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Mr & Mrs Jill Duggar 60: The Shilling Dillards

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pamplemousse

Anyone else here thinking we should just call them the Shillards? Normally, I hate the trend of combining multiple names into one...but here, it would fit.

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Audrey2
Posted (edited)

Here's my interpretation of Derick on the blanket in the nasty white t-shirt with the 351 month sign:

Jill, you love the boys much more than you love me. You've been posting more pictures of Israel and Sam and not as many as meeee (read in a whining voice)

Jill: Okay (with a little exasperation, but he is my headship, so I must obey) Sweetheart, I just finished Sam's 11 month picture. Why don't you lay here on the blanket and I'll take and post a picture of you, as I did with Sam.

Then, you get the picture

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HarryPotterFan

I liked the following pictures of Sam attacking Derdick’s face. Go Sam. Steal his nose.

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SadieJane

No really, Sam. Steal his nose. Make him Voldemort.

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SapphireSlytherin

Are there any bible verses about filthy armpits that Derick can quote for his Twitter?

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Audrey2
1 minute ago, SapphireSlytherin said:

Are there any bible verses about filthy armpits that Derick can quote for his Twitter?

The only one that I can think of (and it isn't Biblical) is:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch.

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10 minutes ago, SadieJane said:

No really, Sam. Steal his nose. Make him Voldemort.

I’m not sure what’s a bigger insult...calling Voldemort Derick or calling Derick Voldemort? 

At least Voldemort doesn’t care about your gender identity or sexual orientation as long as you’re a pure blood? But at least Derick doesn’t kill people?

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The only one that I can think of (and it isn't Biblical) is:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch.

That’s amazing. Where is that from?

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Audrey2
2 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

I’m not sure what’s a bigger insult...calling Voldemort Derick or calling Derick Voldemort? 

At least Voldemort doesn’t care about your gender identity or sexual orientation as long as you’re a pure blood? But at least Derick doesn’t kill people?

That’s amazing. Where is that from?

My college roommate used to say it... I'm not sure where she got it from. I just checked, possibly Johnny Carson, although several versions exist.

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SadieJane

Omg you're right. Derek is worse than Voldemort. Fuck.

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Rachel333

Nah, I think killing people is still worse than anything Derick has done. :pb_lol:

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49 minutes ago, Audrey2 said:

The only one that I can think of (and it isn't Biblical) is:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch.

Naw...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubes...

(that's the version my darling husband used w/his Navy buddies)

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Voldemort killed people because he could. He was personally powerful and smart enough that he could kill easily with limited consequence to himself (with the exception of the Potters). But even Voldemort let people live/kept his killings to a minimum when he didn’t have the power or prestige to get away with it. 

When we look at people like Derick and fundamentalists, a good question is not “What have they done?” but rather “What would they do if they could?”. If given Voldemort’s power and prestige, WOULD they run things like Voldemort? Sure. They’d target different people (I disagree that V’s ideology is any better, he just had a different target. If we go with that giving him props for not being anti-LGBTQ, we have to give the Duggars props for not being open segregationists), but they absolutely would install a system that creates second and even third class citizens if they could. Do I think fundies would kill people? It’s in the Bible, and many of them love both the death penalty and those hateful verses. 

The real difference is that Voldemort was a remarkable wizard with talent, intelligence, and charisma. Derick has none of that. Is it better for evil people to be capable or bumbling? In a country approaching an idiocracy, I’m not sure I know anymore. Voldemort calculated his moves, tightly controlled his damage, and had a vested interest in maintaining order. You never know what idiots will do in their stupidity. So maybe it’s just a personal preference as to whether you prefer your evil ordered or chaotic. 

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Nope, I still think that someone who has killed a bunch of people is worse than someone who hasn't! You can speculate about what fundies would do if they had the power, but I would still prefer to be around one than to be around someone who has actually killed already. I mean, Voldemort is literally modeled after Hitler!

(And honestly, as awful as Derick is, I really doubt he would kill people the way Voldemort did. I feel ridiculous even typing that, since that's about the lowest bar you can use!)

The one area where I prefer Voldemort over Derick is that Voldemort at least has the decency not to actually exist. :pb_lol:

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Posted (edited)

@Georgiana I was joking about giving Voldemort props but damn don’t make my thoughts go to such deep dark places this late at night. 

@Rachel333 of course Derick could never kill the way Voldemort did. He’s a total squib. He also has zero charisma and couldn’t get a following if he pooped gold. He’d basically be a Death Eater who spouts of Voldemort’s views and hide behind a computer until Voldemort takes over the ministry to avoid dealing with people who show their disagreement.  

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Rachel333

Derick would totally support Umbridge too.

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Just now, Rachel333 said:

Derick would totally support Umbridge too.

You mean Betsy DeVos? Yeah, I bet he loves her because she’s doing her best to destroy heathen public education 

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44 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

@Georgiana I was joking about giving Voldemort props but damn don’t make my thoughts go to such deep dark places this late at night. 

@Rachel333 of course Derick could never kill the way Voldemort did. He’s a total squib. He also has zero charisma and couldn’t get a following if he pooped gold. He’d basically be a Death Eater who spouts of Voldemort’s views and hide behind a computer until Voldemort takes over the ministry to avoid dealing with people who show their disagreement.  

Derick is Crabbe and Goyle  LMAO

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AliceInFundyland

So, “is X Fundie worse than Voldemort?” our new measuring stick?

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Ivycoveredtower said:

Derick is Crabbe and Goyle  LMAO

Nah. He's Filch - a Squib, skulking around, looking for people doing (him) wrong, and running to tattle to Dumbledore (Twitter), while Mrs. Norris (Jill) is in cahoots with watching/reporting duties too.

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Jill just posted pictures from May on the blog, and.....

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THE BRIDESMAIDS DRESS IS BACK!!!!

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SapphireSlytherin

And Cathy bought a used tablecloth to make a skirt - buy used and save the difference AND repurpose an item. YAY

/BEC

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Markie

Isn’t that the Bridesmaid dress they wore at Jill’s wedding? Did she get her own, or borrow a sister's dress? It actually looks like a nice going to church dress. I don’t mind Cathy’s skirt, either. Nice and colourful.  

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lumpentheologie

Cathy's skirt looks like something they could have picked up for her in Central America. I like it. They all look nice, actually, too bad the adults are all hateful bigots. 

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11 hours ago, feministxtian said:

Naw...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubes...

(that's the version my darling husband used w/his Navy buddies)

Corporal Klinger, from M*A*S*H

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