Bro Gary Hawkins 10: Nouvelle Cuisine

[FullOfGravy]

3 hours ago, FundamentallyShocked said:

they will not endear sound doctoring.

My cross-stitch fingers are itching.

[keepercjr]

Here are the 2 comments from that word salad.   I had to LOL  at “I hope that is what you are saying.  And the other one singing Gary’s praises after reading that?!  What kind of standard do you hold for a god anointed preacher?  Clearly not a high one.

 

[wallysmommy]

"Doctoring from the KJB" reminds me of something Granny would have done on the Beverly Hillbillies.  She was always trying to "doctor" Mr. Drysdale.  

[Carol]

I think I've done a pretty good job of deciphering Gary Speak.

Gobbbly gibbly wanna lunna fick!!!  KSJ kilmardy gilganna Operetto disglasias preecher truk parkin lot?  Of curse!!  don yu no that!!

I im the last standing loser.

[Ozlsn]

12 hours ago, FundamentallyShocked said:

Preachers are also fighting against the idea that we must oppose anything in the Bible (not really sure about this point).

Yeah guessing they assume that all this human rights stuff is reflexive opposition to the Bible. Which is why they don't eat shellfish, tear down mildewed buildings etc etc 

12 hours ago, FundamentallyShocked said:

"Yes I have Friends in a little of camps but am a ones ite." (I actually have no idea where to start with this one!).

 "I have friends in a lot of camps but"... yeah I got nothing.  Also I doubt he has friends from a variety of Baptist backgrounds, let alone anything wider. 

[MathQueen]

I’ll be brave and take a stab at the Weenese here. It sounds to me like there are some disputes within the fellowship in his circle regarding personal convictions becoming mandates for all believers. It seems that Bro Gary is saying that KJV scripture and church doctrine are indisputable amongst believers, but that personal convictions are personal, given by God for a specific believer and his family. As such, they shouldn’t be the cause of debate or dispute between believers. This is a surprisingly enlightened view for the Bro. Contrast this with JRod, whose personal conviction is conflated with scripture and doctrine. This means she thinks, for example, that pants-wearing women in her church are headed down the primrose path to destruction, whether there is a scriptural basis or not for her belief.

[EyesOpen]

5 hours ago, MathQueen said:

I’ll be brave and take a stab at the Weenese here. It sounds to me like there are some disputes within the fellowship in his circle regarding personal convictions becoming mandates for all believers. It seems that Bro Gary is saying that KJV scripture and church doctrine are indisputable amongst believers, but that personal convictions are personal, given by God for a specific believer and his family. As such, they shouldn’t be the cause of debate or dispute between believers. This is a surprisingly enlightened view for the Bro. Contrast this with JRod, whose personal conviction is conflated with scripture and doctrine. This means she thinks, for example, that pants-wearing women in her church are headed down the primrose path to destruction, whether there is a scriptural basis or not for her belief.

Wow. How you got that eloquent recap out of what he wrote is impressive! 

[FundamentallyShocked]

His post from yesterday said

"Looking for a good time in God's house"

Now, maybe I'm old, but doesn't "looking for a good time" mean something, ah, unsavory? Asking for a friend.?

[thoughtful]

7 hours ago, FundamentallyShocked said:

His post from yesterday said

"Looking for a good time in God's house"

Now, maybe I'm old, but doesn't "looking for a good time" mean something, ah, unsavory? Asking for a friend.?

Now I'm picturing Bro Gary texting God in the middle of the night:

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[zeebaneighba]

23 hours ago, keepercjr said:

Here are the 2 comments from that word salad.   I had to LOL  at “I hope that is what you are saying.  And the other one singing Gary’s praises after reading that?!  What kind of standard do you hold for a god anointed preacher?  Clearly not a high one.

 

I'm stuck on "richeous."  Righteous. maybe?

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

OK Folks it looks like Becky has interpreted the good Bro’s post for us. 

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[thoughtful]

7 hours ago, Don'tlikekoolaid said:

OK Folks it looks like Becky has interpreted the good Bro’s post for us. 

 

But, Becky, you still didn't tell us what "I have Friends in a little of camps but am a ones ite" means!

[Black Aliss]

12 hours ago, thoughtful said:

But, Becky, you still didn't tell us what "I have Friends in a little of camps but am a ones ite" means!

That one was too much for even Becky, who is apparently fluent in weenese.

[smittykins]

She’d have to be to be married to him!

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

OK Folks, Bro Gary here, just reminding you I’m a total ass!

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[PumaLover]

Exactly what does a collector's vault entail? 

Mr. Puma told me I should have gotten him a MAGA hat and Trump 2020 flag when I saw the Trump Shop in Arizona. That's a big nope!

[Briefly]

3 hours ago, PumaLover said:

Exactly what does a collector's vault entail? 

Mr. Puma told me I should have gotten him a MAGA hat and Trump 2020 flag when I saw the Trump Shop in Arizona. That's a big nope!

I would consider buying one at a thrift store or something like that.  But then I would have to have a "crafting session" with it.  I would improve it quite a bit.  It would not resemble what it started out to be when I got finished with it.  No idea what I would actually do with it, but it would be fun!  (Insert evil laughter).

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

OK Folks the good Bro has another video out.  I tried listening to it and got through ALL the singing!  Five, and I was counting, five songs were sung. Now my ears are bleeding and I’m going to bed.

one of the Bro’s followers also has issues with the noise and passed on a wee prayer.  It would appear from this he thinks Bro has an over excited mind. ?

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[keepercjr]

On 6/18/2019 at 7:19 PM, Don'tlikekoolaid said:

OK Folks, Bro Gary here, just reminding you I’m a total ass!

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I certainly had no idea what a collectors vault is but you can tell it isn’t new.  I checked out amazon and those suckers are expensive used!  I hope she didn’t spend that kind of money (that they don’t have) on his gifts.

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[FullOfGravy]

45 minutes ago, keepercjr said:

 

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Is... is that drawing supposed to look like it came from an anti-Trump cartoon?

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What is going on with that postcard at the bottom right?  Is this collector's vault a piss-take?

[wallysmommy]

I'm dying laughing at "Give him you tongue Lord."  Proper phrasing is essential.

Why do all of these churches have pianos in dire need of a tuning and pianist who play like they're in a honky tonk?

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[AuntKrazy]

On 6/12/2019 at 11:09 AM, FullOfGravy said:

My cross-stitch fingers are itching.

I keep seeing one of "I preach at the Doors" depicting Bro Gary calling forth Jim Morrison like Lazarus? - 

On 6/15/2019 at 11:19 PM, thoughtful said:

But, Becky, you still didn't tell us what "I have Friends in a little of camps but am a ones ite" means!

I've got it! "I have Friends in a lot of camps but I am on one side".

do I now get to claim the gift of translating tongues?!?

[Dandruff]

Does the collector's vault include any grades, SAT scores, or tax returns?

[Yogi]

Becky is back on Facebook after her hiatus. She posted a Bible verse. No comments.

 

Rebecca Hawkins

June 19 at 7:55 AM · 

Amos 5:14 Seek good, and not evil, that ye may live: and so the LORD, the God of hosts, shall be with you, as ye have spoken. 5:15 Hate the evil, and love the good, and establish judgment in the gate: it may be that the LORD God of hosts will be gracious unto the remnant of Joseph.

[thoughtful]

OK, folks, I was ignoring commercials on my TV, as always, but glanced up in the middle of this one, and thought "is that Bro Gary?"

I bet this guy can make some gourmet-style weens and gravy!

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/oV5T/dukes-mayonnaise-extra-tang-featuring-jason-alley-dolester-miles#