Lori Alexander 49: Immodest, Indiscreet, and Downright Inappropriate

[Loveday]

2 minutes ago, EowynW said:

Guys I got a job. It isn't a great job. But it's a decent part time job doing what I know how to do. I swallowed my crushing anxiety and walked in off the street and they hired me on the spot. Out of a lot of candidates. 

Great news, congratulations! 

33 minutes ago, Georgiana said:

I think dinner is more likely.  After all, many of these comments have been up for far longer than 10 minutes.  

Or she just can't keep up. The comments on several posts are coming so thick and fast I  can't keep up with them, and I'm a fast reader!   

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

@EowynW Oh honey they saw in you what we see in you. A smart, capable, willing to work hard, lots of potential, secret bad ass, who goes after what she wants -- and gets it.  Exactly the kind of employee a business wants .

You walked in off the street and sold them on you and your skills.  That took nerve and initiative and gumption. Of course you beat out the other candidates.

You go girl. Never doubt your power. 

(((((((  ))))))))))

[Koala]

Nope...my vote is on a desperate attempt to go VIRAL!  Double VIRAL!  Two VIRAL posts at once.  VIRAL, VIRAL, VIRAL.  Seriously, she's losing it.  I wonder what her family thinks?  Can you imagine what they say about her?  

Lori?  It's pathetically obvious what you're trying to do.  You are acting like a child.  

[feministxtian]

11 minutes ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

@EowynW Oh honey they saw in you what we see in you. A smart, capable, willing to work hard, lots of potential, secret bad ass, who goes after what she wants -- and gets it.  Exactly the kind of employee a business wants .

You walked in off the street and sold them on you and your skills.  That took nerve and initiative and gumption. Of course you beat out the other candidates.

You go girl. Never doubt your power. 

(((((((  ))))))))))

I second this @EowynW! You got this because you are seriously BAD ASS!

[PennySycamore]

Congratulations on the new job, @EowynW!!  

Tonight I had couscous with Morningstar veggie "chickn" strips and broccoli on the side.  Sprinkled some za'atar on the couscous.  It was pretty good even if it was quick.

[Frog99]

1 hour ago, ViolaSebastian said:

It's almost like there's some sort of flaw in teaching girls to be modest, chaste, and pure to the point of obsession. Some sort of, I don't know, issue of some sort in teaching only girls that they must control themselves--that sex is a dirty, dirty sin and then expecting them to regularly and suddenly enjoy sex with unabashed gusto after they've been conditioned this way for 20-25 years. If only there was a cat detective to figure this case out!

Add in the fact that the husband likely had no real education on the female body and how it works, and you have a recipe for disaster. I do wonder, though, if the wife also has a trauma history. I feel bad for her. I’m glad she’s not married to a man like KB Davies. 

15 minutes ago, Koala said:

Nope...my vote is on a desperate attempt to go VIRAL!  Double VIRAL!  Two VIRAL posts at once.  VIRAL, VIRAL, VIRAL.  Seriously, she's losing it.  I wonder what her family thinks?  Can you imagine what they say about her?  

Lori?  It's pathetically obvious what you're trying to do.  You are acting like a child.  

I think she boosted it or something- there is no way it has gone viral again. I wish it would show up in my feed with the “sponsored” tag on it- I boost events for work on occasion and it will show up as sponsored in news feeds but not if you go directly to our page. You can boost to specific demographics too. I don’t know how detailed that part is, but I know you can go by age, which might explain the young women commenting on her post. If that showed up in my feed, I would screen shot it and post it in the comments. 

I have been tempted a few times to leave a comment on an IG post of Alyssa’s asking her how she can radiate such light and love with an evil shrew of a mother. 

I think she will leave most of the comments up- she wants the arguments and attention. Her fan girls are so stupid that they can’t see through that. 

10 minutes ago, PennySycamore said:

Congratulations on the new job, @EowynW!!  

Tonight I had couscous with Morningstar veggie "chickn" strips and broccoli on the side.  Sprinkled some za'atar on the couscous.  It was pretty good even if it was quick.

What’s the texture of the chicken strips like? I’ve wanted to try them but have texture issues sometimes when it comes to food and so I’ve been hesitant to try them. 

[PennySycamore]

@Frog99,  the texture is probably not like that of actual chicken, but I like it better than I do Gardein's or Beyond Meat's fake chicken strips.  If you want to try them, you might look for them on sale or at least have a vegetarian friend you can give them to if you don't like the texture. I like Morningstar Farms' texture better and they're also better seasoned.

[Free Jana Duggar]

Dinner was Chick-fil-A because I'm an evil working woman with a full time job at a day camp for the summer, and I have 18 first and second grade boys from 8:30 till 5:30.

'Nuff said.

[bea]

  If only Yzma had found Jesus, THEN maybe she wouldn't be turning people into llamas! 

This right here is why I will never leave FJ.

[SilverBeach]

Fried shrimp and sweet and sour cole slaw for dinner, followed by caramel cake and moscato sangria wine. Fuck it!

[feministxtian]

Dinner was left over pizza and fries the hub brought home from work. 

I'm in the middle of a migraine and an anxiety attack from hell and can't think straight for love nor money right now. Had to call the cops on the neighbors again...he's so fucking stupid. He's playing "Fortunate Son" and yelling "America love it or leave it" and the stupid son of a bitch doesn't even realize that the song was a protest song, protesting the Vietnam era draft. 

Hence the anxiety attack...we want to move but the costs are infuckingsane. One place I called wanted like 750 bucks for pet fees and pet deposit AND another 50 bucks a month in "pet rent"...for 2 goddamn cats. Then there's the water/sewer/trash fees...75 fucking bucks a month...are they out of their fucking minds? 

I'm losing what's left of my mind...

[Koala]

Okay, I am calling it...this was all arranged so that she could go viral again.  This woman deletes the scriptures, there's no way she's just letting all this slide.  She's got to let in stand, in order for it to gain momentum.  

I hope her family realizes how obvious she is.  Her "ministry" has nothing to do with Jesus, and everything to do with her need for control and attention.

[MarblesMom]

I have to take this woman in small doses.  6 mins ago she re-posted the post that went viral.  It went VIRAL.  

I had to share this bit, because I did things totally wrong and married Mr MM for all the wrong reasons, apparently.

 

 

[EowynW]

2 hours ago, Koala said:

Okay, I am calling it...this was all arranged so that she could go viral again.  This woman deletes the scriptures, there's no way she's just letting all this slide.  She's got to let in stand, in order for it to gain momentum.  

I hope her family realizes how obvious she is.  Her "ministry" has nothing to do with Jesus, and everything to do with her need for control and attention.

I opened my FB tonight and someone from my former fundie church shared her "viral post." I politely lost my shit on it. 

[feministxtian]

56 minutes ago, MarblesMom said:

I have to take this woman in small doses.  6 mins ago she re-posted the post that went viral.  It went VIRAL.  

I had to share this bit, because I did things totally wrong and married Mr MM for all the wrong reasons, apparently.

 

 

I married Mr. Xtian for the wrong reasons too. But she misses the whole part about he's cute, he's got a nice butt, he makes me laugh and worships the ground I walk on. THAT is why I married Mr. Xtian, although honestly I have no idea what he sees in me. 

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

If the reason Lori keeps posting other people's words and hasn't been as quick to delete is because she's actually spending time with her mom, I wish she would just say that and take a break. I suppose it isn't very likely that Lori is suddenly unselfish, but even someone as self-absorbed as she is might eventually regret not spending every possible minute with her mom while she can. It just makes me sad. 

[Sarah92]

I find it so weird that Lori keeps reposting her "viral" post. Honestly, it's not anything she hasn't said a million times already. It's not brilliant writing. It's just something that ticks a lot of people off. It's like she's looking to stir up strife. 

And sometimes I still suspect that it's Lori with a lust problem. Maybe it's not always Ken. Lori is the ultimate projector/blamer so idk I think it could be a possibility. It's all the evil women making her have "bad thoughts". But then again maybe Ken was staring too long at a boob. 

[Frog99]

5 hours ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

If the reason Lori keeps posting other people's words and hasn't been as quick to delete is because she's actually spending time with her mom, I wish she would just say that and take a break. I suppose it isn't very likely that Lori is suddenly unselfish, but even someone as self-absorbed as she is might eventually regret not spending every possible minute with her mom while she can. It just makes me sad. 

She’s still been deleting comments on her typical posts- just not the post about breastfeeding or her “viral” post. In fact, I’m pretty sure her post went “viral” again (I think she doesn’t understand what that really means) because she purposely shared it. And as if that wasn’t enough, she shared it a second time- last evening. 

Im honestly not sure she’s capable of remorse or regret, quite honestly. I think her narcissism is too strong. 

[squiddysquid]

11 hours ago, Koala said:

Nope...my vote is on a desperate attempt to go VIRAL!  Double VIRAL!  Two VIRAL posts at once.  VIRAL, VIRAL, VIRAL.  Seriously, she's losing it.  I wonder what her family thinks?  Can you imagine what they say about her?

Couldn't resist.

V.I.R.A.L.!!!!!!!! @#!%\=eleventy!!!!!!

P.S. Congrats @EowynW

[Frog99]

So these comments were deleted first, yet many of the more oppositional comments remain (I expect she will begin deleting some of them, but perhaps not all). Screenshots on 2.0:

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[The Mother Dust]

17 hours ago, Georgiana said:

To be fair, the entire plot of Emperor's New Groove is set in motion by Yzma's inability to be submissive to Kuzco and show him the proper deference, which evidently was a lot like Lori early in her marriage.  If only Yzma had found Jesus, THEN maybe she wouldn't be turning people into llamas!  She would know her place and step down so that the kingdom could be run by Kronk and Kuzco and Theme Song Guy, where it would be in chaos within the year because frankly, that's THE WORST idea.

I'd have to see Ken's spinach puffs to know if he's Kronk*.  He might just be the monkey eating the bug or the angry squirrel.  

*This is surprisingly not a euphemism.  

I just had to pop in to say, The Emperor's New Groove is such an underrated movie!  I love it so much.  Delighted to see it referenced here.  Love it when my obsessions cross, haha.

[Frog99]

Poor Michelle missed the point... 

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And now Lori is sharing her post yet again!!!

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[Koala]

You know- the real shame in this, is that Lori has purposefully stirred all this shit up, despite what her mother is going through.  I swear she's a sociopath.  

[delphinium65]

27 minutes ago, Frog99 said:

So these comments were deleted first, yet many of the more oppositional comments remain

Of course she's leaving them, those are her martyrbation porn. 

[klein_roeschen]

12 minutes ago, delphinium65 said:

Of course she's leaving them, those are her martyrbation porn. 

I can really imagine Lori sitting in front of her computer, a piece of her sourdough einkorn bread slattered with her 14 $ butter next to her and enjoying that she again stirred upt he shit for her entertainment