now, Lisafer said:

I'm dying at the VALUE PACK of condoms!

It looks like it's been opened a few times, too. Yay! :occasion-partyblower:

2 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

I LOVE sex AND I LOVE a deal! :pb_lol:

Good!

(accidental cross post :pb_redface: )

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The green beans were on sale too! Family size! No shame in my game! :obscene-drinkingcheers:

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catlady

I still have to cut him out when the glue dries, but Beansie has donned a bedazzled blue shirt so that he will be Beansie Boy Blue and Gabriel can ditch his hated nickname. 

I really want to bring him along for our Easter festivities, but there’s no way I can explain him to the other nine people without sounding like i’ve lost my marbles. 

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PumaLover

OMG @ViolaSebastian his shirt! Nike! And @catlady I love the blue sparkles!!

I just went to Walmart and got some red pipe cleaners for tails. It was a big pack and I literally only need one so hit me up if you need a pipecleaner demon tail! 😈

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quiversR4hunting

I love that Beansie thread has slowed down the Jill thread. It must be gnawing at her that we are more interested in Beansie adventures than her :)

I am trying to figure out away to ask the admin assistant at my office to laminate Beansie so he will last through his adventures... As @catlady said, not sure how to do that without sounding like I lost my marbles! 

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MayMay1123

love the glitter @catlady! i looked for some in granddaughter's art supplies, but couldn't find any. maybe in the future, mybeansie needs some LOL

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catlady

I would have preferred red glitter, because the idea of a Jillerized demon is amazing. But all I had was blue, so he got the T-shirt. :) 

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Evangeline
3 hours ago, quiversR4hunting said:

 

I am trying to figure out away to ask the admin assistant at my office to laminate Beansie so he will last through his adventures... As @catlady said, not sure how to do that without sounding like I lost my marbles! 

Surely there's a child in your life who needs Beansie for a school project or something. Take inspiration from Jill. When all else fails, blame the kids! 

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onekidanddone
4 hours ago, Evangeline said:

Surely there's a child in your life who needs Beansie for a school project or something. Take inspiration from Jill. When all else fails, blame the kids! 

I want a Beansie bobble head 

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PumaLover

Happy Friday, FJers! Beansie is enjoying the fruit of the vine with me tonight. (And yes, I drink wine out of a plastic cup. We don't have wine glasses anymore, lol.)

We have family over, and no one has questioned me about the demon on the counter 😂

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onekidanddone

Where are you all getting you Beansie? Because now I really want one of your own. 

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Alisamer
5 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

Where are you all getting you Beansie? Because now I really want one of your own. 

Beansie!

color-your-own, for now. 

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onekidanddone
23 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

Beansie!

color-your-own, for now. 

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Thanks! Now I have to find a time to print it, sneak my daughter’s gel pens to color him in. I’ll have to find a time when Mr. and OneKid aren’t home. 

Does the fact I need to hide my relationship with Beansie mean I have a problem?

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MayMay1123
9 hours ago, onekidanddone said:

Thanks! Now I have to find a time to print it, sneak my daughter’s gel pens to color him in. I’ll have to find a time when Mr. and OneKid aren’t home. 

Does the fact I need to hide my relationship with Beansie mean I have a problem?

i, too, am hiding mybeansie. the only reason i got mine done so quickly is because the kids were off school and with their mother, so i didn't have anything better to do LOL 

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catlady

You guys, Beansie has a sidekick!  My IT skills are crap, so I ended up with two images of different sizes.  Some how it fit to make the smaller one green, so he needed his own name.  I thought about Greensie and Bitsy Beans, but then decided on Li’l Shiv, thanks to @HereticHick in the thread drift surrounding Chelsy Maxwell naming her baby Axton.  So Beansie and Li’l Shiv are getting drunk before embarking on their next attack of JillRod.

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Beansie is heading to Fort Worth tomorrow.  He'll have to ride flat in the back seat because his Jill-esque beads might fall off.  His wing are blue so he's patriotic (like Jill), and he has a WVU tattoo as a nod to my fundie cousins who hate public school but are willing drive 100 miles to go to WVU football games.

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PumaLover

Beansie wants to wish everyone a very happy Easter! My niece and nephew told me they really like "my dragon" 😂

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HarryPotterFan

I am finally caught up on this thread!! Last weekend was so busy, then so was this week and weekend.

@Alisamer I LOVE the name Beanzelub. Thank you for providing us with amazing Beansie drawings.

On 4/14/2019 at 2:30 PM, pamplemousse said:

One Beansie in the red light district in Amsterdam and on the same day, Beansie at a pro-(insert your favorite Democrat's name here) rally! I'm loving it!

If only we had Beansie in our lives when i was I Amsterdam last year!!! Sadness. What a missed opportunity!!

On 4/15/2019 at 6:48 PM, SilverBeach said:

Beansie must have a picture in front of his namesake, the bean in millennium park in Chicago. I love FJ, some of the most creative, talented, and funny people on the internet reside here. I'm unable to explain Beansie to Mr. SB though.

Well now I really need to visit family in Chicago!! I’ve been meaning to but this might be the kick in the butt I need to make plans.

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I found an iPhone app that lets you draw on and do “bucket fill” on photos. I present to you...Quidditch Beansie

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Of course his team name and uniform are inspired by Plexus. And he painted his fork to look like a broom.

He’s also wearing short shorts because that would horrify Jill 

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onekidanddone
5 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

I found an iPhone app that lets you draw on and do “bucket fill” on photos. I present to you...Quidditch Beansie

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Of course his team name and uniform is inspired by Plexus. And he painted his fork to look like a broom.

@HarryPotterFan my dear you must tell me the name of the app. My fine motor skills so this would be perfect 

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