Oh, Facebook...

[47of74]

So it smells like Mel Brooks?

[FiveAcres]

5 hours ago, 47of74 said:

So it smells like Mel Brooks?

Why am I thinking of Brokeback Mountain?

[47of74]

Attention Zuckbook.  You goddamn well know who I am now.  So you should know that suggesting Branch Trumpvidians as friends is a total non starter with me.  I don't give a flying fuck who the people are you suggested to me are either.  If they're BTs they can get fucking lost.

[47of74]

Ok, Zuckbook, what in hell makes you think I need this?

I know a certain orange former guy who would not need any in this size....

[47of74]

Oh fb 

Yeah it does a humping motion when plugged in. Some people just have too much time on their hands. 

[47of74]

Jesus Facebook what is it with all the underthing ads lately. 
 

[47of74]

Yeah that’s me labeling everything. 

[47of74]

I just got an ad for this....

I take it one should not wrap this around their reproductive equipment.  I sure as hell hope that's in the printed warnings. 

[FiveAcres]

On 6/16/2021 at 2:30 PM, 47of74 said:

I just got an ad for this....

I take it one should not wrap this around their reproductive equipment.  I sure as hell hope that's in the printed warnings. 

Sometimes I feel that FJ is the last resort for ads that can't be placed anywhere else. The advertisement overloads get their impressions and we just roll our eyes. (I've got to guess that this particular device has its place in some sort of fetish play and nowhere else.)

 

[47of74]

Hey anyone need a fire truck?

[47of74]

FB read my mind....

[47of74]

And how's this for creepy?  FB is now suggesting the client supervisor for the place I'm currently working for as a FB friend.  I hadn't even mentioned that on FB or who I was working with.  But she popped up as a suggested friend.  Sorry, nope.  Maybe after the project is over I'll think about it but right now nope.  The business between me and work is enough as it is right now.   

[47of74]

Welcome to Boston. 

[47of74]

FB just suggested I buy this

[47of74]

I need to get my eyes checked.  I thought that said jerking off at first.

[47of74]

What.  The.  FUCK?

[47of74]

FB suggested this when I first signed on this morning. 

Hey Zuck, wouldn’t this be better for all the Branch Trumpvidians on your site?  

[47of74]

Whoever greenlighted this either is in trouble or getting promoted (likely NSFW)

Spoiler

 

 

Edited January 23, 2022 by 47of74

[47of74]

Yeah I don’t even know what they’re smoking over at Suckerberg land these days. 
 

[47of74]

Now I’m getting this on FB. 

[47of74]

Oh Jesus, Facebook!  You did not just suggest this, did you?

 

 

[47of74]

I wanna know what I clicked on or typed in to make Zuck’s site think I wanted cop car lights 

[47of74]

Someone, somewhere is the reason this sign exists...

[47of74]

I don't need the co-worker one because my co-workers are pretty good.  But with the people one - with all the Branch Trumpvidians running around that better be a goddamn thick notebook.

[47of74]

Old ad seen on FB 

Good thing that cable Skimpy is using to light his cig is attached at the hip and not another certain place.