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Alisamer

The adventures of Beansie

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Bad Wolf

I'll take him to our Episcopal church and a casino. Maybe take his picture by a billboard advertising one of the ranches (brothels for those not acquainted with Nevada)

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Naga Viper
2 hours ago, thoughtful said:

@Alisamerif you ever feel compelled to draw Beansie a girlfriend (or boyfriend -- that would really stick in Jill's craw), could his/her name be Sugar Snap Pea?

Sugar Snap sounds like a drag name to me. Although I certainly see no reason Beansie couldn't be in a bisexual poly situation with Sugar Snap, Fava, Adzuki, and whoever else.

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MarblesMom
Posted (edited)

I cannot wait to take my Beansie on some heathen adventures.  The pics from his global treks will be hysterical!

ETA that I will take him to a marijuana dispensary when I arrive in No Cal.  Beansie has needs, you know.

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Gobsmacked
13 hours ago, catlady said:

How about Baked?

His wee toesies will be covered in tomato sauce!

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PennySycamore

@Naga Viper, Sugar Snap does sounds like a drag name!  I'd like to take Beansie to DragCon.  If I can't make it to DragCon, a drag show would do or a drag pageant.  

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Naga Viper

Wouldn't Steve Maxwell be Beansie's most natural nemesis? Scarier and more evil than Beansie's boss, and inclined to turn Beansie and his kind into a flavorless mush for his burritos.

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
2 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

ETA that I will take him to a marijuana dispensary when I arrive in No Cal.  Beansie has needs, you know.

 

15 hours ago, catlady said:

How about Baked?

Is it just me, or do these 2 ideas go together? :obscene-smokingweed: :obscene-smokingjoint: :hookah:

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DarkAnts

I would take him on a tour of the dispensary’s around town. He would also visit a few adult toy stores. 

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Tim-Tom Biblethumper

I so want to do this, but am caregiver to my Mom right now, so I'd have to make arrangements.
I live in Clearwater.  THAT Clearwater.
One or lots of the various Scientology facilities would be included.
AND Beansie would have to make an appearance on Clearwater Beach (the same Clearwater Beach where the Bates went swimming in their clothes while bitching about people in bathing suits and the boys had to divert their eyes from the unclothed masses).
 

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AliceInFundyland
4 minutes ago, Tim-Tom Biblethumper said:

I so want to do this, but am caregiver to my Mom right now, so I'd have to make arrangements.
I live in Clearwater.  THAT Clearwater.
One or lots of the various Scientology facilities would be included.
AND Beansie would have to make an appearance on Clearwater Beach (the same Clearwater Beach where the Bates went swimming in their clothes while bitching about people in bathing suits and the boys had to divert their eyes from the unclothed masses).
 

I think Beansie will be with us for awhile. He can wait paitently. Besides, think of all the things in the house he doesn’t know. Good books, music. A decent and balanced meal. Maybe you could do the TLC ;) when you have an extra moment from mom. We have SO MUCH to show him.

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Griftthatkeepsongrifting
Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Tim-Tom Biblethumper said:

I so want to do this, but am caregiver to my Mom right now, so I'd have to make arrangements.
I live in Clearwater.  THAT Clearwater.
One or lots of the various Scientology facilities would be included.
AND Beansie would have to make an appearance on Clearwater Beach (the same Clearwater Beach where the Bates went swimming in their clothes while bitching about people in bathing suits and the boys had to divert their eyes from the unclothed masses).
 

I was born at Morton Plant and raised in North Pinellas County! I no longer live there, but I'm back fairly  often. Maybe Beansie and I can make it happen. Plus a trip to the Starbucks on the corner of Ft. Harrison for good measure!

Edited to add... best wishes to you and your mother. My father was caregiver to my mother for several years and I have major respect and admiration to individuals that unselfishly give so much of themselves. 

Edited by Griftthatkeepsongrifting

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DarkAnts
9 hours ago, AliceInFundyland said:

I think Beansie will be with us for awhile. He can wait paitently. Besides, think of all the things in the house he doesn’t know. Good books, music. A decent and balanced meal. Maybe you could do the TLC ;) when you have an extra moment from mom. We have SO MUCH to show him.

I have a copy of the new revised standard edition Bible with the apocrypha. It’s the least biblically correct version according to evangelicals. I am sure Beansie would enjoy looking at it.

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Seahorse Wrangler
16 hours ago, Naga Viper said:

Sugar Snap sounds like a drag name to me. Although I certainly see no reason Beansie couldn't be in a bisexual poly situation with Sugar Snap, Fava, Adzuki, and whoever else.

Fava would naturally be carrying a bottle of chianti.

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quiversR4hunting
Posted (edited)

So are we doing a little "Flat Stanley" thing with Beansie? That would be fun! Print off one of the awesome drawings of Beansie and take pictures of it in various locations around the world. :D

Edit - ok some how I missed all of page 2 of this thread-- continue with the "flat beansie" plans, don't pay any attention to me! 

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how did I miss an entire page of posts?!

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Alisamer

I worked on cleaning up the sketch today, so hopefully Wednesday I can take a lunch and color him digitally so we'll have a pretty clean (but still hand-drawn) Beansie to print out!

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Deleorean88mph
33 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

I worked on cleaning up the sketch today, so hopefully Wednesday I can take a lunch and color him digitally so we'll have a pretty clean (but still hand-drawn) Beansie to print out!

In the meantime...can your rough draft be photoshopped onto David's tract?

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catlady

If D-Rod handed me a tract with a smiling Beansie, i’d accept that!!  

Theological question time:  What does Rufus think of Beansie?

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Naga Viper

[small voice] I think that's actually a decent photo of David.

[calls mental health clinic for a next-day appointment, then has a lie-down]

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Henri205

You guys are killing me, this thread is wonderful.  I love you all.  

I live in a beach town north of Boston. Beansie will have such fun here as he:

- Visits a beach alive with sluts, immodest people.....probably sluts who’ve used birth control, men who have worn condoms. A world gone mad in the Rodiot view. 

- Eats fried SHELLFISH.  Beansie can’t resist a clam shack.  Or a shack-up.  😳Maybe Beansie meets an irresistible trans person and you all take things from there, you evil people.  

- Trip to Salem,  the Witch Museum and the memorial. If this goes on Beansie will go to Salem for Haunted Happenings in October. Maybe he’ll visit Elizabeth Montgomery’s Bewitched statue.  Jill will run shrieking.  

- Visits my alma mater, an evil Jesuit university.

- A gay bar where Beansie will be in my selfie as I kiss another man.  That’ll kill Jill.  

I’m creatively-challenged but I think it’d be somewhat easy to attach Beansie to a piece of cardboard to make him, ahem, harder.  And more durable, so to speak. 

Sorry to ramble on so. I usually lurk and admire you all but the Beansie thread is captivating.  

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Gobsmacked
2 hours ago, Deleorean88mph said:

In the meantime...can your rough draft be photoshopped onto David's tract?

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Never before have I seen a grown man look so chuffed because he has multiplied smilies.

Glasgow did it (S)miles better back in 1988!!!!!!!

( Google it cos I can't screen shot)!!!

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Ash

Do we have an idea of what the text of that tract looks like? Because I'm imagining a re-write. Smile: Beansie loves you!

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ViolaSebastian

It just occurred to me that we'll also be able to make outfits for Beansie...get ready for fishnets under Daisy Dukes!

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Lisafer

I...um...I know a place where I could take Beansie and show him a giant hotel sign shaped like a penis.

If y'all think he would like that. 

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SilverBeach
Posted (edited)

Beansie must have a picture in front of his namesake, the bean in millennium park in Chicago. I love FJ, some of the most creative, talented, and funny people on the internet reside here. I'm unable to explain Beansie to Mr. SB though.

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