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The adventures of Beansie

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catlady

I love that the Greenest Beans can is from the Dollar Tree!!

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Alisamer
16 minutes ago, catlady said:

I love that the Greenest Beans can is from the Dollar Tree!!

It had to be. And here's the first appearance of Beansie!

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Granwych

How about a sketch of Beansie with a microphone?  He can be catching the wails and teeth gnashing of the poor souls in hell at the center of the earth.

I stand in awe of your talent, Alisamer!

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Naga Viper

Oh, this is going to be fun. I mean, I don't know how much time you'll have to keep up with Jill's ongoing adventures or retcon Beansie into some of her greatest hits, @Alisamer, but I'm just delighted that this thread now exists. :pb_lol:

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Alisamer
23 minutes ago, Granwych said:

How about a sketch of Beansie with a microphone?  He can be catching the wails and teeth gnashing of the poor souls in hell at the center of the earth.

I stand in awe of your talent, Alisamer!

Aww thanks everyone! I’m still learning and practicing, so hopefully things will get better over time. I’m not willing to commit officially at this point but I’m hoping to post something Beansie related once a week or so  I hope  

and I was thinking of Beansie in this one, but he’s just implied. This I think is the first ever sketch I posted on FJ. We were talking about how that “recording of hell” rumor had been around for so many years they might have just dangled a Walkman down there.

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Fruitcake
Posted (edited)

Beanelzebub. 🤣 I’m dead. 

Also just throwing this out there...

http://www.littlebobabies.com/your-childs-own-plush-toy/

He could go on all sorts of adventures and maybe have his own Instagram account. 

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wallysmommy

This is awesomeness!  Thank you all for the laugh tonight.

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DarkAnts

We need to do a traveling Beansie. 

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thoughtful

I cannot draw or crochet. But the contrast between Jill's striking fear into her children and the innocent sweetness @Alisamer put into Beansie inspired a song parody:

Jilly thinks I’m Satan

Just hear her wail and moan

Instead of teaching manners

Her children’s fears she’ll hone.

 

She sees threats, there are none,

She’s got a lot of gall

They’ve got to do things her way

Or they don’t do things at all.

 

Uh-huh! They’re in trouble now!

Baby!

 

She don’t know what she’s messin’ with

When she warps their minds

She don’t know how her mania

Puts them in a bind.

 

There’s no Satan in these green beans,

No, no way, no how!

Jill don’t know what she’s messin’ with

But I’m gonna tell you now!

 

Get this straight!

I’m just a green bean demon from in your can,

One cute guy!

I’m just a green bean demon from in your can,

And I wouldn’t hurt a fly!

I’m just a green bean demon from in your can,

So stop scarin’ them with your cruel plan,

‘Cause I’m sweet and shy,

I’m one cute guy!

 

Wanna save their love, girl?

You want your kids to care?

You want to wake tomorrow

And see that they’re still there?

Better take a tip, girl,

Don’t drive them away,

Heaven’s in the future.

Teach them what they need today!

 

She don’t know what she’s messin’ with,

Thinks she’ll save their souls!

She thinks her fear is a Christmas gift,

But Jill, she just gives coals!

 

The Jilly don’t sleep tonight,

And when she gets online, she whines,

She says “That ain’t fair!”

She says “That ain’t right!”

“It’s all Satan!” she opines.

 

Catch me now!

I’m just a green bean demon from in your can,

One cute guy!

I’m just a green bean demon, no evil plan,

Don’t you tell your kids they’ll fry!

I’m just a green bean demon from in your can,

Mindin’ my own peas, don’t accuse me, man.

I’m sweet and shy,

I’m one cute guy!

 

You know I’m a young and a green legume,

I’m no harbinger of hot Hell and doom!

You can keep your fear

Stop your fit

Keep the drama, I’m over it!

 

My green’s natural, and out it pours

I don’t paint my eyes, better open yours!

You better shut it up! Stop the fear!

You got the point? I really hope so dear!

 

I’m sweet and shy,

I’m sweet and shy,

I’m sweet and shy,

I’m one cute guy!

 

Bye, bye, Jilly!

 

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Deleorean88mph
41 minutes ago, DarkAnts said:

We need to do a traveling Beansie. 

Just like the traveling Rod pod!

When is Beansie going to disguise himself as Plexus?

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squiddysquid

Ohh, loving this!

How about photoshopping Beansie on Jill's shoulder?

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Gobsmacked
2 hours ago, Deleorean88mph said:

Just like the traveling Rod pod!

When is Beansie going to disguise himself as Plexus?

Beansie is far to intelligent to stoop to such a low trick. 

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DarkAnts
2 hours ago, Deleorean88mph said:

Just like the traveling Rod pod!

When is Beansie going to disguise himself as Plexus?

Beansie could go on a tour of the country. The hoast could take Beansie someplace local and take pictures. Send him on his way to the next host with a local treat. 

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squiddysquid
1 hour ago, DarkAnts said:

Beansie could go on a tour of the country. The hoast could take Beansie someplace local and take pictures. Send him on his way to the next host with a local treat. 

And take him to the most demonic places possible; a catholic church, a pride parade... :D

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catlady
2 hours ago, squiddysquid said:

And take him to the most demonic places possible; a catholic church, a pride parade... :D

A little league game......

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courtlylove
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To a swimming pool where people are wearing (gasp!) swimwear!

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WiseGirl

We need a Flat Stanley version of Beansie (paper cut out). Oh the places he could go.  

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Seahorse Wrangler
6 hours ago, squiddysquid said:

Ohh, loving this!

How about photoshopping Beansie on Jill's shoulder?

I thought  shoulder demons are for gays. That's what I've seen in Chick tracts.

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FloraKitty35
11 hours ago, Granwych said:

He can be catching the wails and teeth gnashing of the poor souls in hell at the center of the earth.

Beansie's already been to a performance by the Maxwell family?

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Granwych
Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, FloraKitty35 said:

Beansie's already been to a performance by the Maxwell family?

Beansie's minions can be fava, haricot, and French style(the most Satanic of the patch??!!)

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Stupid autocorrect
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MayMay1123

just a caution...way, way back in my old aohell message board days, one of us had a glittery Jesus that we tried to send on tour. one person would get it, take pictures and post them, and send it on to next. that way you only knew 1 person's name and address. it worked for about 3 people. then glittery Jesus was "lost". no one knows the whole story, but it was believed that someone just kept it to be mean, even though they said it was lost in the mail. its a really wonderful idea in theory, and i would participate though! just wouldn't want something that someone worked hard on to be "lost".

 

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catlady
41 minutes ago, Granwych said:

Beansie's minions can be fava, haricot, and French style(the most Satanic of the patch??!!)

How about Baked?

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