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I fully anticipate Carlin dropping the fundie wear like hotcakes the second she gets married. Won't be surprised in the least to see her in shorts, a bikini, and with extra piercings. Her wardrobe has gotten increasingly less modest, to the point where she barely even pays lip service to it. A cursory glance at her Instagram shows increasingly short hemlines, increasingly low necklines, vanishing straps, lower backs, and a bikini under a thin coverup. So no, she will not be wearing an extra modest wedding dress. It will be as immodest as she can get away with.

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45 minutes ago, Dandruff said:

I wonder what Zoolander and the guys will wear- dapper or circus side show?

I'm going to guess gun motif socks. He loves that shit. 

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1 hour ago, Dandruff said:

I wonder what Zoolander and the guys will wear- dapper or circus side show?

Probably blue suits with brown shoes and superhero motive socks. Or going more 20ies with suspenders and maybe a brown suit. They will look alright stylish from afar but if you look closely all you see are smug faces, ridiculous poses and realise that they missed the Pinterest ideal because the suits don’t fit properly (pants too wide- hello nappy butt- and long/short, jacket too wide all around). 

I was deeply disappointed with Josie’s wedding. The idea was nice but poorly executed. Let’s see if CarVan will be triumphant.

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Thank Rufus the butt-bow on wedding dress trend is no longer a thing. Cause you know Carlin's butt-bow would have been the biggest, fanciest, most poofy butt-bow ever.

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2 hours ago, fluffernutter said:

Thank Rufus the butt-bow on wedding dress trend is no longer a thing. Cause you know Carlin's butt-bow would have been the biggest, fanciest, most poofy butt-bow ever.

I'm actually sad this isn't going to happen now. I would have thoroughly enjoyed a gaudy butt bow. 

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12 hours ago, just_ordinary said:

Probably blue suits with brown shoes and superhero motive socks. Or going more 20ies with suspenders and maybe a brown suit. They will look alright stylish from afar but if you look closely all you see are smug faces, ridiculous poses and realise that they missed the Pinterest ideal because the suits don’t fit properly (pants too wide- hello nappy butt- and long/short, jacket too wide all around). 

I was deeply disappointed with Josie’s wedding. The idea was nice but poorly executed. Let’s see if CarVan will be triumphant.

The main thing I wanted to do was get rid of the bouquets and flower crowns that looked like the bridal party raided a salad bar and was parading down the aisle with their plunder. And Josie's crown reminded me of Old Gregg. 

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43 minutes ago, lizzybee said:

I'm actually sad this isn't going to happen now. I would have thoroughly enjoyed a gaudy butt bow. 

And butt bows do protect you from  roving booty pinching & grabbing fundies. [Looking at you, Erin & Kelton]

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Erin posted a video, Lawson is making a new music video. Inserted are two screen shots, one with the future Mr and Mrs Fundie Zoolander in wedding clothes! Not their real wedding clothes, I’m sure, but still interesting! There was a bit of dancing and swaying. 

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I am pretty sure that in the livestream Lawson said this week he was recording a videoclip for One + One, the song he wrote for Tori and Bobbys wedding together with Olivia Collingsworth (the lady in pink),

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1 hour ago, VineHeart137 said:

Is she wearing Josie's wedding dress...?

This is in the regular Bates thread and that seems to be the consensus.

2 hours ago, HereticHick said:

The copy on that website reads like very badly written set of liner notes from 1971.

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I'm guessing then that Carlin's wedding dress actually looks nothing like Josie's, because otherwise it would ruin the surprise. So, probably NOT a high-neckline lace bodice with lace sleeves and a flowy circle skirt. 

Maybe it will be more Lauren Duggar-esque? 

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Maybe it will be more Lauren Duggar-esque? 


That’s exactly what I was thinking. Especially after that photo in the meadow I think her dress is going to be one the most figure hugging dress of all the daughters as of yet.

Maybe one of these (I am very lazy to look at just Nichole spouse so I just went with what I could imagine her in):
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For the groomsmen:
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from the garment bag in her insta photo, i'd guess it's an a-line or fit-and-flare (i just feel like a ballgown would need a wider bag lol). i could see her doing a fitted silhouette with an a-line overskirt, too. 

maybe like this, except less heavy lace... https://www.nicolespose.it/en/wedding-dress-Romance--ROAB19876-2019

or this! https://www.nicolespose.it/en/wedding-dress-Jolies--JOAB18525-2018# 

i could really perfectly see Carlin in this, with less full & more flowy of a skirt: https://www.nicolespose.it/en/wedding-dress-Nicole--NIAB18035-2018#

or even this, if it were fully lined... https://www.nicolespose.it/en/wedding-dress-Romance--ROAB19891-2019#

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It is going to be really sad for the younger girls since the older girls get fancy TV weddings. I can't see the Bateseseses still being a thing when the little ones are wed.

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35 minutes ago, miss_batson said:

Carlin and Erin waiting for the spring. At first i thought its Katie, and Erin. They are so alike
 

 

Holy sponsored post. Is nothing in their lives not monetized.

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4 hours ago, nelliebelle1197 said:

It is going to be really sad for the younger girls since the older girls get fancy TV weddings. I can't see the Bateseseses still being a thing when the little ones are wed.

I dont believe that after UpTV cancels their show they will be back to poverty. I think that now that Gil has his own church and a leader position on IBLP they are not entirely relying on UpTV anymore. 

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2 hours ago, llucie said:

I dont believe that after UpTV cancels their show they will be back to poverty. I think that now that Gil has his own church and a leader position on IBLP they are not entirely relying on UpTV anymore. 

He has had that church in some form for ages and nonprofits don’t typically pay board members, which are meant to oversight, governance and accountability positions for paid staff.

@JillyO I noticed the confused votes I got on the monetized comment! Sorry I was not clear- if you click through to Instagram those pics of Erin and Carlin, it has tags for a dress company and the comments are asking for special codes for the store! 

 

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3 hours ago, llucie said:

I dont believe that after UpTV cancels their show they will be back to poverty. I think that now that Gil has his own church and a leader position on IBLP they are not entirely relying on UpTV anymore. 

Oh, they won't be back in poverty, but I don't see Gil and Kelly paying for the huge weddings. These are the people who wouldn't spend money buying their kids clothing(they relied on donations), yet always had money so that they could go on mini-vacations. Pre-reality television Gil and Kelly were a great deal like Jill and David Rod. They spent their money on themselves and waited for people to take pity on their children and give them stuff. 

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2 hours ago, nelliebelle1197 said:

He has had that church in some form for ages and nonprofits don’t typically pay board members, which are meant to oversight, governance and accountability positions for paid staff.

 

 

He did but it was a small old building, now its brand new and a lot bigger, more people in the church means more money. Also surely they are paying the family for all the conferences and stuff they do.

53 minutes ago, formergothardite said:

Oh, they won't be back in poverty, but I don't see Gil and Kelly paying for the huge weddings. These are the people who wouldn't spend money buying their kids clothing(they relied on donations), yet always had money so that they could go on mini-vacations. Pre-reality television Gil and Kelly were a great deal like Jill and David Rod. They spent their money on themselves and waited for people to take pity on their children and give them stuff. 

I used to think that UPTv was paying for the honeymoon trips but they didnt even show the real Kelton and Josie honeymoon trip on the showbut a staged one, so surely UpTv is not paying for a trip they are not going to show.

To be honest i dont think they will be back to the shitty weddings, the Bateses are all about apearences now, and that wouldnt look good.

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