Jump to content
  • Sky
  • Blueberry
  • Slate
  • Blackcurrant
  • Watermelon
  • Strawberry
  • Orange
  • Banana
  • Apple
  • Emerald
  • Chocolate
  • Charcoal
Alisamer

The adventures of Beansie

Recommended Posts

Nervous
AliceInFundyland

Oh folks. This is so much a better creative outlet for our talents than the porn.

Haymun!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
wallysmommy

I would so participate in a Flat Beansie traveling tour.  

Have you read the Sherrilyn Kenyon Dark Hunter series of books?  A main character, Acheron, has a demon tattoo that comes to life as a girl demon named Simi. I think Beansie needs to be a secret tattoo that (and Kaylee) has that she brings to life when Jill irritates her.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
griffin

I want to call him  Beenzebub. (get it?) 

  • Upvote 2
  • Haha 8
  • Love 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
EmmieJ
1 hour ago, wallysmommy said:

I would so participate in a Flat Beansie traveling tour.  

Have you read the Sherrilyn Kenyon Dark Hunter series of books?  A main character, Acheron, has a demon tattoo that comes to life as a girl demon named Simi. I think Beansie needs to be a secret tattoo that (and Kaylee) has that she brings to life when Jill irritates her.

If I got a tattoo, it would be of Beansie.  For the first time, I'm actually considering getting one lol.

  • Upvote 2
  • Haha 6
  • I Agree 1
  • Love 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Don'tlikekoolaid

I volunteer to accompany Beansie to a Bro Gary tent meeting in the maintains!

  • Upvote 5
  • Haha 14
  • Love 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Spent
ViolaSebastian

Yes! Someone please draw a flat Beansie so he can go on an international tour! It’s almost Derby time and Beansie would fit right in with all the drinking and gambling and green beans. 

  • Upvote 2
  • Haha 5
  • I Agree 1
  • Love 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Meh
Evangeline

Places I would take Beansie: 

- My evil job, where lots of women work. 

- My gay-friendly UMC church with a woman pastor. 

- My kids' public schools. 

- Trick or treating. 

- Target. 

This could be fun! 

  • Upvote 4
  • Haha 9
  • Love 7

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Alisamer

OMG I love you all. I'm glad so many of you like my silly doodles! 

@FullOfGravy that TP cover is amazing. I knit but can't follow a crochet pattern to save my life. I'm super impressed!

@thoughtful that song is hilarious, love it!

8 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Yes! Someone please draw a flat Beansie so he can go on an international tour! It’s almost Derby time and Beansie would fit right in with all the drinking and gambling and green beans. 

Y'all. I work at a printer. We have a flatbed printer and a CNC router. Give me a week or two and I might be able to make this happen! I'll have to figure out what pose will work best and be sturdiest, and what size will be big enough but still be reasonably mailable. I'll put an easel back on so he can be freestanding, if I can. 

  • Upvote 9
  • I Agree 1
  • Thank You 2
  • Love 13

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
WiseGirl
36 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

. I work at a printer. We have a flatbed printer and a CNC router. Give me a week or two and I might be able to make this happen! I'll have to figure out what pose will work best and be sturdiest, and what size will be big enough but still be reasonably mailable

Not sure if it is possible, but can there just be a drawing we can all print individually to take a Beansie around and then we don't have to worry about mailing and it getting lost.

  • Upvote 6
  • I Agree 25
  • Love 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Aggravated
pamplemousse
2 minutes ago, WiseGirl said:

Not sure if it is possible, but can there just be a drawing we can all print individually to take a Beansie around and then we don't have to worry about mailing and it getting lost.

If it's possible, that's a great idea. Then we can do all sorts of cool things with him without having to wait for him to arrive in the mail.  Just imagine the possibilities. Multiple rock concerts in the same night! Trips to the beach or the pool - and if someone wanted to get a little more creative, he or she could make a whole wardrobe of swim trunks for him! One Beansie in the red light district in Amsterdam and on the same day, Beansie at a pro-(insert your favorite Democrat's name here) rally! I'm loving it!

  • Upvote 5
  • Haha 4
  • I Agree 3
  • Love 7

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Naga Viper

^This. Much easier, plus it allows people to run around with individual Beansies indefinitely. I imagine he'll be in high demand come Halloween, and this way we can have a little army of darkness covering all bases.

53 minutes ago, Evangeline said:

Places I would take Beansie: 

- My evil job, where lots of women work. 

- My gay-friendly UMC church with a woman pastor. 

- My kids' public schools. 

- Trick or treating. 

- Target. 

This could be fun! 

The more I think about it, the more I'm surprised we haven't already done a Flat Jill or had Jill memes featuring her with Maximum Outrage Face. She's so easily triggered that the possibilities would be endless.

  • Upvote 5
  • Haha 11
  • I Agree 1
  • Love 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Deleorean88mph
57 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

 

Y'all. I work at a printer. We have a flatbed printer and a CNC router. Give me a week or two and I might be able to make this happen! I'll have to figure out what pose will work best and be sturdiest, and what size will be big enough but still be reasonably mailable. I'll put an easel back on so he can be freestanding, if I can. 

If your printer doesn't work out, I do know of a printing ministry...😉

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Nervous
AliceInFundyland
19 minutes ago, WiseGirl said:

Not sure if it is possible, but can there just be a drawing we can all print individually to take a Beansie around and then we don't have to worry about mailing and it getting lost.

Ooh. He’ll be like our little Beansie Pokemon/garden gnome.

 

  • Upvote 1
  • Haha 11
  • Love 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Dizzy
Dana723
38 minutes ago, Deleorean88mph said:

If your printer doesn't work out, I do know of a printing ministry...😉

*phone rings*

Hello, Shrek?  Oh, right, right, David.  Listen, I have something I needed printed out.  Yeah, it's called Beansie and it's a demon that lives in a green bean can.  What's that?  Your wife had a SEVERE cut from a bean can?  Huh, I didn't know that.  Anyway, we want to print out this Beansie so we can take pictures of it in different situations, and...No, we can't afford to pay you.  Or buy you a new RV.  Or...hello?  Hello?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Alisamer

Lol we can do both? If I'm going to get a cleaned up drawing ready to be easily printable, it won't be a big deal to give the file to our wide format guy and ask him to stick it in some wasted space on the next thing he prints. Even if he just hangs around my office it'll be fun! 

Im leaning toward the standing Beansie with the fork. His wings are in a good place to support his hands when he's cut out. 

  • Upvote 10
  • Thank You 2
  • Love 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Depressed
Sky with diamonds

Absolutely brilliant! 😂

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Granwych
Posted (edited)

Can Rowan Atkinson be our celebrity "Beansie?"

And how about a "Mexican jumping bean?"

 Fjers, you are wonderful!!

 

Edited by Granwych
Addendum

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Karma

I’ll take Beansie to an Australian beach :)  Maybe the Opera house as well.  Great idea about the printable beansie. Thanks for doing this @Alisamer!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Nervous
AliceInFundyland
1 minute ago, Karma said:

I’ll take Beansie to an Australian beach :)  Maybe the Opera house as well.  Great idea about the printable beansie. Thanks for doing this @Alisamer!

I just wanted to take him to the condom aisle.

  • Upvote 1
  • Haha 25
  • I Agree 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Karma
1 minute ago, AliceInFundyland said:

I just wanted to take him to the condom aisle.

I vote that this has to be his first outing! 

Im sitting in a tyre repair place (damned screw in my tyre) and these men are wondering why I just snorted laughing. :laughing-rolling:

  • Upvote 1
  • Haha 2
  • Love 9

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Nervous
AliceInFundyland
3 minutes ago, Karma said:

I vote that this has to be his first outing! 

Im sitting in a tyre repair place (damned screw in my tyre) and these men are wondering why I just snorted laughing. :laughing-rolling:

We can show him ALL the condom aisles! 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
wallysmommy

He's definitely going to Bourbon Street!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
37 minutes ago, AliceInFundyland said:

We can show him ALL the condom aisles! 

Someone can take him to Planned Parenthood. :bigheart:

  • Upvote 3
  • Haha 6
  • Love 11

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
thoughtful

@Alisamerif you ever feel compelled to draw Beansie a girlfriend (or boyfriend -- that would really stick in Jill's craw), could his/her name be Sugar Snap Pea?

  • Haha 13
  • Thank You 1
  • Love 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Granwych
Posted (edited)

We can get a pic of Beansie with a bottle of "Beano" too.

 

I can see that I really have to get out more because I'm enjoying this waaay too much.

Edited by Granwych
Addendum
  • Upvote 1
  • Haha 14
  • I Agree 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now



×